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you LOVE me long time!

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you LOVE me long time!

$300 from a new guy..Friday after he sends $100 he will have earned his nickname.  This new one is turning out to be very easy to fuck with.  Very impressionable little mind! hahaha!   Another $100 from fatmac plus lots of shopping for Me and MY crew!  Victoria Secrets, Gap, Express. he also bought some items from amazon.  We hit all his store credit cards and re-maxed them.  I send him MY demands on his mobile while he’s at work.  I OWN that big blob — heart and soul! he feeds and wardrobes Me and all My Besties!   Princess fan spent $100 today and will be buying a few more items tonight. $700 from amsterdam ham!  he and I had fun getting him all inebriated.  he passed out on his webcam.  What a light-weight!  Expecting another $400 cash in the mail from fagarina sent tomorrow–pay day.

Valentine’s Day is coming up!  Who is going to pay for Our night of fine dining?!  You know we like to get dressed up and hit some place elegant on V-day. So Romantic..so expensive.  Yes you love to keep the Sappho’s Sirens in the lap of luxury! Wealth, comfort and easy living for Me and all My Gal-pals! hahaha!  SEND DA LOVE ON VALENTINE’S DAY!

toiletbrush’s package from WhiteHouseBlackMarket showed up! Loved all the items and they fit beautifully!  Get back to Me for more shopping and blue pill dropping!

That stupid french asshole who bought that dress I wanted to exchange, cant find the order #..so I can’t exchange it.  I’ll be wearing the ugly thing around the house and giving it to the highest bidder.  Yes,  My naked flesh will be inside this chintzy,  see-thru dress for an entire day.  It’s too big and stretchy..so most of you will fit.  Well. besides fatmac.  Email Me if you want to buy it and how much it’s worth to you.

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This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the bank!

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This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the bank!

$300 from sissy tommikins and shopping at The Express!  I gave him a code to use for $60 off.but he’s a fucking idiot and was too stupid to use it!!  I still want a few items from Express!  At least, fatmac is sharp enough to use his coupon. fatmac’s total for the day.  $500!  Way to go, lard ass! I’d give you a cookie, but you don’t need one.

Express Top for Me Sale! size Medium fatmac
Embellished Sweatshirt size L fatmac
Flower top size XS fatmac
Snake Print Top  MEDIUM  sissy tommikins
Sequin Zebra Top  MEDIUM  sissy tommikins
Tiger Fleece Sweatshirt  Large  sissy tommikins
Sexy Top for Lady Cop   XS    sissy tommikins
Sequin Top  XS  sissy tommikins
Leopard Dolman Large  sissy tommikins
Zebra Ringer Tee XS  sissy tommikins
Crackle MotoJacket Large fatmac
Red Moto Jacket XS fatmac

$1,200 shopping from pigsnot!  he was suppose to do this shopping (plus more) and fucking got too drunk and passed out before placing the wardrobe order at The Express..so we are all pissed at him.  When that bitch wakes up, I will walk his fat ass back to Amazon..the only place he seems to be able to successfully shop from.and FUCK his fleshy fat ass out of every dime he has left!

Speaking of fat asses,  fatmac bought a pair of $140 shoes today plus some Mac accessories.

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pig with an 15 inch Apple in his mouth!

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pig with an 15 inch Apple in his mouth!

Update:  pigsnot just bought 3 pairs of nice leather shoes, a dress and the latest Ipad!  he’s such a dreamy cream-filled pig pie!

pigsnot’s brand spanking new 15 inch MacBook Pro arrived today!  Do the rest of you dumbfucks understand how many Apple computers this guy has bought Me and MY clan??  I think this is like 6 or 7.  And he mighta bought Me a Toshiba once too.  HAHAHAHAHA!  he’s like a pig with an Apple in his mouth!  pigsnot supports the lesbian nation!!  he totally Macs for dykes!!  he should be driving around with that lesbian axe symbol bumper sticker on his car!

I think most of his goodies have been delivered!  Quite a good haul.  Now piggy, send ME the tracking for that jewelry box.I think that’s about the only thing I haven’t received yet.  Saturday I have plans.but Me and a few friends are planning to stay home and watch Eps of “Breaking Bad” on Netflix Friday night.  I’m sure we could all take out our laptops, iphones or ipods  (all purchased by you.Our pot-bellied pig) and look up more shit to pad My wishlist with!!  We could drink wine while scouring Amazon for more shit for you to buy.. you can drink yourself into oblivion and max your credit card again!  Lesbians salute you, pigsnot!  With our middle fingers, that is!

HAHAHAHAHA!!

toiletbrush!  Stuff from WHBM showed up today!  I especially like the animal print top.  They added more stuff to their website!
Studded Jacket size L
Keyhole Top size L
Colored Jeans size 12
Multi Necklace

Cache has new stuff again!  If you buy a few things..I have a $25-50 off coupon code. Email Me before purchasing.
Block Sweater size L
Sequin top size L
Purple Python Dress size L
Multi-Stripe top size L

Hey..I still haven’t found out who bought ME those Vitadinni shoes!  I need to return them!  Email Me!

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pigsnot’s World Class moneyslave tirade continues!

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pigsnot.I still haven’t had the AppleCare protection plan for the big Mac delivered.  Check your amazon and see if it ever shipped.  It really should have been here by now.

So far between yesterday and today, pigsnot has gotten $160 boots, $75 boots, $330 boots, hedge trimmer, make-up, $300 jacket, $550 grill, car stereo, $280 lamp, sheets, make-up, cords and other smaller items!  (This doesn’t include the loot Stevie got!)  Oh and he isn’t DONE shopping!!!  hmm I know I want the Squeezebox, the second dish set.  I had to add a more expensive elliptical because reviews by tall people said the cheaper one didn’t accommodate tall legs. Boo.  I think I might have you get the elliptical too!  you should all be very jealous of pigsnot because he has made us SOOooo happy.  he’s the luckiest snot covered, pin-dick jerking, perverted, piglet in all the land!

However, he’s still freaked out about shopping outside Amazon..so you other turds are going to have to get to MY Hudson jeans.  Hop to it, assholes!!

Hudson has a coupon!  They never have sales..so take advantage of it while you can! Coupon Code FRIENDS2011  .  I have them in the order I want them purchased. HURRY!

Hudson Jeans have a new color!!  Get these in size 31!
Get these black Hudsons in size 31.
Get these skinny Hudson in size 31.
These Hudson Jeans run way smaller for some reason.get size 32.

My websites been down most of the day.  Hosting was having problems. Updated My amazon, pigsnot! you owe ME LOTS$$$!

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While I play..you PAY to exist!

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Dear Diary,
I’m fucking GORGEOUS. bye now
XOXOXO PRINCESS

Princess fan finally sent the $1,000 he owed Me.  he also promised his tax return while in a state of weakness.  I recommend that ALL of you weenierwackers who filed last minute, promise your tax returns to Princess!!   It’s your American duty!

I’ve been very hard to get a hold of this weekend. Spent the weekend with friends.  The weather was beautiful!  Friday we went out for dinner and drinks.  Saturday we lounged around in pjs and talked all day and finally went on a 4 mile hike and out for dinner after.  Sunday we grilled out.  While the girls are out to play.the piggies WILL PAY!

 

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paypigs go bezerk!

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screwy stewy just made a $500 $700 $1,000 donation plus some shopping!  I say, “Yahooo-y”! and he says “oh pooo-ey”! (dontcha love how the amount keeps getting bigger the later it gets and the emptier his bottle becomes? HAHA!

Another Moonstone ring I like.  Buy  it before it disappears!  hairlip
Oooh shit! I like this one too. Buy buy! fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy

Oops found another thing I want. Get this little necklace too. fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy

One of My friends say this stuff is the bomb..so get it so I can try it! If not, I’ll just give it to her.  Got to get it on ebay.because it’s subscription billing through their website and I don’t know if I will like it long term. We missed this auction, you no good slobs!! However I made hairlip buy the same item on another auction.so fulfilled.

$400 from pathetic wimp.  he thought he was different..that he would never become “one of them”.  hahaha!  he is sooo now one of “them”.

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screwy stewy shopping slave

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SHOPPING OPPORTUNITIES!  I want these things ASAP!

Hair Nectar  get the fanatic size in Pomegranate Guava  fulfilled by hairlip who obviously loves to buy Me hair product

$500 of gift cards from World Market.  I saw this wine cabinet I want and it’s not available online.  Someone get Me some gift cards so I can go it!

Another Hair Towel.  fulfilled by twinkie I keep reading good things about this one, so I want to try this one too.  It’s suppose to keep My curlies frizz free.  Go to place your order and get the white towel with the vinyl bag.

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO SCREWY STEWEY! I just received the $500 amazon.co.uk gift certificates you sent, but DID NOT claim them because amazon.co.uk gc’s are almost useless to Me.  I can pretty much only order cd’s and books from there.  See if you can cancel IMMEDIATELY and either send Me $500 cash or $500 AMAZON.com GC’s.  you will also be paying an exta big penalty for inconveniencing Me.    Oh stewy.you can’t resist spoiling Me after viewing My newest photos!  Those eyes, that hair, those lips!  you are FUCKED!  Email Me asap!  stewey managed to get a refund from amazon.co.uk and sent cold hard cash instead. 🙂

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Oh what the hell. Here’s another one!  paypig$$$ was so excited to see the picture of his cashola that he sent another $300 online tribute, twinkie sent $600, fatmac got stuck with some shopping and cheesedick the cheese king sent $400.  Oh screwy stewy, I’m going to see if I can exchange those outdoor lights you bought.  They were kinda too huge for the garage.  They are really MASSIVE lamps.  Anyway, I emailed them to find out if they can do straight exchanges or whether they will have to credit your account and reorder.  I’ll email you when I find out more.

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Unroyal fool your $1,000 just arrived!  your tragic little cartoons always make Me giggle.  Get to sucking.

 

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