Sad day. I missed baboon zoo cam because My internet was down for most of the late afternoon and early evening. So I went and bought some riding rain gear. $200 for a fucking rain suit. We were going to go on a 2 day ride..but now we’re just going on a all-day ride on Sunday and on Saturday going to the Columbus Biker Ball. I’m taking the Chopper Saturday. I’ll be the chick with THE HOTTEST bike there! Yay! My splendiferous saddlebags for the Harley came today! They are awesome and extremely well made. Here’s a photo of one. The other was in the garage and I was too lazy to get it for a photo. Also in the photo is the easybrackets twinkie got ME, the signal relocation kit and passenger footpegs black pooch got ME.

I think I’m going to make a little webcam video clip for wankaholic. Goddess only knows how much I’ll be able to milk him outta armed with one of those!

period boys take out your tampons! Actually this is the beginning of a strange period. I’m hardly bleeding at all for 2 days! Woohoo! I hope I don’t have a flash flood on saturday or we will have to stop a zillion times which will suck! I know how brad the fag hates listening to ME ramble about MY period..he’s scared of anything pussyesque. Sometimes I like to blab about it just to gross him out.

Still nobody has bought MY big touring seat! I WANNA BIG FAT GRANDPA TOURING SEAT TO REST MY HEAVENLY HOLY HINEY WHEN I RIDE! GET OFF your DUFFS, DOOFS!

Oh how I love to suck the life out of british freaks! Well, guess who STILL hasn’t gotten enough of MY abuse??? lee the wankaholic!! he called again and I could hear MY videos playing in the background. he sent another $1,300 AND bought Me the DeMask latex dress that has been on My wishlist. he really wanted to buy Me that–he begged to purchase it, so being the generous soul I am, I let him get it. Thing fucking takes up to 12 weeks to ship though!! Holy fuck! lee has been doing a pretty good job, feeding My greed the last few days. But guess what lee??? I’m still not satiated. I WANT MORE!
Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum I’m so rumbly in My tumbly! Take your money, not so humbly!

Then stinkyass baboon sent Me $200 and promised to do public webcam tomorrow. I’ll post his monkeycam link tomorrow. It will be like a trip to the zoo!

I’ll be gone Saturday and Sunday for a longer roadtrip on the Harley. Might check in quickly in the evening but not sure yet. I’ve got to go pick up some motorcycle raingear before I go. I’m going to add some to My biker wishlist because I’m sure I will want to have several to pick from.