UPDATE: Also I wanted members to know that I’m working on putting up the mink pictures up, but I think I’m going to add a wav file storyboard thing to it, so there should be a new page up in a day or two. Just rotated in the “Toothbrush Training” archive for the month for all you newer members. Find it here.
I must be in a HollyJolly christmas mood or something, because I am feeling so generous today. Here’s a voice clip free to all. Most of the time, MY generous moods seem to put you guys into stupid mode and make you all very generous and easy to toy with. I’m sure My small acts of kindness will be wind up costing you all 10-fold. hehe But remember, boys: The GOOD LORD giveth and the GOOD LORD can taketh away. ANYway, even though $500 is not that interesting a donation coming from deryck, I thought I’d make this little voiceclip to torment him more.

Oh booo.. I don’t think My christmas tree is gonna look as glamorous as I was hoping. I was planning to do some sort of color theme to it, maybe all gold, green and pastel burgundy, and have it look all classy and Victorian or something but My girlfriend and a few friends keep coming over putting goofy shit on it. So far it has zillions of lights twinkling in a thousand different speeds and candy canes (ugh!) and these spazzy homemade oddshaped Georgia O’Keefe-ish handblown Christmas bulbs one of My friend’s made and they keep insisting that we need to fucking sit around, drink eggnog, watch movies and STRING POPCORN! POPCORN!?!? That’s classy. 🙁 My friends want to have some friggin’ Little House on the Prarie Christmas moment at My tree’s expense. HAHA oh well. My tree is doomed. Maybe next year.

 loves2swallowor whatever his name is sent $300 today. My footlover from NY also did $300 today. I had toiletbrush pick up 2 more dresses from Victoria Secrets. the junky also got Mariah another $50 amazon GC and Sharon contributed another $200. $50 just came in from dan in the UK. It’s his first donation and undoubtedly not his last.
I went to the eye-doctor today and My vision actually improved. I went from -1.75 in both eyes to -1.00 Weird huh? I swear I found THE FOUNTAIN OF ETERNAL YOUTH! Being a bodacious BITCH! It’s like I’m a Vampire of sorts and I suck the life out of you guys and just keep getting more rich, perfect and beautiful! Just look at the more recent pics of deryck! Hollowed eyes with dark bags..he looks a hundred years old–it’s like I tapped his life juice or something!
*giggle*

The Scifi channel has so sucked lately.The Legend of Earthsea was soo fucking LAME!
Yes boys, Howdyho and hidyho are the new Dominatrix HOT phrases. MY addicting Dec 6 voice wav is like a friggin mindprobe and settles in the brains of both men and women. NO ONE can resist the PRINCESS SIERRA mindprobe! you are all under MY PRINCESS POWERS and are doing My bidding!

Just got $500 from deryck–probably more will be coming from where that came from.
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn. I’m pooped.