pigsnot! I hope your jealous that someone else has been all up in MY Amazon wishlist..showing ME a good time ever since you pulled another disappearing act! you better come out of hiding and show Me and MY crew that you still gots what it takes to sassify Our never-ending greed!! hahahahaha!! 5 new Iphones might do it!
Update: 9:41 p.m. I found out where sir wankalot has gotten all this money!!! his grandma died and left him a small inheritance!! Correction, left ME a small inheritance! I think we are up to around $34,000 right now!!! My head is spinning! So while he was as at dinner..I kept texting him, telling him how much fun we would have when he got home. he was sitting there with wood all through dinner and texting Me how much he wanted to run straight home to his computer..to Me..to shower ME with his money. After much persistence I found out where this money came from. And yes, MY little minions..I will enjoy spinning every last dime! VICTORY POSE!! I AM THE MASTER, bitches!!!
sir wankalot had to go out for some dinner thing. I told him I’d be here fluffing My wishlist for him. Getting it warmed up for him..buttering it up, just for MY little sir wankalot! Yeh, when Princess says She’s getting Her wishlist “ready” for you–so She can ravage your wallet when you get back home.it should make you feel like She’s putting Her sexiest red panties on JUST for you.
Update 3:08 p.m. $19,000!!! For fucking REEEEAL!!!!!!!!! you know what also rocks about sacking a sad shit for thousands of dollars!!?! It’s 3 p.m..I’ve been up since 9 and I haven’t eaten a damned thing because I am so high on adrenalin and busy updating MY wishlist and looking for ways to squander his money! I might wake up a lb skinnier tomorrow! Bonus!
Update: Total for today so far is $16,900. he already started adding it up..so I will post! SQUeeeeeeee!
Oh Fucking Joy and Rapture!! I woke up today with $500 from sir wankalot! I sent him an email encouraging him to send more and went back to sleep. Woke up again to another $500 donation.but this one is monthly recurring. Followed by another $1,000 non recurring donation! Yowza! This totally perked ME up and I got out of bed! As I sipped MY coffee, more enormous donations and prezzies rolled in! I don’t want to put up current tally because I don’t want him adding up everything he has done — because it might freak his ass out! When he has been milked dry I will announce his tally! Hell yah!! ME and MY girlfriend were dancing around the laptop like two evil witches laughing Our asses off! A big binger always puts a smile on MY face and makes ME feel all spazzy hyper happy!
pantystain bought Me a lovely orange nightgown and sent $100 tribute. Those little arrow earrings came and they are perfect. Love them! twinkie sent $200 and spent a few hundred off MY amazon wishlist.
I am happy as a peach today!
Update: gayson FASTEST wank in the West!!! No phone call or cam involved. This is the entirety of gayson’s interaction with ME today!
gayson: 3:17 pm Princess, I miss you
bitchybeauty: 3:18 pm Miss MY donation page, asshole! I’m on a fucking spree today and I’m ready to take your cash too!
gayson: 3:18 pm paypal?
bitchybeauty: 3:18 pm that what you usually use?
gayson: 3:19 pm we change it up
bitchybeauty: 3:19 pm paypal is great
bitchybeauty: 3:19 pm 500 smackaroos
gayson: 3:21 pm im press send , i love being your bitch
bitchybeauty: 3:22 pm do it!
gayson: 3:22 pm nobody make my heart pound like u
Sent!
(his name), you have sent $500.00 USD to (Princess’ name)
bitchybeauty: 3:23 pm still waiting for paypal to let ME know!
gayson: 3:23 pm may i cum princess?
bitchybeauty 3:24 pm I got it! spooge all you want, sucker!
gayson: 3:25 pm thank you princess
bitchybeauty 3:25 pm hahahaha omg I had the best day EVER!
I made 20,000 today plus your 500. I so rock!
gayson: 3:25 pm you are the only true princess..enjoy your day goddess
bitchybeauty 3:26 pm you came?
hahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahah
no seriously!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gayson: 3:26 pm yes, i need to shower. i was stroking before i messaged you.
bitchybeauty 3:26 pm I got to post this..this is your fastest wank yet
