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Findom Fundom!

Update: mrobot sent another $400–for a total of $800 the last 2 days. 🙂

ladystoy!  I’ve been trying to get a hold of you via email!  No reply.  you really need to consider getting text on your phone so I can send you orders in an instant and you can communicate with ME more regularly.   I think another $ penalty is in order for not getting to the library enough this week to read and reply to MY emails!

Look what came!  Another $1,000 cash from ladystoy and $400 SouthWest giftcards from pigsnot!  ladys toy has been sending his envelopes of cash!  It’s so fun going to the mailbox and finding so many little cash envelopes in there and opening them up!  Most are all new $100 bills!  Nothing like a clean new crispy!!  I LOVE LOVE LOVE getting cash in the mail!
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$400 from mrobot! he’s been put on a strict Oatmeal-Only diet until he can cough up another $400 cash.  I should have made him mix it with his piss instead of water, but I guess I was in a good mood. LOL!

The mystery pig from Oregon sent another $300 yesterday!  Continue to please Me from the shadows, little minion!  🙂

$200 Hudson jeans from a secret admirer,  slavey davey did about $200 worth of shopping and still has another $200 left for Me to use! Let’s see, he picked up some goodies from Etsy plus even more Eddie Bauer items!   pigsnot sent numerous Amazon gift cards this weekend for items for ME and My sisters.  I need to tally it up but maybe around $450 worth? I will check in with pigsnot for the total. 🙂  he sends so many it sometimes becomes a blur!  pigsnot also sent $150 worth of Sephora cards for Us.

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Spending The Holidays Spoiling The ONE you Love

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For those of you who don’t follow My twitter, here’s another photo of Me that I tweeted from MY short trip to Chicago.

$300 donation came in from slave b in Oregon.  he continues to never contact Me…just sends mysterious $donations$!   That’s A-okay with Me! lol  slavey davey was an excellent minion this week.  he bought Me another North Face coat and a Frye purse…well, actually TWO Frye purses but I am sending one back because I had some problems with it.  he THEN immediately sent a $100 Etsy GC and asked Me what I wanted for MY Thanksgiving prezzy. 🙂  I still have to pick something out for him to buy.  hairlip continues to diligently pay his 3-times a day tributes.  he also sent $100 to cover My salon visit next week.  twinkie sent $500 Holiday donation and picked up Our Thanksgiving grocery and wine tab this year.  🙂    Oh and blast from the past drunk tom popped up and sent $200 and did $200 of shopping. he first contacted ME in the late 90’s.  Today, I saw him on cam and was floored how old he looked!  he’s still as lame as ever.

Waiting for a bundle of cash to come in from pigsnot!  Should be here in a week.  I will update when I actually have it all in MY greedy hands!  he also bought a $200 Amazon Gift, $170 pair of boots and $210 down coat from My Amazon wishlist.

This weekend We are staying at the cabin that We stayed last Thanksgiving!   It’s pretty far out so there is no internet and very spotty phone service  so you won’t hear much from Me.  Keep yourself busy sending ME cash and prezzies!  I know you will be missing Me so much!!  I will be back Monday though!  We are taking a  25lb Turkey with Us to prepare there.  This should be interesting since I don’t think We have ever cooked a whole turkey before.  What the hell are we going to do with all that turkey?

WISHLIST
Fleece Pants size Tall L
Layering Tank Black and Ivory size Tall L
Oversized throw Driftwood

WINTERSILKS/SAHALIE
Longjohns! For Me.. click Misses TALL and get black in size L hairlip
Longjohns for HRC click Misses size Small in black hairlip

ETSY
Moonstone Earrings
Earflap Hat (send a Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat)

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BitchyBeauty Binger!

Update I got another $600 out of loopy on Sunday night!   Go ahead boys and shop MY Amazon, I managed to get a hold of the one chick at My local UPS who knows how to hold all shipments without tracking.  🙂

tommikins sent $1,000! What a good boy!  My minions bought up My Etsy jewelry faster than I could post it!  In case you missed My little update, sir wankalot mysteriously popped by and dropped $1,000 out of the blue.  sir wankalot, you obviously haven’t changed.  Embrace your defeat!  Now go send another grand and how about  more gift cards to that cabin We stayed in November?  We had so much fun!

loopy4legs sent Me a text the day after his big binge telling Me thanks but please not to text him anymore because he was getting his life back in order. Well guess who texted last night innocently asking Me about how DropCams worked and later got talked into going out to score more coke and start sending Me all his money!? I squeezed $1500 out of his credit card!  I made him run around the house in his pantyhose high as a kite. he took full photos for Me. I will share this cropped version which had ME laughing My ass off.
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Look at Jesus watching him on his phone and crying! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!  Why do I find this so fucking amusing!  I can’t stop laughing My superior ass off!  Seriously! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!

Ok we are leaving to go camping Monday!  See ya freaks on Thursday!  I’ll have My phone for texting and maybe tweeting.

NEW WISHES
Macys
Macy’s Concepts Cold Shoulder Top get L

Etsy
Hippie Earrings
Cross Necklace get 18

Eddie Bauer
Tee on Sale get Navy in Tall L
Notch-neck tee  get black in Tall L
Tee on Sale HRC size Small R heather grey

Soft Surroundings
Bedding get coverlet in Queen Pomegranate and 2 matching Shams

Cache
Cache Cold Shoulder Dress get XL

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Living Goddess to Love and Worship

Update on YouTube:  See Me Diffuse My Royal Curls

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Hi man-turds!  Let’s see.  We had a very nice weekend and spent most of it outdoors enjoying the nice weather.  We got a real workout volunteering at an old-folks home taking a little old lady on a nature walk.   We pushed Her 4 miles up a steep trail on this rickety old wheel chair, then fed Her wine and sandwiches in the park after.  Good times!

$200 from screwy stewy, $300 from amsterdam ham, some shopping from pantystain and slavey davey.  I also woke up to $175 from some brand new guy who claims to be 18 years old.  you little fucks need to do your part!  This was not the most lucrative weekend!  What the fuck!!?  Wasn’t it Palm Sunday or something!?  All ya fuckers had your dicks in your palms looking at MY beautiful photos!!  Time to fucking TITHE your monthly paycheck, ya frickin’ heathens!!   If you are sitting there reading this and haven’t tributed lately, it’s fucking HIGH TIME.  Bad things happen to those who disappoint or cross Me.  The universe doesn’t appreciate those who do not sufficiently appreciate their GODDESS!  Show your appreciation before it’s too late!!

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sir wankalot from jerkingham — EPIC findom shakedown!

sir wankalot from jerkingham -- EPIC findom shakedown!

pigsnot!  I hope your jealous that someone else has been all up in MY Amazon wishlist..showing ME a good time ever since you pulled another disappearing act!  you better come out of hiding and show Me and MY crew that you still gots what it takes to sassify Our never-ending greed!! hahahahaha!!  5 new Iphones might do it!

Update: 9:41 p.m.  I found out where sir wankalot has gotten all this money!!! his grandma died and left him a small inheritance!!   Correction, left ME a small inheritance!   I think we are up to around $34,000 right now!!!  My head is spinning!   So while he was as at dinner..I kept texting him, telling him how much fun we would have when he got home.   he was sitting there with wood all through dinner and texting Me how much  he wanted to run straight home to his computer..to Me..to shower ME with his money.  After much persistence I found out where this money came from.  And yes, MY little minions..I will enjoy spinning every last dime!  VICTORY POSE!! I AM THE MASTER, bitches!!!

sir wankalot had to go out for some dinner thing.  I told him I’d be here fluffing My wishlist for him.  Getting it warmed up for him..buttering it up, just for MY little sir wankalot! Yeh, when Princess says She’s getting Her wishlist “ready” for you–so She can ravage your wallet when you get back home.it should make you feel like She’s putting Her sexiest red panties on JUST for you.

Update 3:08 p.m.  $19,000!!! For fucking REEEEAL!!!!!!!!!   you know what also rocks about sacking a sad shit for thousands of dollars!!?!  It’s 3 p.m..I’ve been up since 9 and I haven’t eaten a damned thing because I am so high on adrenalin and busy updating MY wishlist and looking for ways to squander his money!  I might wake up a lb skinnier tomorrow!  Bonus!

Update:  Total for today so far is $16,900.  he already started adding it up..so I will post!  SQUeeeeeeee!

Oh Fucking Joy and Rapture!! I woke up today with $500 from sir wankalot!  I sent him an email encouraging him to send more and went back to sleep.  Woke up again to another $500 donation.but this one is monthly recurring. Followed by another $1,000 non recurring donation!  Yowza!  This totally perked ME up and I got out of bed! As I sipped MY coffee, more enormous donations and prezzies rolled in!  I don’t want to put up current tally because I don’t want him adding up everything he has done — because it might freak his ass out!     When he has been milked dry I will announce his tally!  Hell yah!!  ME and MY girlfriend were dancing around the laptop like two evil witches laughing Our asses off!  A big binger always puts a smile on MY face and makes ME feel all spazzy hyper happy!

pantystain bought Me a lovely orange nightgown and sent $100 tribute.  Those little arrow earrings came and they are perfect.  Love them!   twinkie sent $200 and spent a few hundred off MY amazon wishlist.

I am happy as a peach today!

Update: gayson FASTEST wank in the West!!!   No phone call or cam involved.  This is the entirety of gayson’s interaction with ME today!
gayson:  3:17 pm  Princess, I miss you
bitchybeauty:  3:18 pm  Miss MY donation page, asshole!  I’m on a fucking spree today and I’m ready to take your cash too!
gayson:  3:18 pm  paypal?
bitchybeauty:  3:18 pm  that what you usually use?
gayson:  3:19 pm  we change it up
bitchybeauty:  3:19 pm  paypal is great
bitchybeauty:  3:19 pm  500 smackaroos
gayson:  3:21 pm im press send , i love being your bitch
bitchybeauty:  3:22 pm  do it!
gayson:  3:22 pm nobody make my heart pound like u
Sent!
(his name), you have sent $500.00 USD to (Princess’ name)
bitchybeauty:  3:23 pm  still waiting for paypal to let ME know!
gayson: 3:23 pm  may i cum princess?
bitchybeauty  3:24 pm I got it!  spooge all you want, sucker!
gayson:  3:25 pm  thank you princess
bitchybeauty  3:25 pm  hahahaha  omg I had the best day EVER!
I made 20,000 today plus your 500.  I so rock!
gayson:  3:25 pm  you are the only true princess..enjoy your day goddess
bitchybeauty  3:26 pm  you came?
hahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahah
no seriously!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gayson:  3:26 pm  yes, i need to shower.  i was stroking before i messaged you.
bitchybeauty 3:26 pm   I got to post this..this is your fastest wank yet

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