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Hot Hot Hot! Paying Princess is even hotter!

Hot Hot Hot! Paying Princess is even hotter!

Hi boys!  Princess is on day 3 of the Paleo diet.  Let’s see how long til I get bored with this one.  So many crazy diets on the market these days!    Make your donations because grass fed meats are EXPENSIVE!  FEED ME!  Holy Fuckoly is it hot!  I don’t do well in the heat.  Princess has the AC cranked to the max 24/7!  Let’s see, got a bunch of boxes today.  A bunch of Paleo food cooking stuff..Coconut Oil, Almond flour, ect ect.  The freight place called and said My toolbox for the truck will be delivered tomorrow.  Items from Cache have been coming in and that modern looking ring I have been wanting. 🙂  Got My front porch stained this weekend so I had to walk  almost all the way to MY garage to get MY boxes in this heat!  Oh the humanity!  Hope to get the rest of the Deck stained in the next few weeks.

Items that still have not been purchased! Princess is not pleased!

More shopping opportunities! Hudson jeans, I just can’t get enough of them.
Hudson Beth Baby Boot Jeans size 30
Oceanside Boot Jeans size 30

Nightgown from Natori.get pink it’s on sale. size L

Cache
Tropical Top size L

New Bedding! Want to redo My bedroom decor.  Want this in natural.

toiletbrush $1,000 will solve all your problems.  Bitching, crying and being a dick..will just make you new ones.

you little fucks exist to make ME happy!  That’s the ONLY reason you exist!  When you cease to make Me happy.you cease to have a reason to exist.  Don’t ever forget it!

I’m very happy to accept Whole Foods Gift Cards.  Click and buy a big one to feed Me and My girl!

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Shopping pigs rejoice!

Shopping pigs rejoice!

More shopping opportunities! Hudson jeans, I just can’t get enough of them.
Hudson Beth Baby Boot Jeans size 30
Oceanside Boot Jeans size 30

Nightgown from Natori.get pink it’s on sale. size L

Amazon Wishlist updated with some goodies.  Shop for Me and My crew!  We went out to watch the movie Prometheus last night, stopped in to get a beer right before and wound up playing darts all night instead.  Fucking SLAUGHTERED those men!  So much fun.  Do your dickly duty, dipshits and do our bidding!  Shop like the cumcrazed bitches you are!

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weak loser gets taken for a spin! moneyslaves you are Mine!

weak loser gets taken for a spin! moneyslaves you are Mine!

Update: Another $500 from sissy tommikins!  Tomorrow he’s going out to suck more dick in the bookstore.  you don’t even understand how many dicks I have made him suck over the years!

weak loser ended the night after doing $925.  That’s the most he’s EVER done in one night.  Read about how weak in the knees he gets while being pinky-wrapped by Me!

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Updated Wishlist — Get Busy Buying! Faboo Findom

Updated Wishlist -- Get Busy Buying! Faboo Findom

fatmac sent $170 and amused the fuck out of Me and MY friend today whimpering and pleading on text. haha!

Princess’ new wishes!
Cool Modern Ring size 7 from Etsy!  Guess the ring is still available. Buy it!

Mac Cremesheen Lip Glass  Get color Boy Bait.  It’s the second one on top. fatmac

Cache
Open-shoulder Top size L
Tropical Top size L
Tactical Pants for MY friend.  Get size XS in short! fatmac saw this and purchased within 5minutes of Me posting. haha!  We are laughing at you!

If you shop at Cache I have a coupon code if you spend $125 or more.  Email Me, for it.

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Look Into My Eyes and Obey! Financial Fuckery awaits you.


Kinda similar to the other one, but pretty! I do wish that one little hair on My forehead wasn’t there messing up My perfect shot.

If you owe ME $1,000 penalty fee  and an apology for being a liar, asshole or rude-ass mother fucker..I suggest you pay it, because this is the face that will haunt you for the rest of your life and the Woman who will IGNORE you for the REST of you worthless existence.  Believe Me, disappointing or offending Me is the first step to a life of disaster and loneliness.  If you are responsible for erasing that radiant smile from MY face for just one, single moment in time..you have failed as both a sub and a man.  I suggest you remedy the situation before dooming yourself to a very empty life without ME.

sissy tommikins!  All your prezzies got here!  $300 purse, lawnmower and the Naked 2 Eyeshadow!  LOVE IT ALL!

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you can not disguise your true nature

you can not disguise your true nature

Which one of you ingrates called last night using voice modifier software?  Oh Mah god! he sounded like Optimus Prime..better yet it was like hearing one of the gould from StarGate “I’m sorry I’m such a sissyboy.” hahaha! he denied using anything but it was obvious this spanker was trying to disguise his voice.  Fucking annoying non-paying, time stealing oxygen-wasters!  However, I couldn’t resist putting him on speakerphone and letting My gf hear his stupid stunt.  WTF is wrong with you wankers!?

hamhock142 (you know who you are)  you Owe Me $400, you skeevy cocklover!  you should have NEVER recently gotten married!! Did it make you normal??? NO!!! Now instead of being MY freak–you are sneaking around being MY freak. you are wasting money that should belong to ME on the family you don’t deserve!   you are all liars, shams, fakers and undeniable perverts!  Save your wifes’ the heartache of discovering your true nature and REMAIN single.  Wearing a ring doesn’t make you NORMAL.  Now send your fucking money before I expose you for the sick-o you are!! hahaha!

loopyforlegs Don’t you fucking call again before sending ME $400.

Who wants to buy Me some more MAC makeup?  I’m tossing out MY old stuff and getting all new.  Let Me know if you want to go for a make-up shopathon.  (This offer is not available to Princessfan or anyone who has not sent cash tribute in the past.)  I also will be selling tubes of  MY old  and expired used lipstick.  I think $400 a tube is a reasonable price.  $500 if the tube has been REALLY used a lot.  They have touched My ridiculously ravishing lips–that makes them a total collector’s item.  It will almost be like kissing Me.but NOT.   Most of this lipstick is kinda old and has that old lipstick smell, but I will apply a coat on MY lips before I send the precious cargo in the mail.  Then you can apply the lipstick to your own lips and think “wow, Princess’s lips just touched this”.then swoon to the ground or suffer a heart attack or spontaneously crotch-sneeze or whatever you perverted freaks do.  Some of you might not even want to use the lipstick at all.  You can just put it under a glass dish on an altar and stare at it every day.

Makeup I want.  Ship to: Sierra Horizons 6478 Winchester Blvd #901 Canal Winchester OH 43110  Message Me to find out what I expect!  Stuff boys have purchased so far on this list.

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cashcow pigsnot gets hardcore milking!

cashcow pigsnot gets hardcore milking!

Noticed that simon sent $200 a few days ago I didn’t notice until now.  Just got $400

pigsnot I put the wrong TV on MY list! boohoo!! If there is any way possible see if you can cancel it and get THIS ONE instead!  If not, I will exchange it for that one. 🙁 boo!  Send ME a message here and let Me know if you could cancel and re-order or not.  They better send ME a fucking packing slip!

pigsnot watch 12:04 a.m.  Looks like after the first shopping sprees and repurchases of items that didn’t come first try, he has now done another $6,000 worth of NEW shopping!  What have the rest of you numbnuts done for Me lately???  pigsnot!! you still out there, you liquored up loser?? I hope so! I also hope they are still letting you use your card!!  We are still managing to find things we don’t have already on amazon!  We are replenishing our wishlist!

pigsnot watch 10:35 p.m.  Software, Dyson Fan and Ipod Nano purchased!  I’ll tally up our spoils again!

pigsnot watch 10:20 p.m.  piggy’s emails keep getting more difficult to understand because he is sooo boozed up!  you still owe Me a Dyson fan, a few pair of shoes and the Dreamweaver software!!  We are keeping track, pussypig!

pigsnot watch 8:10 p.m He got My tv!!  he’s drinking!  Looks like we are DEFINITELY staying in for the evening!

pigsnot watch! Oooh somebody is online right this second, punching the the BUY button!  We might even stay in on a Friday night just so we can keep updating our greedy wishlists!  Are you going to be home alone and wimpified tonight, piggy snot boy??  Would you like to have a little Friday date-night with sweet Stevie and precious Princess??  Perhaps Me and Her will hang around in our jamjams, drinking wine at Her house, while perusing amazon on our two adorable matching Mac Baby Airbooks while you sit there far far away somewhere over the internet with your little pud pounding in your piggy panties, spending THOUSANDS of more dollars on Us??  Whatcha say, dumdum?

Update: Go pigsnot! Go!  Get the TV! Get the TV!  Stop skipping it over!  you know you will cave soon, anyway!  HA! Don’t stop shopping! yaay!  So far I think I see around $2,800 purchased between our two outrageous wishlists! We keep watching items disappearing and it’s making us drunk on our own AWESOMENESS!  hahahaha!

WE ROCK!

Got My Soundsticks III computer speakers set up!  They sound great! It’s soo easy to get everything working with My Macs.  Everything networked so effortlessly.

pigsnot is still buying occasional gifts!  Both of us updated our lists and expect those items to disappear!  Both of us are ready to SPANK dat wallet again!  I reeeally want that TV.  Make it happen!  I’ve added the Apple Protection to MY list and some software for MY new computers! We’ve added some matching items, as well.  Double your credit card debt, Double OUR FUN! Put your porky snout to the floor and start SQUEEEEEALING!

Cash to pay for Our matching Ipad 2’s can be sent to:
SIERRA HORIZONS 6478 Winchester Blvd #901 Canal Winchester OH  43110  Send $1400 just to be safe. 🙂  Stevie and I are planning another night out on the town next week.   This means photo opportunities!  Perhaps if we are inspired deeply by a thoroughly RAVAGED amazon wishlist, We will take some creative shots especially for our personal shopping sow!  Wouldn’t that be a treat for our lil porkchop?

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