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Back from camping!

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Back from camping!

Had a blast!  We have so much more shit we need for the camper.  First it was blistering hot and humid.then it rained on Us..but We still enjoyed Ourselves.  My Amazon list continues to grow.  We are going out for another weekend RV trip in a few weeks.  Get to shopping!  Lot of camp gear!  Need the camping tables before Our next trip.  Our old card table was too heavy and bulky.  We got through the entire set up and set down of the trailer.  We were pretty proud of Ourselves.  I am going to have one of you buy Me a few accessories for the equalizer hitch.  Will add them to MY list later.  We did make some hillbillies dump Our sewage.  That is some grossness!

Don’t have any camping pics to post because I would have too many people to blur out.  But here’s  a picture of My camping coffee mug purchased by slavey davey.
mug

Etsy Goodies
Fun stuff for the RV
Lady Guadalupe oven mitt/set  actually I want this for home
Kitsche Loteria Wall Frame
Senorita Cosmetic Bag

Look what We grew in Our garden!  Our first zucchini ever.  I bet all you cock gobblers are slobbering.  This baby would fit in your man-gynas perfectly.
zuchi

 

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Need re-programming? It’s time to erase your hard-drive!

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Need re-programming? It's time to erase your hard-drive!

mrobot had a little glitch for a few months and was not answering Me when I sent command files to him!  BAD ROBOT!  I am now re-tweaking him and wiping his old files and updating his systems!  mrobot is PROGRAMMED to pay!  mrobot is PROGRAMMED to obey!  I know you are reading this mrobot. hahaha!  I got $400 from him and he is now busily writing 500 sentences to help clear his brain of the thoughts of the man he once was.  john is dead and has been replaced with mrobot!  john has been completely PURGED from your system!

gayson the quickest wank in the West just called and dropped $500 at My feet.  he blew his load as soon as I ran his card for the amount.   What a fucking LOSER! muahahahaha!

BOOTS!! Motorcycle helmets and tough chick shoes!

See that back wall used to be unfinished.  The bead-board spruced it up.  The paint is actually crazy bright yellow.for some reason it looked orangey in the photo.  Still have to put one more coat of paint on the bead-board though.  This is My laundry-room/mud room/boot closet.  Keep in mind this is just My FAVORITE boots. I have scads of shelves and closets of lesser worn boots.  you can also see some of MY motorcycle helmets and MC walky-talky stuff in the photo. There’s 2 more shelves of boots on this wall that wouldnt fit in the photo. HAHA! There is a closet in this room chock full of leather jackets, chaps, coats and boots boot boots!  All purchased by YOU fucking freaks! Tall boots, short boots, brown boots, black boots, biker boots, dress boots, hiking boots.  I heart boots!  you are so lucky to serve such a Bad Ass Bitch! Do you see a pair of boots you bought Me in the photo?  Pinch yourself, loser!

Oh I am going to need 2 small framed prints/art for this wall.   Something super bright.  Will be posting them as soon as I spend sometime perusing art websites.

Oh and don’t forget!  I still want this piece for My living room!   Get it! For some reason it calls to Me!! Or you can Paypal Me $330 so I can ship it straight to My home.  Contact ME for the size, frame and matting I want.  I need it pretty large sized.

 

 

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Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

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Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

$100 from pantystain, $300 from terrance, $100 from anonymous, a ring and a blow dryer from sissy tommikins!  fatmac got a few items off Stevie’s list for Vday.  For the rest of you, scumsuckers!!  If you haven’t sent your Valentine’s day gift yet, I will let you send it today + a $50 Vday late fee. hahahaha!  toiletbrush!  Where the fuck are you!?

Hi boys!  A little Valentine’s Day update!

So far today, whilst out enjoying Our day, I got $300 from screwy stewy, $250 from tomtheturd and $500 from twinkie.  And let’s not forget the $1,000 Vday gift tommikins sent last night. 🙂  pigsnot gave ME and each one of My PowerPosse a $100 bill to celebrate the day!  Me and Stevie will be waving Our crispies while plumping up Our Amazon wishlists in case pigsnot gets drunk and decides to go on another Amazon shopping rampage!  Woohoo!  Come on ya, jizz covered slime-pig!  We want MORE GOODIES!  you know you can’t resist for long!  We own your crusty old balls and your wallet!

The Day isn’t over yet!  Keep your Honeys in the Money!  Tonight We will be clinking Our glasses, holding hands and listening for MY phone to “ding” and notify Me of any new donations, Paypal payments  and Amazon purchases! ♥ ♥ 

If you are one of those guys who have My paypal address,  PAYPAL Me.
If not, follow this link:  Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day! 

Are you a Venmo Ho?  Send Me Venmo payments straight to My mobile phone.

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl in the next week or so.  Get Us gift cards for it!

Omg, I had the weirdest dream of deryck last night.  I wonder if that means he’s reading MY site again?

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fun-time sissy cock slut! you should be one too!

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fun-time sissy cock slut! you should be one too!

sissyboys!  We are working on doing some new SissyShack.com banners.  Send in your photos of you all dressed up.  No webcam shots. I need clear photos. Bright sissy outfit–not just pics of dicks! Nobody gives a shit about your pin-dick and nobody EVER wants to look at it.  Send them in and you  might be exposed on many sites for years to come on a sissyshack.com official banner! Doesn’t that sound dreamy??

Speaking of sissyboys, guess who spent $450 last night? sissy tommikins, the fun-time sissy cock slut!  he’s a perfect specimen of dick-slurpin’ sissywimp panty-boy!  he pays EVERY month! Every fucking month and has for fucking YEEEEEARS!  And in return he gets to suck cock.  Loads of cock! Ooodles and cockdoodles of stinky-ass, cheesey, cream-filled erect penises!  he sucks more dick than a damned porn star!  he’s so special he gets to see more personal photos, gets personal texts from Me and got to chitchat with ME and hear MY laughter for at least an hour the other night!  hahaha!  Don’t you wish you were this special?  Well you ain’t!  Start paying ME big time and be a Supa Special sissy gimp!

Missed a bunch of texts the last few days because phone was being funky.  It’s fixed now.  If I did not reply to your text, it’s either because you annoy the Bjesus out of Me, I was busy, or maybe MY phone was fucked that day.

Oh ludger, you are pissing Me off.  Look what I found.

 

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pigsnot! Shopping slave addict makes contact!

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pigsnot! Shopping slave addict makes contact!

Guess who just called?  pigsnot!  he said he can’t shop right now..but he will do his best to start again!  I’m adding some big $$ items to My wishlist because the longer he stares at them..sitting there..waiting for him.his name written next to the items.”pigsnot shop!”..the stiffer his grisly old man dick gets and the faster he starts popping those credit cards out!  I think I’m going to add a $200 juicer to MY wishlist..Stevie has Me talked into trying juicin’.  Such a gross term though.  Start dipping into your savings and your retirement!! It all really belongs to US, pigsnot!  The Bitch Queens are ready to ride your credit card like a platinum pony!  Yeeeehaw MothaFuckas!  We want to spend all your Buckarooooooos! I am convinced that Me and Stevie magically conjured up pigsnot last night by discussing whether or not he would be back for more shopping..and if so.whatever would we add to our wishlists now?? hahaha!  Very next day..he’s sniffing around like a desperate little doggy. Oh..stewy just sent $50 donation.  Pinch Me.  Yeah, that was exciting. Condoms with teeth I hope they start selling these to chicks in the US! I’m sure all your wives wish they had one for your pin dicks  . Speaking of teeth..I got My teeth Zoomed yesterday.  Holy Fuckoly!!  I have gotten other teeth whitening in the past..but they were kinda like Zoom.but like in the mall.  I thought they were the same as Zoom.but they certainly aren’t quite the same.  This was the $600 Zoom at your dentist..(but I got it cheaper with a coupon–look at Me be frugal for once!).  Anyway..My teeth are Krazy with a K WHITE!! The whitest white on the chart now. But it fucking was surreal how sensitive MY teeth were for hours afterwards.  It still gives Me shocks from ice drinks or hot drinks!  OWWWWW!!  It would be sweet to force one of you bastards to go through 2 full sessions of Zoom, one right after another.  It would be the cruelest torture EVER.  I can’t imagine going through EIGHT 15 minute sessions of that shit in a row!!

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My new skinny jeans and More moneyslave loot!

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My new skinny jeans and More moneyslave loot!

Hudson Jeans have a new color!!  Get these in size 31! ***priority!***
These Hudson Jeans run way smaller for some reason.get size 32.

Hi boy-toys!  Revving up for our night out tomorrow.  I’ll be dressed from head to toe in wardrobe you all furnished Me with!  My new skinny jeans from Hudson arrived and fit like a glove.  The ONLY pair of skinny jeans I have really liked the fit in.  My SqueezeBox, Rayband aviators, a shitload of shoes and My awesome Weber Grill pigsnot bought Me showed up. The grill did take some assembly (which I of course pawned off on one of MY many admirers.)  I gave MY old one to a friend of Mine.  Actually I gave a lot of stuff when I got all new stuff in the pigsnot shop off!   My old toshiba went to the same friend I gave the grill too.  I gave another friend My old itouch, a vacuum and a computer.  pigsnot also accidentally bought ME 2 pairs of Rayband aviator sunglasses and I gave one pair to MY female friend who is a cop. So you made more superior women happy than just Me and Stevie, pigsnot! I am so good to you!

I love My new grill! Oh and that $300 floor lamp is perfect!

Princess fan..if the $1,000 payment is NOT sent tonight.your amount will be officially raised to 1,500 and NOT lowered.  Do NOT send ME one more stinking message until it’s paid.

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