Ooooh you guys are soo fucking lucky. My friend Stevie (that’s a nickname) has decided to set up an amazon wishlist too. She’s the girl who teaches spinning and She’s a friggin knockout. Imagine having all of us coming at you at once!?! Or seeing us all sitting across the bar from you, blowing smoke rings and clicking our beer bottles together and toasting ourselves for being so fucking awesome! Oh ..or maybe picture us catching a glimpse at little old, pot-bellied, bald-headed putrid you and seeing us both lift our lucious, lipsticked lips in almost matching sneers and saying “EWWWWwwww” in unison. Well.dream on, bitches!

What can I say??? Stevie is mindbogglingly beautiful.and not just beautiful, one of those Women who just ooze sex appeal and confidence. you wouldn’t know anything about that.now would ya freaks? She’s totally hysterical too and Smart Smart Smart!
I genuinely love MY friends and sisters getting goodies from you dummies.  Whip out those wallet, bitches! Yes Hot Bitches in Leather.flock together!

Behold Stevie!

Isn’t She the friggin Yummiest? (Only I can say that.not you dorks!)

We plan on doing some pictures together. OMG!! you’re all SOOOO FUCKING SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWED!!!

The first payment of $400 came in from slutty suzy. We expect the other $4,000 by the deadline you dirty whore!