Don’t look I look like I won the Lottery or something? I always win the Big Loser Cash Sweepstakes! you enter and I win BIG MONEY!

I took a few pictures that I will post in members only. Not a full gallery, but oh well. you stinkweeds will be grateful for any tidbits you can get. I had planned to do some big gallery before I left, but what’s the sense? Can’t really milk you as hard when I’m not around. haha I’ll just post a few new ones, to make you MISS ME extra while I’m gone and then whip out the BIG GUNS when I get back.

Jesus, I have so much shit to do and so little time to do it. I’m still waiting for items that I need for MY trip, that BETTER be showing up by monday or I’ll be PISSED! I take off tuesday. Like I said I’ll be checking in to empty MY spam mail and answer a few emails and if it rains or something (resorts are boooooring when it’s rainy), I’m sure I won’t be able to resist hopping online, but I won’t be on much at all. This resort does have a private casino, but I’m not much of a gambler. I’m gonna VEG so hard. I’m talking about some SERIOUS R&R and pampering! Yay! It’s even better because the weather is SO fucking shitty now. I can’t wait to escape.
Ugh I got a Christmas party I have to go to that I’d much rather skip out on and get things in order before the trip. I have MY fishtank all on auto pilot. Auto lights, two different auto feeders. I wonder if I will come home to any upside down fishies again?

I’m glad to be going on vacation, but I’m a little bummed that I am messing up MY workout routine. I have been working out sooo good for the last month. Hardest I’ve ever worked out. She wants Me to do at least 30 minutes cardio every day. I’m packing My heart monitor like a good girl. I really don’t want to fall off MY work-out wagon. Unfortunately, I haven’t seen much changes with the scale, which is kinda bumming Me out. But I’m feeling really good and My biceps and other parts are getting firmer. She’s been a maniac this week. SOooooo many friggin lunges. The minute I get back. Im heading straight back to her. Which reminds Me. For another 10 sessions I need around $700, 20 is $1400. Someone get to that right away. Believe Me, you would be VERY happy to see where your money is going when it comes to Her. hehehe I plan to stay with her for a long run. you guys will be footing the bill PERMANENTLY.

yippy for sissy tommikins! he couldn’t resist anymore and came out and got suckered INTO cocksucking and OUTTA $700 cash. turdmuncher sent $500 but he still owes two more portygee GODDESSES $500 each! Hurry the fuck up. That fucking stocking top slave popped up and tried yanking our chain a bit today. FUCK you, you piece of shit! Me and the V-MeisterMaster want $500 YESTERDAY! Just a minute ago I got $300 from a brand new chunk of man-meat. his name is David from Pittsburg. No nickname yet.

Like I do every vacation, I am slapping up a VacationDonation page.