Yeah! munnyhunny finally got the package I promised him like 2 mos agos. he called worked into a frenzy and donated a total of $900! (I’m sure toiletbrush is totally jealous cuz I never send the stuff I promise him.but too bad for him. I need inspiration to lick a stamp. As I predicted beerboy joe did his day-after beg-for-a-refund thang. FUCK you, you fuckin’ walrus! Go sell some of that lard to the glue factory. I managed to squeeze another $40 out of virginpiggy’s scant creditcard. I got My StarWars trilogy in the mail today and watched the first one tonite. I’m proud of My workout today, I took a 3-mile speedwalk then did My firm circuit DVD.

father flatulence is a guy who claims to be a priest. he used to serve years ago. he popped out of nowhere and sent $150. When I emailed him back he wrote and said he was feeling guilty and was going to go pray to God for forgiveness and that he wasn’t going to email again. Guess what? I don’t forgive you. Go choke on a eucharist, padre poopstain.

Hey guys. Start unblocking your caller ID block.because I have totally been ignoring blocked caller ID #’s because of some annoying asses.

Well fagarina is free! he got his keys today and little junior is a free man. he’s not allowed to wank it until he has finished with several humiliating video ideas I came up with. One idea is him having a date with his hand..but he has his hand decorated. Ya know..when they hold their hand like a puppet, do that thing where they put lipstick around their thumb and forefinger and glue googly eyes and a patch of hair and make their hand talk. I want him to do a romantic love scene with his puppet hand with lots of hot talk before he passionately makes love with his beloved Palmala Handerson. fagarina is a natural performing circusfreak. I’m sure it will be a riot!

MEMBER UPDATE: The “Cry for your Mum!” gallery is up and I have added a sneakpeek of the upcoming gallery.
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