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Spring Has Sprung and most likely you have too. ick.

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Enjoying beers in the back of the pickup truck after a long hike with MY favorite Ladies.

$1,000 from the ukraine tonight. Yay!   I can barely make out a word this guy says but I totally dig taking his cash!! Saw him on cam this evening.  I’m sure I will have disturbing dreams tonight.

$300 came in from sharon the binger girl-slave but she hasn’t contacted Me yet.  How weird.  sharon, $300 is NOT enough of your blubby hubby’s cash.  Send another $300 and make it snappy!

$1000 cash from hairlip this week, $500 cash for HRC PLUS a ton of shopping!  hairlip has been paying $30 daily tributes for 500 consecutive, uninterrupted days!  That’s $15,000!  But keep in mind, that’s only his base line.  he showers Us with gifts and cash on top of that!  That’s pretty friggin awesome! Me and HRC laugh about him and devise plans to squeeze cash out of him on almost a daily basis!  Wouldn’t the rest of you LOVE to have Us plotting about you that often!??! HAHAHA!  Seriously!!  More of you assholes should show daily dedication. Serving Me should be 24-7!  We don’t run on your worthless dick’s standard time!  Anyway, hairlip is So helplessly trapped in the Lesbian Sandwich of Awesome!!  Between MY luscious hair, beautiful face and wicked mind and HRC’s bulging biceps and gun-toting tough girl Hotness, he is ONE SCREWED DUDE!  WE SOOOOOOOO OWN you, hairlip!!

Two Australians popped up this week and both got quiet soon after being fleeced.  Why are all the “down under” dingbats such elusive freaks??  Always popping up and disappearing right away.  Australian #1 sent $150 Amazon GC  and $250 cash.  Australian #2 sent $220 cash and $80 shopping.

$100 from louzer, $300 from mystery pig just as I demanded, kenny bought $200 jeans and sent $200 cash. slavey davey also shopped this week.  he bought a bird bath set, an expensive Athleta hoodie, tops and other goodies.  pantystain bought some more Salomon shoes, some Niche perfume and sent Me a special box of Metaphysical goodies. Some guy keeps buying Us Omaha steaks!  Love it!  I know I’m missing other donations.  If I didn’t mention you here, you obviously didn’t send enough..so send MORE!!

mystery pig.  It’s time to send another!  Squeeeeee!

dave ansar  you were a HUGE disappointment.  See you closed all your accounts like a fucking flake!  Fine. What EVER, I can totally skip communicating with your lame ass but I still expect those $100 bills in the mail!  Put your money in the mail and go back being a big ZERO.

NORDSTROMS
Jo Malone Body Cream hairlip

ATHLETA
Metro Slouch capri get size Tall L in Black (have these in navy and love them!) hairlip
Chi Top Grey size L
Techie Hoodie size Tall L in Navy Heather
Striped Hoodie in Red slavey davey
EDDIE BAUER
Eddie Bauer Soft Shell in Crocus Purple size Tall L slavey davey
Gate Check Tshirt size Tall L in Clematis
Sleeveless Tee for HRC size S in Violet hairlip
Maxi Dress size L in cranberry
Atlas Jacket size Tall L in Orange
Infinity Tee size Tall L Charcoal, Dusty Orange from slavey davey and Crocus twinkie

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Pay ME! Yay ME!

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Yes, My world famous beanie strikes again!  Took this shot before I took My hike with HRC yesterday.  Wearing a brand new Under Armour hoodie which I LOVE!   Omg why didn’t I find these blue frames earlier!?

Let’s see.. $200 from hairlip, $400 from slavey davey, $500 from speedy dick, $100 from lou-zerAunty pigsnot strikes again!  This pig bitch can’t get enough!  I think he was fucked to the tune of $600 today! As usual, many LOLs at his expense!! $500 from tommikins, $300 from mystery pig, $100 from pantystain, $100 from a joe.   twinkie did some shopping including a raised garden bed kit.  I’m gonna have a bigger garden this year than last year!  hairlip has also been also sending his 3-daily $10 tributes and doing some shopping for HRC.  She sent a picture of Herself flexing Her mighty bicep.  his brain is totally pickled right now!

I know I’m missing tributes but these are the ones I remember from Tweets!

western union man!  you liar!  you said you would go get a prepaid Visa and didn’t!  FUCK you!  I’m SO over guys who can’t keep their promises.  Fuck off FOREVER!

How can you resist that smile!?  you CAN’T, so Go making a fucking donation!

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WEEEEEE!! Yay for Me!

I am SO happy!  Today I received $4,000 from lezzys’toy!  $500 penalty for the 8 days he did not keep in contact with Me!    Once again he sent envelopes in the mail full of glorious green cash!  Here’s a photo of them before I opened them!   Here’s a shot of MY cash all spread out.
lezzystoy: contact ME asap before you collect more penalties for not emailing in a timely manner.  The creature needs to check in with his maker because we need to discuss it’s future. 🙂

Probably not the most enchanting photo of ME but I so LOVE getting that CASH in the mail! $ELFIE$!
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See that smile on MY face, lezzystoy!?  This is your oxygen!  your lifeline!  your soul food!   MY happiness and beaming smile are the only things you need!  your life’s work is now insuring that you are making Me and My future Bride’s lives as pleasant as you possibly can!   So many long to know the meaning to life.  you have found it!

$500 from MY ever-devoted tommikins.
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Oh and let’s not forget the ever elusive mystery pig!  he sent $300 again, which I quite enjoyed!  I think he might have sent another $500 that I forgot to mention on My blog. Anyway, I found out that he DEFINITELY is a twitter follower.  I tweeted the this last week.  To My delight he quickly answered by silently sending a $200 donation within minutes of MY tweet.  LOLOLOOLOL  We laughed Our asses off!

I tweeted this today.  Let’s see if he answers!


My fun never ends!

For My loyal minions and regular contributing slaves ONLY:  Since I never update My old BitchyBeauty members area, I will give passwords to those of you who want to peruse the old content.  Email Me  for a pw.

EDDIE BAUER
40% off Vest!  Size Tall L in Moss
For HRC size S Regular in Black
For HRC Pants size Regular Short size S in Chrome ***
Long-sleeve shirt size Tall L in Dusty Coral  ***
Flannel Top on Sale for HRC! size S in Heather Olive  ***
Clearance top!  Size Tall L in Loden and Pink  ***
Clearance Henley size Tall L in Scarlet

ETSY
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Set 4 Dinner plates (send GC so I can give Her My customizations)

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Toes for hoes

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toejamjam coughed up $500 today for a 60 second peek of My tootsies on cam.  twinkie bought Me the greeny beanie and I love it!  slavey davey recently bought Me the same beanie in blue which is being custom made for Me.  I tossed in one last photo to the collage of Me posing with some of lezzys’toys cash!  Speaking of lezzys’toy, another $1,000 came in today!  Haven’t gotten an email from him for a few days.  Guess he couldn’t make it to the library! LOL!  Me and My sweety are saving up all this cash for something very special!

hairlip completely buckled when he saw a new photo of The Blonde Goddess of Hotness!  She graciously made a custom photo posing with a new Bose Mini SoundLink pigsnot surprised Her with!   One look at that pic and hairlip was frantically wallet-humping My Amazon wishlist! HAHAHA  he slapped a $300 Tory Burch leather tote bag for Her right into his shopping cart before the second photo had even loaded!  pantystain also bought Her a pair of Salomon trail running shoes which She loves!  slavey davey sent $100 plus did about $200 of shopping for Me and let’s not forget the ridiculous wimpdick who has shopped MY amazon wishlist every day this week as he minced around in his leotard and drink piss out of the commode.  Here he is dining on oatmeal boiled in piss.

Gifts that came today.  Prana top from hairlip, Eddie Bauer goodies from slavey davey, The North Face jacket from twinkie and I can’t remember who bought the Merrells but I love them!

$300 from mystery pig came through this afternoon!  Still not one peep from this guy!  hahahaha!   My buys have been making ME so happy!!  Keep up the good, work Mah Minions!  To the rest of you!
SEND CASH CASH and MORE CASH –  saving for Our Mountain Dream Home

Oh if you are a regular and want a membership to the old BitchyBeauty site send Me an email for the password.  I ‘m not updating it, but I’ll give passes to all those who are loyal and useful to Me.

WISHLIST
Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer **

ETSY
Handmade Dish Set $520 **
Custom set of plates  These will be MY fancy guest dishes.  Send ME  an Etsy Gift Card for them.  If I Love them, I will add bowls to the set!

EDDIE BAUER
Packable Shirt  Tall L in Dusty Coral
Twill Pants Tall 12 in Sprig
Tank in Jade Tall L
Stayshape Pants for HRC Petite 2 in Driftwood

ZAPPOS
Send a E GiftCard so I can buy these Hudson Jeans

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Almost $6,000 Cash in the Mail Today!!

Update Saturday night: I just got a $500 Amazon Gift Card from Zippy!  I’m grinning ear to ear!   Yay yay yay!!  Where you go, Zippy!?

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Woot Woot!! I got a SLEW of envelopes in the mailbox today! 13 envelopes crammed with $5,920 cash from lezzys’toy!   I couldn’t even properly FAN MY cash for the photo because My hand was cramping trying to hold it all!  But that’s $6,000 in My Holy Hand!  Here’s a link of MY money spread!   ( Putting all the pics of the cash directly on MY blog was making My site load super slow.)  BEHOLD!  The envelopes before I opened them.   The cash spread of the money inside!  (One of the envelopes actually came from slavey davey and contained a Netflix Gift Card which I promptly redeemed.
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I have a few more photos of ME with todays bundle of cash..I’ll be sending a few more pics to lezzystoy and texting them to MY favorite slaves.  lezzystoy you have email!

CASH CASH and MORE CASH –  saving for Our Mountain Dream Home

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Findom Fundom!

Update: mrobot sent another $400–for a total of $800 the last 2 days. 🙂

ladystoy!  I’ve been trying to get a hold of you via email!  No reply.  you really need to consider getting text on your phone so I can send you orders in an instant and you can communicate with ME more regularly.   I think another $ penalty is in order for not getting to the library enough this week to read and reply to MY emails!

Look what came!  Another $1,000 cash from ladystoy and $400 SouthWest giftcards from pigsnot!  ladys toy has been sending his envelopes of cash!  It’s so fun going to the mailbox and finding so many little cash envelopes in there and opening them up!  Most are all new $100 bills!  Nothing like a clean new crispy!!  I LOVE LOVE LOVE getting cash in the mail!
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$400 from mrobot! he’s been put on a strict Oatmeal-Only diet until he can cough up another $400 cash.  I should have made him mix it with his piss instead of water, but I guess I was in a good mood. LOL!

The mystery pig from Oregon sent another $300 yesterday!  Continue to please Me from the shadows, little minion!  🙂

$200 Hudson jeans from a secret admirer,  slavey davey did about $200 worth of shopping and still has another $200 left for Me to use! Let’s see, he picked up some goodies from Etsy plus even more Eddie Bauer items!   pigsnot sent numerous Amazon gift cards this weekend for items for ME and My sisters.  I need to tally it up but maybe around $450 worth? I will check in with pigsnot for the total. 🙂  he sends so many it sometimes becomes a blur!  pigsnot also sent $150 worth of Sephora cards for Us.

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Make My Wishes All Come True!

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Love this new scarf that hairlip bought Me!

Update! $100 from louzer just came in.

mystery pig (b from Oregon)  has sent yet another $300 tribute last night!!  Keep it coming, mystery pig!!

hairlip got totally worked over by Princess and company!  With a few photos of each of Us, he was promptly put into the bone-zone…then We then pounced on him and raped his wallet — gangbang style!  The blonde bombshell scored $200 Ugg boots and another pair of Raybans.  One look at Her piercing blue eyes and he was paralyzed like a deer in headlights.  he found himself clicking buttons in a daze!   HRC bitchslapped him for a bright red Helly Hansen red stadium parka and about 3 pairs of pants!   We got $200 for a hair appointment!  Moonstone earrings for Me! Then he picked up Our dinner tab!  he shopped Eddie Bauer and even more items off Amazon! Our fun continued!  he was a 3-way wishbone!   We were so pleased with your performance this week, puppy!  Oh what a blessing!  What Joy and Bliss it is serving the most awesome Women on the planet!!

slavey davey sent $100 paypal, $100 Timberland boots and $25 Itunes gift card!  he’s going to do a little more shopping.  I will be picking out the items today. 🙂

EDDIE BAUER
Lots of shit on sale!!
Medina Cardigan get Tall L in Mushroom
Engage Hoodie size Tall L in Heather Gray ** slavey davey
Jacket in Peak Blue size Tall L
Cozy Sweater size Tall L in Anemone
Flannel PJ bottoms size Tall L in Bordeaux
Elysian Jeans size 12 Tall in Aged Blue **  slaveydavey
Gray Jeans size 12 regular  hairlip!
These are totally on sale! size 9 fossil slaveydavey

ETSY
Hawk Totem Necklace slavey davey

Eddie Bauer for HRC
Echo Sweater in Scarlet size S hairlip!
Nordic Sweater size S in Nordic hairlip!
Twill pants Reg Short size 2 in Black hairlip!

NORDSTROMS
Flannel Top size L slaveydavey

SUNDANCE CATALOG
Burnout Moose Tee size L in pink!
Floral Fleece headband in Natural twinkie
Cute Legwarmers in Natural twinkie

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