Well My yard is officially done besides a few little things that will be finished off while I’m on vacation. Weed guard in all the kajillions of flower beds..old trees and shrubs removed, new bushes  planted, timber replaced, beds removed, grass planted, mulch laid, pond/mosquito trap removed. Yaaaaay!  I should have a big backyard grill party, but I feel too lazy.  Time for vacation and relaxation.  I just want to lay around the entire time with a little drink and relax and not have my brain spinning all the time.  I’m still accepting donations for vacation play money.  This summer vacation was paid entirely by hairlip..just like last year! 🙂  Is he your hero?  Well, now he’s all broke and couldn’t even buy Me the bathroom rug on my last entry becauseI raped him so hard. How pathetic!  he went from HERO to ZERO with a flash of his empty wallet. hahahaha!  (Somebody get that fucking bathroom rug.)  I see some expensive restaurants with impressive reviews taht I want to hit on vacation, so you’re all invited to contribute to our vacation wine/dine fund.  I am going to try to stay on a sensible diet this time and not go hog wild like last year. I felt so fat when I got back last year. We drank like maniacs and ate everything in site.  Drank so much, I can’t remember half of the vaction. This year, I’m going to try to have more of a Zen vacation. Relaxation of mind and spirit.  Getting My chakras in-line and being one with the Universe.  Oh what am I saying?? I AM the center of the Universe! Pass the tequila!!  Seriously.  I’m going to show restraint this year. It was like dykes gone wild last year.  This is all women again. No dudes, no nutsacks, no problemos!   Why do lesbians love long board shorts so much?  I swear I saw maybe 5 women wearing bikini bottoms, not counting us.  Even the hot ones wear them.   Sometimes I just don’t get it.

Anyway, I’ll be back Tuesday..any items you get off MY wishlist, make sure they aren’t going to be delivered until the 15th .  Priority Items: That hydro hose thingie.  I already have the box one and it’s pretty awesome. You push the button and the garden hose winds itself.  I need another for the front yard.  fatmac as you know those fitness flipflops were out of stock.    I want you to order the new ones that I added to My wishlist but send them to the resort 2-day express mail.  I’ll give you the address.  Oh Me and MY girlfriend had to pay for our own Vacation pedicures, fatty.  you’ve done it every time before..so you owe us about $80.  lol  I’ll be wearing the skirt and shorts you got from VS this vacation..I’m sure you are soo thrilled you blubbery ball of wimp.

eenie peenie. Make fagarina send $300!  Tell that little bitch to call with his credit card in his yap tonight. titty sprinkles.  you are too young. How the HELL did you get so friggin’ freaky SOOOO early in life??  Now you’ve read all MY writings and old journal and your brain is turned inside out.  you can’t even grow a full beard yet and you’re already maxxed out on the freakfest richter scale of losers.  Go get a job, so when you grow up.one day you will have something to offer ME.

I’m leaving Tuesday but I’ll have My cell on and MY yahoo and aim forwarded.  I’ll answer when I get a chance.