I hate this pic of Me..but look at the sign She made! lolol  pigsnot, We have been thinking about you!! Come out! Come out, where ever you are! Were your floppy piglet-y ears burning last night? Did you feel Us plotting against you? We were telling a friend about Our exploits of pigsnot! Counting up all the computers and electronics you have bought as we sipped wine and laughed at you before We hit the bars.  We reminisced about the nights of your huge spend-fests,  the thousands and thousands you spent and the endless piles of brown UPS boxes we would get after one of your cum-crazed rampages.   your Sirens call!  Can you hear Our song, pigsnot? It goes a little like this. “PAY US you SORRY SACK OF SHIT!” hahahaha!  Shop for Us, yet again, pigsnot!  Get drunk, go crazy, max cards, throw caution to the wind!  Come closer!  Come to your lovely Sirens so We can pull you under, watch you flounder.  Drown in debt for US, old man!

We also told fatmac and fagarina stories all night.  Never a dull moment when you have ridiculous pay pigs and adoring puppies at your beck and call!