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Pampered Princess Plays pay pigs!

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Pampered Princess Plays pay pigs!

Yesterday was such a super day with all My donations!

Omg I just got off the most painfully boring phone call of My life!  I think this Canadian must be autistic or something.  I got $300 out of him but he talked like he was brain damaged.  he just sorta mumbled and said a lot of nothing. I made him turn his cam on so I had something to amuse Myself — just some loser-ish looking mouth-breathing 20-something year old staring  in to his cam.   I asked if he had any more money, he said no.so I hung up.

screwy stewy hit MY wishlist today.  $400 worth of Amazon goodies!  February has been the bomb!  Make March marvelous too!  Money money money!  fatmac shelled out the cash for My gel polish manicure.

I got some new sheets to match My new bedspread and I guess I hadn’t checked the thread count on them.  I was like Princess and the Pea —  I absolutely was up all night because the sheets were too rough and bothered Me.  I guess I will be giving them to Good Will or maybe I will auction them off before washing them or something.

STUFF TO BUY ME!
Hudson Jeans size 31

-Stuff from Etsy I want!
Another awesome Etsy Ring
Mermaid Box pantystain
Magic Knick-knack

Oh and don’t forget!  I still want this piece for My living room!   Get it! For some reason it calls to Me!! Or you can Paypal Me $330 so I can ship it straight to My home.  Contact ME for the size, frame and matting I want.  I need it pretty large sized.

Buy Me HomeDepot E-gift cards!

MORE ETSY GIFT CARDS!  I am so addicted to Etsy! Art, decor, jewelry, oils!


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Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

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Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

$100 from pantystain, $300 from terrance, $100 from anonymous, a ring and a blow dryer from sissy tommikins!  fatmac got a few items off Stevie’s list for Vday.  For the rest of you, scumsuckers!!  If you haven’t sent your Valentine’s day gift yet, I will let you send it today + a $50 Vday late fee. hahahaha!  toiletbrush!  Where the fuck are you!?

Hi boys!  A little Valentine’s Day update!

So far today, whilst out enjoying Our day, I got $300 from screwy stewy, $250 from tomtheturd and $500 from twinkie.  And let’s not forget the $1,000 Vday gift tommikins sent last night. 🙂  pigsnot gave ME and each one of My PowerPosse a $100 bill to celebrate the day!  Me and Stevie will be waving Our crispies while plumping up Our Amazon wishlists in case pigsnot gets drunk and decides to go on another Amazon shopping rampage!  Woohoo!  Come on ya, jizz covered slime-pig!  We want MORE GOODIES!  you know you can’t resist for long!  We own your crusty old balls and your wallet!

The Day isn’t over yet!  Keep your Honeys in the Money!  Tonight We will be clinking Our glasses, holding hands and listening for MY phone to “ding” and notify Me of any new donations, Paypal payments  and Amazon purchases! ♥ ♥ 

If you are one of those guys who have My paypal address,  PAYPAL Me.
If not, follow this link:  Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day! 

Are you a Venmo Ho?  Send Me Venmo payments straight to My mobile phone.

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl in the next week or so.  Get Us gift cards for it!

Omg, I had the weirdest dream of deryck last night.  I wonder if that means he’s reading MY site again?

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Mystery Meat!

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Mystery Meat!

Update: Another $100 Netflix received from some mystery meat who posted the Netflix code on My journal and signed it “a male”.  Oh exciting!  I hereby dub thee “mystery meat“.  haha!!  How about some Verizons GC’s too now!?  Woohoo!  Don’t be shy.  Reveal yourself and shop again!

So, between the $200 Netflix GC’s between pantystain and mystery meat, we now have enough Netflix credit.  Start working on Our joint Verizon bill!

I forgot, I still need Netflix GC’s . Get off your lily white, flabby asses and get Me a year subscription!  pantystain sent $100 Netflix!  Still want another gift certificate for MY gf’s house since we watch movies at both.

MY NEWEST WISHES
***Pay Our Verizon bills***!  We all use Verizon. Send copious amounts of Verizon gift cards and pay our phone bill!

ETSY GIFTCARDS Tons of pretties on Etsy I want.

-Whitehouseblackmarket
Sapphire Tee twinkie
Braided Sleeve Tee twinkie
Square neck striped dress large

-More Etsy Jewelry
Beautiful Topaz and Opal Stacking Ring set $200 and purchased by fatmac
Colorful Stacking Rings size 6.5
Silver hoops with smokey quartz
Silver spotted hoops
Dimpled silver earrings

-Danier Leather
This place is difficult to shop at.  Hopefully they will get online shopping soon!  Canadians, Canucks!:  Locate a Danier store by you and go get Me this item in size Large.  Red Leather Jacket  The rest of you have to call them and place your order by phone.

More News!
screwystewy spent around $470.  ring, printer, tops and necklace  fagarella just sent his last $73.  lame

sissy tommikins not only bought the new Ipod but the Bose SoundDock to go with it.  I love when My minions get to fulfilling MY wishes as soon as they are posted!

$400 from toe jam jam

toiletbrush it’s times to send your money again! I’ll be ready for your begging phone call.

It snowed a bunch last night so I’m totally staying in for the next few days and maxing cards, snatching cash and fucking lives over!  Join in the Winter fun!  We had a great Christmas!  Gifts were stacked high and the majority were all from Cyber Santa Perverts!!  Which mean YOU!

I already tore down that annoying, pine needle molting Christmas tree.  Worst tree ever!  Half the needles fell off and they were so sharp.  Never again!  Bring in the New Year right!  Make a Resolution to serve your Princess, Lord and Master even better than the year before!

 

 

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