Still shopping. I’ve been going blue jean crazy. Out with My old stuff in with the new! twinkie got Me a pair of SweetNLow Lucky jeans. I had toiletbrush buy Me the Easy Rider jeans and a summer top from The Buckle, plus pick up a few items from JCrew. he also got a few more tube tops and a few inexpensive eyebrow pencils and a sharpener from My amazon wishlist. I updated the fulfilled wardrobe wishes page again. $200 from the guy who I called The Missing Link. This guy looks like a big hairy javaman! You know that cartoon Mr. Cave maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan? With the big beard and long hair with the bald spot? This guy was totally like that –cept he weight almost 400 lbs! YIPES! The funny part is, I got him all drunk and made him give Me his email passwords so I could snoop around. Well, his email was attached to his cell phone company or something and after snooping around I figured out I could bust into his phone bill information too! So I had every number that called in and out! Then I noticed all these friggin 800#’s.and I’m like.you fucking phonesex addict! So I pick a number and dial it to see what kind of shit he calls.and I get The MAN HOTLINE or some shit!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS HOWLING!!! IT JUST DOESN’T GET BETTER THAN THIS!!! So I have his brother and all his best friends’ email addresses, EVERYONE’s phone # and MONTHS and MONTHS of phone records of him compulsively calling NITEFLIRT and a myriad of gay phonesex lines and chatlines!!! HAHAHAAH FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKS!! you men are SOOO FUCKING DISGUSTING!!

$200 from the ukranian who owes ME another $200 in a few days. joe the guy who got ME those $300 amazon GC’s the other night was easily talked into another $100 GC. his nickname is the amazon shopping addict he likes to shop at amazon for the Amazon Princess! he’s all super paranoid of ME getting his billing information–so it’s all amazon shopping. I really don’t know what he’s so scared of. *innocent giggle* I have a feeling..I’ll be getting more GC’s from him soon, he’s pretty easy. BTW My Harley boots showed up today. I love em! They fit perfectly and they zip up the side so I don’t have to unstrap and untie them every time I put them on and off.
My amazon wishlist.
My fulfilled amazon.
So I was suppose to get MY chopper this weekend.but the guy calls and says he has to go out of town and take his mom cuz his aunt had a stroke or something.and I’m all ticked off and he says “you really don’t care, do you?” and I say, “and what was your first clue?” and he says, “I’m sooo sorry, I’ll work harder.” I’ve been bitching about this bike taking so long.but it really wasn’t his fault.it was the painters who took fucking 8 weeks or some shit to get My stuff done. I HATE FUCKING WAITING! I SHOULDN’T have to wait for anything! So I’ll take My frustration out on biker boy. So I go in today to inspect and he has a big bouquet of flowers at the shop for ME and card with a kitty cat with a sad face on it that says “I’m sorry.” I took the flowers and flicked the card at him across the shop and it miraculously got him right in the eye. “I’ll take the flowers but you can keep your card and stop touching MY paintjob with those greasy hands.” I grab MY purse and slap on My sunglasses and storm out while he’s rubbing his poor widdle eye. haahaha he’s pretty fucking funny to abuse. Silly little lovestruck greasemonkey. Maybe I’ll get one of those shirts that say “If you can read this , the bitch fell off.” heehee I’ve never seen a girl wearing one of those.

Heya shitheads. Added a new gallery in members only as well as rotated another old achive gallery in the archive galleries. Find the updates here. I plan on releasing another gallery (probably the cherry ones) in a week or so. So you’ll have more updates this month, lucky boys.

OH MY gawd, I have discovered the MISSING LINK! he’s on fucking webcam right now. OMG he’s a fucking beast!