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sissy tommikins’ dick log

sissy tommikins' dick log

My favorite cocksuckatomatic, sissy tommikins sucked 3 juicy cocks tonight.   he has swallowed countless cocks for Me.  We have no record so we can’t really estimate the exact number, so I decided he needed to start keeping a log from now on. he also sent $500!  What a good boy he has been the last few years.  you should all be very jealous of him!

$200 from pantystain plus several items from My amazon wishlist. 🙂   The dutiful screwystewy also has purchased a few wishlist items as well. terrance sent $700 and purchased several hundred dollars worth of items I wanted.  (framed art and decor)

MOVED MY WISHLIST UP HERE!
Clean it out, you little bitches!

ETSY GIFTCARDS Tons of pretties on Etsy I want.

-Natori Josie Shimmy size L

-Whitehouseblackmarket
Black and White Chevron Top size Large toiletbrush
Space-Dye Stripe Sweater size Large   toiletbrush
BlackHardware Top size Large   toiletbrush
Square neck striped dress Large   toiletbrush

-More Etsy Jewelry
Colorful Stacking Rings size 6.5
Silver hoops with smokey quartz
Silver spotted hoops
Dimpled silver earrings

-Danier Leather
This place is difficult to shop at.  Hopefully they will get online shopping soon!  Canadians, Canucks!:  Locate a Danier store by you and go get Me this item in size Large.  Red Leather Jacket  The rest of you have to call them and place your order by phone.

Whoever bought Me this black dress, send Me the order#. I need to exchange. It’s made of terrible material.  I think it was a guy from france. Amazon has been really shitty lately about including receipts in all their shipments!  I only have a few more weeks to do an exchange so hurry the fuck up and send ME the info!

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Paying Princess on slavegirl’s hubby’s creditcard!

Paying Princess on slavegirl's hubby's creditcard!

Sharon wound up gifting Me a total of $2,400 of Her hubby’s hard-earned cash.  Sharon doesn’t work.  I like the idea of her staying home while he works,  spending his money on Me.  I intend to get MORE of it in the future.  While other stay-at-home wives are home watching Rachel Ray, Sharon will be compulsively sending her/hubby’s cash to Me and masturbating to lesbian pornography and staring at My photos.  Real lesbian porno. No fake tits and slutty Hollywood girls slapping dildos in each other faces and faking the orgasms for male viewers.  She’s watching real lesbian erotica.  We just ordered Her a new pink rabbit sextoy that she gets to call Princess.  WilyGPrincess — her new BFF.  Hell, I need more unhappy housewives married to small-dick men.all paying Me with their hubbies’ credit cards!  This shit is fun!

pantystain has done a little shopping lately.  he got Me a few blouses, a book, cosmetics and some other stuff I forgot.

$400 from twinkie

All you lurkers: IT’s TIME!

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Seriously. men are fucking stupid.

Seriously.  men are fucking stupid.

So we went out for a few drinks last night at a quiet little dive bar.  A slow night, just going to pop in for a few beers and leave.  This completely lame-O looking guy is sitting across the bar ogling ME and giving ME strange googley soft-eyes like a girl. Seriously, he was blushing and batting his hillybilly eyes!  he was so fricking fug!  I mean, really!  I am going to slam and reject GOOD-looking guys who hit on ME..but I can kinda understand an attractive man getting the balls up to hit on Me.  he is going to be shot-down all the same, but I can kinda wrap My mind around why he thinks he can get away with it.  But this fucker!?  WTF?  This doughy-faced, plumpish, shortish, redneckish loser actually sent the bartender over to ask for MY number.  She goes, “My friend Joe wants to know if he can have your phone #.”  Little fucker didn’t even offer drinks in exchange for a cruel brush-off!  I am so amazed that this absolutely unattractive freak even has the audacity to dream such lofty dreams, to have such delusions of grandeur..that all I can first manage to get out of My mouth is “waaaaaah-WAAAAH-what!?!?!?!?”  She points at him..he smiles sheepishly.  Me and MY friends look bewildered at each other.  Like I am truly DUMBFOUNDED!  This little mini-sasquatch really thinks he has a chance in hell?  We LAUGH!”  I mean..WE LAUGH so fucking loud, My friend nearly spins off the red lounge chair She’s sitting on.  I loudly say, “Are you kidding ME!?!?  Are you FUCKING kidding ME?!?”  Our laughter FILLS the room.and a few other single women join in with us hooting and laughing!  The world’s tiniest sasquatch immediately left his “generous” dollar tip to the bartender and quickly exited the bar.  Jeeeezus fucking christ!

Update:  Did I say weak loser sent $350? I meant $750! 🙂  his total keeps creeping up

Business as normal, bitchboys.  Time to SHOP.   Should be in most of the weekend. I have a huge landscaping project taking place and will be here overseeing the work!  So I will be at home and able to screw with your minds and fuck with your wallets!

$300 came yesterday in the  mail from fagarina.  I LOVE crispy $100 bills!   weak loser just sent $350 a second ago.  I think today is wimpdick’s payday!  yahoo!

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Updated Wishlist — Get Busy Buying! Faboo Findom

Updated Wishlist -- Get Busy Buying! Faboo Findom

fatmac sent $170 and amused the fuck out of Me and MY friend today whimpering and pleading on text. haha!

Princess’ new wishes!
Cool Modern Ring size 7 from Etsy!  Guess the ring is still available. Buy it!

Mac Cremesheen Lip Glass  Get color Boy Bait.  It’s the second one on top. fatmac

Cache
Open-shoulder Top size L
Tropical Top size L
Tactical Pants for MY friend.  Get size XS in short! fatmac saw this and purchased within 5minutes of Me posting. haha!  We are laughing at you!

If you shop at Cache I have a coupon code if you spend $125 or more.  Email Me, for it.

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Look Into My Eyes and Obey! Financial Fuckery awaits you.


Kinda similar to the other one, but pretty! I do wish that one little hair on My forehead wasn’t there messing up My perfect shot.

If you owe ME $1,000 penalty fee  and an apology for being a liar, asshole or rude-ass mother fucker..I suggest you pay it, because this is the face that will haunt you for the rest of your life and the Woman who will IGNORE you for the REST of you worthless existence.  Believe Me, disappointing or offending Me is the first step to a life of disaster and loneliness.  If you are responsible for erasing that radiant smile from MY face for just one, single moment in time..you have failed as both a sub and a man.  I suggest you remedy the situation before dooming yourself to a very empty life without ME.

sissy tommikins!  All your prezzies got here!  $300 purse, lawnmower and the Naked 2 Eyeshadow!  LOVE IT ALL!

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pigsnot’s World Class moneyslave tirade continues!

pigsnot.I still haven’t had the AppleCare protection plan for the big Mac delivered.  Check your amazon and see if it ever shipped.  It really should have been here by now.

So far between yesterday and today, pigsnot has gotten $160 boots, $75 boots, $330 boots, hedge trimmer, make-up, $300 jacket, $550 grill, car stereo, $280 lamp, sheets, make-up, cords and other smaller items!  (This doesn’t include the loot Stevie got!)  Oh and he isn’t DONE shopping!!!  hmm I know I want the Squeezebox, the second dish set.  I had to add a more expensive elliptical because reviews by tall people said the cheaper one didn’t accommodate tall legs. Boo.  I think I might have you get the elliptical too!  you should all be very jealous of pigsnot because he has made us SOOooo happy.  he’s the luckiest snot covered, pin-dick jerking, perverted, piglet in all the land!

However, he’s still freaked out about shopping outside Amazon..so you other turds are going to have to get to MY Hudson jeans.  Hop to it, assholes!!

Hudson has a coupon!  They never have sales..so take advantage of it while you can! Coupon Code FRIENDS2011  .  I have them in the order I want them purchased. HURRY!

Hudson Jeans have a new color!!  Get these in size 31!
Get these black Hudsons in size 31.
Get these skinny Hudson in size 31.
These Hudson Jeans run way smaller for some reason.get size 32.

My websites been down most of the day.  Hosting was having problems. Updated My amazon, pigsnot! you owe ME LOTS$$$!

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