mystery pig!? What the hell! I summoned your ass on twitter and never received an immediate payment. This is highly unusual. you slackin’, bitch!? Fix it!
$4,000 from hairlip all safely made it into MY bank account — exactly where it always belonged! hairlip also bought $140 pair of boots for HRC and a few other items. I now have him back to sending daily donations. Daily tributes please ME greatly. I find that making smaller daily tributes is an excellent tool for building deeper devotion and teaching minions responsibility. My man-puppies should be honoring Me, pleasing Me and paying Me DAILY. FemGod should be in your minds and hearts every hour of every day.
lesbian’s power shopper continue to send daily tributes which thrills Me. A few months ago he paid for 3 nights at a cabin in the woods. We stayed there last week and had a wonderful time! ABSOLUTELY LOVED this place. When We go back, this is where We are going to stay from now on. We hiked, explored caves, sat in the jacuzzi drinking wine and watching deer in Our backyard. I plan to go back maybe around Valentine’s for a few days when it’s even colder and possibly snowing. Who wants to pay for another little cabin get-away? For how nice it was, it was quite reasonably priced too.
$500 from terrance. $300 from mrbot. I am now going to try something new –Uploading homoerotic thoughts to his system. he’s totally crying about this he doesn’t want to be a fagbot…but that’s what he gets for only having $300 to offer.
$150 vest from pantystain, $150 Square cash from fool. $200 crispy bills in the mail from david ansar.
The wankbank had a great run! $1000 cash, at least worth of $400 Eddie Bauer gift cards, a beautiful $200 Opal ring, $300 worth of perfume and a constant stream of Amazon gifts for many weeks. Little fucker said he’s maxed his credit cards and needs a long break but I’ll just take a picture pointing a glock at him and he will come running back with his tail between his legs in no time. When you max your cards, you don’t STOP spoiling Me. you stop doing stuff like eating and buying toilet paper. HAHAHAHAHA!
$500 from a very secretive german guy. he pops up on yahoo and says “i must pay You but i am fearful to talk. How much should i send? I say $500 he sends it and immediately writes “i say to you good bye.” Well, that was weird. Feel free to say hello with your cash again, strange german guy.
twinkie coughed up $400 cash plus $300 worth of Eddie Bauer items and $130 Ahnu boots. $500 from speedydick who immediately wrote Me another text promising to quit Me. I bet as soon as he gets his next paycheck he will send another $500 and quit Me again! That crazy cock-crazed little bitch is so addicted it’s funny! $300 from the alaskan plus $300 Cabela’s cards
pigsnot sent more gift cards..I think about $400 since his last big binge! pigsnot, We have a few more important items for you. Get to it, aunty pig-tits!
I know I missed shit. But that was some of the most memorable cash devotions since last I updated MY blog. Bye bye, minions!