UPDATE: Just got $200 from porky in canada.
Just got back a few minutes ago, had a fun saturday party night with MY friends. vintage freak, I wore that new shirt with the sexy, drapey goddess sleeves you got ME. I looked SOOOOOOO good in it.
Yeah! One of My WU slaves I haven’t heard from for awhile called today and I talked him into going to the western union and sending Me $900! What’s funny is, I made him wear this Tshirt where he wrote “I’M A TOTAL LOSER” in big black letters across the chest in magic marker. he swore up and down he was wearing it, but I didn’t really believe him. So I told him to ask the Western Union lady if she liked his shirt. And I could hear her say ever so politely. “i’m sorry you feel you’re a loser.” HAHAHA! GAWD DAMNED!!! picking up Western Unions are such a pain in the ass sometimes. I make them use the secretword WU option so that I don’t have to give out real information that matches an ID. Most of the dumdums at western union don’t get many of these, because they totally don’t know what to do most of the time. After a big hassle I got My cash. Checked MY pobox and there was $400 from smalldick SD with a little note that said “spending money for your vacation”. What a sweet surprise! See My loot. latexlover wants to buy Me another latex dress. I’m picking one out right now. I think it’s going to be a two-toned one I found. Can’t decide on the color quite yet. I think it will run around $250. OH I found another Latex dress from DeMask that I must have for a photo set idea I have. Who wants to spring for this?? Volunteers for this dress, email Me. It’s $385.00.
NOTE to the turd: FUCKING GET BACK TO ME because that fucking BRONZE SET HAS NEVER SHOWN UP and I DONT think it’s going to. WESTWARD BOUND SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! They have fucked up SOOO many orders. you’re lame ass owes ME for that lost outfit. A $500 donation should cover the 2 pieces and the annoyance I experienced.
Sent celibate george out on a little shopping trip in the mall for Me. he got Me a Bobbi Brown eye and lip palette, Yves Saint Laurent Concealer and My favorite Yves Saint Laurent mascara. I already have 2 brand new tubes of the mascara, but I like knowing I have extra in storage. I chatted with the Bobbi Brown sales Girl on his cell about the lip colors available then made him say a few things like “thanks for letting me shop for you, Princess” right in front of her. he was soo embarrassed by this little stuff. lol he’s pretty fun to talk to cuz he has the WIMPIEST weak voice. I saw celibate on cam for the first time the other night. he’s a funny looking old guy. Made him put his wife’s humongous grannypanties on his head. he looked soo lame.
Oh I also got a new guy from TX today who called and did a $200 donation. he claims he wants to be a devoted, longterm slave–we’ll see what happens. fagarina lost $100. haha he’s sooooo fucking BEYOND hooked..if you could only hear him wimpering and begging on the phone. he’s a friggin riot.
FYI mark francis. you dishonest little turd! I noticed that the vote to give you a second chance went up like by 35 votes and went and checked and guess who voted for it a BUNCH of times?!?! you sleazoid! Even if EVERYONE voted for Me to accept your lousy ass, I WOULDN’T. THE POLL DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER– I WILL STILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA!
I changed it so that everyone can only vote 1 time, but you were the only one who abused the poll. AND any little fucker who frequents stripper bars will NEVER become one MY clan! Eat shit and die.
Please Princess..i admit i voted many times to have You give me a second chance….i was sooo depressed when i saw everyone voting for You to make me fat, drunk & dump me….pleease…i no longer go to the stripper bar now.
please Princess….i have haad too many drinks & need to work soon..You somehow mess with my brain. please…i beg!
mark francis
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you always look sooo good whatever you wear Princess!! but is there any chance of a picture of you in the new top???
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Sharon sent Me a note saying how extremely annoying she found you. All women loathe you. I bet most of the votes to remove you are from Women.
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Princess….i dont even know Sharon…i’m sure if she knew me she would like me..i promise…please only 3 days to holidays & would like some female company…..even if only on internet….i can be a real gentleman…i promise!
I’ve never drank so much in my life since You allowed me to post a journal…i feel drawn to it. makes me crave more!
i also will never ever go back to the dance bar Princess..that was dumb of me.
mark francis
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Which Yves Saint Laurent mascara is the one you like, and what do you like about it? Lengthening, thickening, doesn’t smudge, etc.? They have a few different mascaras, and I’m not sure which one to try first.
Do you have a particular makeup remover that you like? Most makeup removers tend to make my eyes burn.
I think this could be a cool new feature: Princess’ Beauty Corner. Female fans can ask you for your recommendations and advice, and you could make the boypigs read it too and force them to write essays or take pop quizzes to show they actually read the makeup entries. Most men just don’t care about makeup, so forcing them to read and pay attention to it might be a fun torture. Not as fun as what you would do to them if they didn’t pay attention, though. 😀
Cheers, and mark francis should be made to eat a turd, throw it up, and then eat it again.
– La Femme
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Yves Saint Laurent Mascara Volume Effect Faux Cils is the mascara I love. I like it because it’s really dramatic. I mostly wear it for photos and evening cuz it makes your lashes really thick and long..kinda like you are wearing fake lashes or something. It also doesnt clump. Unlike lots of those lash extending mascaras it doesn’t give you those skinny spiderleg looking lashes. They are really full and long. I never get any smearing or flaking with this stuff. You get total vavoom lashes. Bad part is, they don’t hardly put any mascara in the bottle. The bottle is classy though. It’s gold and metal without words on it.
Eye makeup remover… That reminds me. I need some more. I haven’t successfully found one I really like yet. All the over the counter shit seems to be either greasy or burn the fuck out of your eyes. I also have a tendency to leave lids off of stuff and always wind up spilling most of it. They need to put that stuff in squirt bottles or something. I put clinique makeup remover on my wishlist, I’ll test that one. Good thing is, I get so many free products from guys I can try whatever I want. I like the idea of making them do quizzes afterwards. lol
I LOVE the idea of making mark francis eat a turd, throw it up and eat it again. Thanks for posting it! Perhaps if he successfully does that on webcam he might have a chance in hell in serving ME. I think that’s a splended idea! There you go mark! REDEMPTION BY TURD REGURGITATION. If you love ME you will eat a turd, barf it up and eat it again.
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LOL! If marky mark does what you ask, he should call himself Turd Regurgitation from then on, so he and the world never forget what he did for his Princess. 😀 If he doesn’t do it, I’ll have fun waiting to see what torture you visit upon him. Probably ignoring him would be the worst for him, but it’s hard to ignore people who are so fun to pick on.
Thanks for the mascara info. I’m going to give the Yves St. Laurent a try. If it doesn’t give you tarantula-leg eyelashes and it doesn’t smear or flake, it’s got to be good. As for makeup remover, if I ever find one I really like, I’ll post it in comments for you and all the female fans. If we can put a man on the moon and waste medical research money on crap like Viagra, why the fuck don’t we have a good makeup remover that doesn’t burn your eyes?? Women’s eyes are far more important than some pig’s limp noodle weenie.
– La Femme
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lol yes that a coincidence because I’ve always said we can send a man to moon and clone kitties but what do we have to use for our menstrual cycles? COTTON ON A FUCKING STRING!
Hope the mascara works out for you. I really like it. I used to wear that Loreal Lashout before but it sorta gives you stiff skinny long lashes. I’ve tried lots of other higher-end brands and this is the only one that impressed Me.
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