the divorcee just gave ME another $500! haha!  I am slowly whipping his brain into a creamy mush.  I promised him 3 yahoo smiley kisses if he posted a message on snapvine. hahahahhaahhahahahahaha! he actually humiliated himself for 3 animated yahoo faces blowing kisses on his messenger. HAHAHAHA!  he’s so shy about his voice on My site.  There’s no reason to be shy, divorcee, you should be sooo proud of your servitude to the Almighty Bitch Princess!  It’s the ONLY important thing you have done your entire life!

terrance sent $400, toiletbrush $150 and twinkie got Me $500 worth of outdoor furniture.  I need 2 more of those swivel patio chairs and the umbrella from My amazon wishlist asap.  Someone get on that! 

tittyboys chastity key showed up. tittyboy take some more shots of your imprisoned, disfunctional, sissy prick!  hahahahaha you are sooo fucking screwed now, titbag!

Oh here’s a few places that sell gift certificates for restaurants in Key West.  you turds can all take turns paying for our meals on our stay! 

Conch Republic Sea Food

More Seafood Restaurants

Get Turtle Kraals for sure

Italian Restaurant

So I booked the guesthouse but haven’t got the airline tickets yet.  Do you think it will be cheaper to get them now or wait a few months?  I’m thinking they are only going to go up.  Whatcha think?  Anyway, we have 4 months so there is no huge rush on the restaurant gift certificates, but I’d like to have received these at least a month before our trip.  So click those links you sorry-ass sacks! Clickity click click click!!

Tonight we are planning on going to see Indiana Jones and Iron man double feature.  So we shouldn’t be home until pretty late.    It’s friggin beeeeautiful outside!!  I need to get off this computer, wash MY hair and go do something fun in the sun! 

****   flashing 2 birdie fingers and bidding you a “tata, biotches!” ***