UPDATE:
Especially for bradthefag:
ARGH! Just started My friggin period. OMG I will be sooo fucking pissed if I am on the rag next month during My vacation. There’s no friggin tracking My cycle, it’s TOTALLY unpredictable. My last one started October 31 and today is Dec 10th–the time before I started Sept 24th– it’s never the friggin same in between..sometimes I have 2 in month, sometimes I skip. I will fucking GO BALLISTIC if I start January 16th and have to spend MY entire fucking vacation running to the damned john and AAAAARGH!!!! all those gorgeous white gauzy outfits I wanted to wear in the Caribbean. I will be PISSED PISSED PISSED! Isn’t it funny how I generally have a big fucking giant shitfit rant about something 2 days before I start? Ok.so here it is, if I start MY period on the 16th.I will truly know that I am evil and shouldn’t be quite as mean to you pigheads..of course if I DON’T start on the 16th it means I am evil and that the forces that be want Me to keep on TORTURING you dumbfucks. People always talk about Karma, and what’s weird is..I do such nasty shit and Great things always continue to happen to ME.nothing bad ever frickin’ happens–it’s like I continually get blessed for MY evil deeds! I really believe that it is GOOD of ME to be such a bitch to men. teehee. (I dedicated this paragraph to brad cuz he’s bothered when I talk about My period, but hell he hasn’t had a date since the 70’s and doesn’t get much time with Women-folk.)

prissy sissy crissy will be doing a journal. he also ordered a new laptop so he could do webcam and stuff and be one of My sissy freakshows because he usually just sneaks his emails and My website from his work. We wanted to make SURE that crissy NEVER tries turning his back on his new religion, so I got his work phone number and his ex-wife’s address and phone number to keep him at My disposal for as long as I want to keep him around.

toiletbrush did some shopping for Me like I demanded. A new tankini bathing suit, then 2 resort dresses and 2 skirts from Victoria’s secret. The new sissy crissy sent $200 and has been sent out to get some sexy stuff for his cam debut. vintage furfreak got Me 2 pretty gauzy white peasant shirts and another beachy skirt. I think I’ve pretty much got all the stuff I need for My trip now, besides needing a few sunhats and more sunglasses. I go through a lot of sunglasses. I love them and wear them a lot but I also sit on them constantly or squish them in MY purse, drop them etc. I’m rough on shit. Anyway, I’m going to pick out some glasses–I never bother buying super expensive sunglasses anymore because they won’t be around for long. the new junky sent Mariah a tragic little $50 gift certificate at Amazon. the turd got Me a year subscription for Netflix. I’m thinking of getting My sisters and Mother all NetFlix subscriptions for a year for Christmas so I’ll probably be demanding more gift certificates from there in the very near future.

Tomorrow we’re going hunting for the Christmas tree. I’ll probably make you guys buy some decorations too, because all I have is pink stuff, and Wonder Woman stuff. I decided this year I was going to do a grown-up Christmas tree. I did like WonderWoman one year, the pink barbie stuff 2 years ago and then pink and white last year. This year, I’m going to try to be a little more classic. But who knows..

Well, time for the gym.

Little note to beerboy joe: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA neener neener neener! I ruined your life! you’re going to have $400 of bounced checks! Cry, sucker, cry!