you heart Me, She hearts Me, I heart Me. ♥♥♥

you heart Me, She hearts Me, I heart Me.  ♥♥♥

Somebody buy this sneakers for ME.  It takes a bit for them to load.  I had the wrong link up yesterday..I want the low tops NOT the high tops..so hurry the fuck up and somebody purchase them stat!  purchased by fatmac

 wolfie sent ME his social security # and bought ME that superDdooper  dining room chandelier! clap clap clap! Way to go, dumdum! 

$300 from army guy on yahoo, $600 from vintage furfreak and $200 from twinkie

Me and MY girlfriend are going on our big annual Valentine’s date.  Guess what, un-loved, un-valentined and un-royal fool?  We are using your cash!  I’m gonna get the HUGEST lobster they have.  We got stuck with reeal late reservations though.9:30. 🙁   I booked them 2 weeks in advance and that wasn’t long enough to get a decent dinner hour. .sigh. Well U.R.F, I’m sure your eyes have big hearts in them now! heeeheee!  Unroyal fool..U.R.F. is your initials. URF even sounds ridiculously retarded..kinda like you!

 I decided I’m bringing back the banana clip.  It’s probably pretty tacky to wear banana clips now adays huh?  I don’t care, I found one big enough to fit MY thick hair in it, and I’m officially ROCKING a banana clip.  God Bless the banana clip. It’s ONLY the bestest invention EVER!  I got this huge ass fluffy, super long pony tail with this thing.  Princess, step away from the banana clip..NEVER!! NEVER I SAY!

 SEND your SWEET-HEART CASH and I’ll Break your ♥Heart♥ for Valentine’s Day!!

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5 thoughts on “you heart Me, She hearts Me, I heart Me. ♥♥♥

  1. avatarmark francis

    Princess, it was already valentines day here in australia. i spent all day trying to sell some furniture to get money for You. my furniture is not great but hoping to get any dollars i can for You. i love You Princess and been staring at Your picture for hours just dreaming that i could be someone’s valentine. i’m torn of trying to be more of a pathetic sissy wimp to please You and forever reducing my manhood and therfore my chances of ever dating a girl again. i’ve even been dumped from my football club for being too thin and not being big enough! Losing weight for Princess takes priority and is turning my life upside down. i’m going to look at gay porn. i’m desperate for love.

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  2. avatarAnonymous

    I dont think most men appreciate how deadly this Woman is until it is to late. Once she has you, you dont just walk away.

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