Check it out Sierraisgod, your amazon gift certificate just came! HAHA! Now get your ass back to work, eat your mayo sandwiches and make Me some more cash! Remember, when you send your next $500 you earn bologna on your sandwiches! hehehe

 uncle pigfucker wakes Me up for 3 minutes of I.M.’s, sends $1,000 and disappears again. 

Pride is officially OVER and I’m not partying again for at least another month! It was tooooo much!  OMG too many margaritas, too many calories, too much rain, too much fun.   It rained like crazy all weekend, but everyone still managed to have a blast. However, next year we are just skipping the parade, because it’s lame and the same.   Trailer after trailer of guys in rainbow jockstraps and a few balloons..BORING.  I did manage to keep MY hair partially dry in the face of torrential downpours.  We confiscated someone’s huge vacant canopy which was obviously heaven-sent to protect MY Royal Locks.  I sprayed extra curl gel in MY mane and presto.I had the hottest hair at Pride.  Thousands ran around with their thin, straight, sad, wet dog hair and My curls were full and flying high.  Really you straight haired peeps look like drowned rats when your wet. teehee   Anyway,  I see some things disappeared off MY amazon wishlist. I have to go count how many BIG GAY tributes I got this weekend.  

Good bye for now MY wretched little fans. hahahahahahahahaha