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pigsnot!

pigsnot just went on a $2,000 shopping spree for My good friend! She’s gonna flip when the stuff starts rolling in. he has now bought his 10th Apple computer for the BitchyBeauty Kingdom of Greedy Lesbians! he also got Me that jawbone thingy to work out with. We are jumping up and down in victory! Go pigsnot, Go! Me and Stevie and HRC are sharpening our nails and updating Our shopping lists. OUR TURNS! I am sure he feels like a wishbone being yanked in FIVE directions! This is what you signed up for! Pony up, bitchboy! Time to hit everyone’s wishlist! Yeeeeeeeehaw buttfuckas!

Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

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$100 from pantystain, $300 from terrance, $100 from anonymous, a ring and a blow dryer from sissy tommikins! fatmac got a few items off Stevie’s list for Vday. For the rest of you, scumsuckers!! If you haven’t sent your Valentine’s day gift yet, I will let you send it today + a $50 Vday late fee. hahahaha! toiletbrush! Where the fuck are you!?

Hi boys! A little Valentine’s Day update!

So far today, whilst out enjoying Our day, I got $300 from screwy stewy, $250 from tomtheturd and $500 from twinkie. And let’s not forget the $1,000 Vday gift tommikins sent last night. 🙂 pigsnot gave ME and each one of My PowerPosse a $100 bill to celebrate the day! Me and Stevie will be waving Our crispies while plumping up Our Amazon wishlists in case pigsnot gets drunk and decides to go on another Amazon shopping rampage! Woohoo! Come on ya, jizz covered slime-pig! We want MORE GOODIES! you know you can’t resist for long! We own your crusty old balls and your wallet!

The Day isn’t over yet! Keep your Honeys in the Money! Tonight We will be clinking Our glasses, holding hands and listening for MY phone to “ding” and notify Me of any new donations, Paypal payments and Amazon purchases! â™¥ â™¥

If you are one of those guys who have My paypal address, PAYPAL Me.
If not, follow this link: Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day!

Are you a Venmo Ho? Send Me Venmo payments straight to My mobile phone.

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl in the next week or so. Get Us gift cards for it!

Omg, I had the weirdest dream of deryck last night. I wonder if that means he’s reading MY site again?

sissybitch from the past comes back

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A little sissy bitch I used to talked to back in mid 90’s found his way back to MY lair. he sent $300. I’m not sure if he realized that the first 200 payment he sent is WEEKLY recurring! hehe. sissy jason..do you know that you signed up to pay ME $200 every week? If not, it much be Divine intervention! The Universe obviously WANTS you to pay ME forever! I’ve decided that sissy jason’s new and improved nickname is now sissy honey booboo. Cute huh? Giving Me dollahs, makes him holla!

$500 from daniel. I haven’t named him yet. I’m going to give him a bit of time to earn his worth and his nickname.

I think I received the last of the items that pigsnot purchased on his last drive-by looting! he got on yahoo and said his supposed “good-byes” ..again. he’s tried to quit us SO many times unsuccessfully. pigsnot, you are 100% lesbian owned and operated! you don’t make the decisions any more! WE DO! It’s over when We say it’s over. Which is NEVER! you are the official Queer Girls’ Gravy-Train and We intend to ride it for a long, long time! Toot Toot! p.s. Stock up that liquor cabinet! you get both BORING and delusional when you are sober. hahaha! I swear one day, I’m going to get a hold of you and brand a big double-Venus symbol right across your big blubbery arse! Or maybe a tattoo of a big pink Double-venus with $ signs raining down on it. you’re the lesbian’s leprechaun — so get a big mug of beer and dance the credit card jig for US!

pigsnot pop in for some quick shopping fun!

Goodies Galore!

This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the bank!

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$300 from sissy tommikins and shopping at The Express! I gave him a code to use for $60 off.but he’s a fucking idiot and was too stupid to use it!! I still want a few items from Express! At least, fatmac is sharp enough to use his coupon. fatmac’s total for the day. $500! Way to go, lard ass! I’d give you a cookie, but you don’t need one.

Express Top for Me Sale! size Medium fatmac
Embellished Sweatshirt size L fatmac
Flower top size XS fatmac
Snake Print Top MEDIUM sissy tommikins
Sequin Zebra Top MEDIUM sissy tommikins
Tiger Fleece Sweatshirt Large sissy tommikins
Sexy Top for Lady Cop XS sissy tommikins
Sequin Top XS sissy tommikins
Leopard Dolman Large sissy tommikins
Zebra Ringer Tee XS sissy tommikins
Crackle MotoJacket Large fatmac
Red Moto Jacket XS fatmac

$1,200 shopping from pigsnot! he was suppose to do this shopping (plus more) and fucking got too drunk and passed out before placing the wardrobe order at The Express..so we are all pissed at him. When that bitch wakes up, I will walk his fat ass back to Amazon..the only place he seems to be able to successfully shop from.and FUCK his fleshy fat ass out of every dime he has left!

Speaking of fat asses, fatmac bought a pair of $140 shoes today plus some Mac accessories.

Vacation Prezzies from pigsnot. Spoiled Princess!

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Update: Latest shopping spree total from pigsnot. $4,800 ~~$4,084~~ ~~$3,800!~~ hahaha! A 15inch Apple Macbook Pro, another Kindle Fire, a router, another printer and a shitload of Apple accessories!

pigsnot has done a bit of shopping! he got the $182 GPS pet tracker for Her Royal Copness, 2 Natori NightGowns for Me (over $200), $350 Robotic Vacuum system, $122 Wedge shoes and a $320 Mother of Pearl Jewelry box I have had on MY wishlist for months that I wanted. This little slime-sow has become more reliable as time has passed. Before he pretty much binged every few months, but he is coming around more regularly now thanks to My brainwashing. Time to beef up My Amazon wishlist again!

pantystain, I love those steel blue wedges you ordered! They came today!

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