Business guys from the US who travel a lot:  Wanna buy Me and MY girl airline tickets so We can travel!?  your wifey won’t even suspect anything when she sees all the airline charges on your account.  Send Us Thousands of dollars of airline gift certificates!    Don’t bother sending less than $500 at a time.  We will be traveling as a pair.

Delta gift cards!
American Airlines!
US Airways! (foreign guys can buy gift cards here)
United Airlines! (have to be a MileagePlus member to order)

After all the credit card donations settle, bank transfers are completed and gifts ship,  I will post a complete detailed list and numbers of all that I raped out of sir wankalot.  It’s actually harder to take $30,000+  from a guy in one day than you think! Merchant accounts get all weird and suspicious and credit card company freeze the guys’ cards.  Overseas guys can’t buy gift cards and items from most of the US stores you send them to shop.  Airline gift cards, hotel gift cards.wouldn’t take his british card. 🙁

What a day!  I’m going to have sweet dreams all night long.  I’m actually exhausted from getting MYself so hyped up!  Yay!!  Bed time for Me!

Today was made even extra awesome with $500 donations sent by both sissy tommikins and gayson.  tommikins also bought HRC another pair of jeans. 🙂

Good night, minions.