I’m going cross-eyed looking at resort pages and expedia.com and flight schedules. I was thinking about taking a friend to Aruba or St Maarten or something for Christmas instead of staying around and doing the boring family, snow, hollyjolly ho-hum stuff.but I think I waited too long to get anything decent since all the resorts are crammed packed for Christmas. SHIT! 🙁 Now, I’m grouchy.. Maybe I’ll go somewhere in mid january instead–it is sorta last minute.and I would have tons of shopping to do..and could definitely find better accomodations after Christmas..plus I need to find MY birth certificate.I don’t think I’ve seen it since I’ve moved. Man, I wish I had thought of this earlier. Those of you with good recommendations for nice resorts in the caribbean let Me know. I don’t want anyplace really touristy.

Let’s see..BIGGAYFAG UK you’re fucking worthless ass owes ME $200 NOW! HA! Another $100 out of the divorcee! russell sent another $100, fagarina sent $100, $300 from smalldick SD, secret shopper got MY nice electric ricemaker thingie off MY amazon wishlist and someone has seemed to have purchased MY jojoba oil. fatmac get back to ME ASAP. Mariah REALLY loves those shoes but She needs them in black not red. She said you could either
a. Buy Her the black ones too.
b. return the red ones and exchange for the black ones and have your ass kicked in.

barnyardtoilet, you weren’t keeping your diary updated, so I updated it for you.

brianscumfest did $300 he is such a fucking goober. All he wants to do is talk about being kicked in the balls..and the minute you start talking about it, he secretly starts jerking or something and just poofs disappears. easy scott, HAHA! Oh he’s sooo fucking easy to bag. I sent him MY new luscious leggy photos and instantly he was reduced to a whimpering little puppydog, begging for not-so-nice things. “Oh please Princess take My family christmas money because I’d much rather be scotty-clause for you.” OH My gawd! you are SOO burning in hell, scott! he lost $300 of his Holiday spending cash. Here’s a demented little song I want you to call and sing to ME..be sure you have some little jingle bells to tinkle while you’re singing.

Jolly ol’ Saint ScottyClause,
lean your ear this way!
Don’t you tell a single soul
what I’m going to say:
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
now, you dumb old man
Whisper what you’ll bring to me;
tell me if you can.

Misses Santa Clause your poor wife
gets just a lump of coal.
She will find a brand new man
cuz you’re a broke old troll.
Underneath your Christmas tree
there won’t be a thing.
You sold out your family
for your slimey dingaling.
All the stockings you will find
hanging in a row
Mine will be the biggest one,
you’ll be sure to know

Bobby wants a pair of skates,
Suzy wants a sled
they wont get a single thing
cuz you bought PRINCESS stuff instead!

HOHOHO! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRY CHRISTMAS PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWS FLASH
Oh one more thing. Time to REPORT all Christmas Bonuses. Either report your amount here or email ME privately. I get the entire thing. You can sign over the Bonus checks directly to SIERRA HORIZONS or pay some other way. I prefer to have the entire checks though.cuz it would be funny to photocopy them for souvenirs.