ALERT: Sad day on the farm. Vacation is going to be shorter than planned. 🙁 We have to leave sunday because they are evacuating all the tourists. BoooHoooo! Oh well. Guess I’ll just have to party it up tonight and tomorrow.
Holy Fuck! We are having an incredible fucking time. So far the weather has rocked every day. Womens Week kinda sucks though because all the lesbians got scared of the weather and didn’t show, so there are only a few hundred lesbians here. I was really picturing the place swarming with women but it’s really not that way. I’ve been partying up with breeders every night and I’m too drunk most of the time to care. We are talking some serious Princess Gone Wild. Last night I signed two straight girls tits because they were told I was a famous women’s wrestler and wanted My autograph. I didn’t have the heart to tell them the truth and besides they had great boobs. Somewhere in the Keys, 2 girls have Princess Sierra scrawled across their boobies. Anyway, I’m really loving Key West. It’s really a relaxed atmosphere, it’s very gay friendly, you can walk around the streets drinking and every one seems to be around our age. Holy hell, My feet are INSANELY swollen. Why the fuck does this happen every time I go on vacation? Actually I think this is the worse I’ve seen them ever. My feet and ankles look sprained they are so swollen up. It really pisses Me off because it makes My legs look bad when My ankles are all swelled up like balloons and My gorgeous legs are so tanned right now and I have some sexy sandals to show off. Anybody know anything I can do quickly to reduce it?
Meet My future wife.
I don’t know Her name. She’s some straight girl from the burlesque thingie they had going on last night. I obviously thought she was super cute because I have like 40 pics of her on My cell phone. haha
OH and do you know what ELSE??? I checked My email to find $5,000 from simon!!!!!!!!!!!! Out of the blue, impromptu $5000 all at one time!!! he was all drunk and desperate and sending cash to Princess all on his lonesome without My help! hahahahahahaha I got paid $5,000 TO go on vacation and I get paid $5,000 WHILE I vacation! SERIOUSLY I’m SOOOOOO awesome!!
I FUCKING LOVE IT, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princess I have that foot problem also. You probably got bad arches like I do. Get some arches supports to go into your shoes. You can have real good ones made molded to your feet about $300. Or get a $10 pair in the drugstore. But I went to a foot doctor 4 years ago after over 12 years of pain. He said that I have a over grown bone like in my left ankle area that I was born with. But you should see a foot doctor. Or just try the arches supports in the drugstore. I am sorry your trip got cut short.:-)
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Browns or Bengals….any preference?
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Nah I don’t have feet problems. This only happens to me on vacation.
Shut up about football already. Football is nothing but the celebration of testerone and none of us around here celebrate that!
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