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My boys make My life so easy!

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My boys make My life so easy!

tom the turd sent $200 amazon GC for the Boho Chic bedspread and pillow shams!  It’s about time you came out of hiding and started doing your turdly duties, tom turd!  Keep it coming!

$500 from sissy tommikins!  HA!  he drove by the adult bookstore and there were a few police cruisers parked in front.so no dick today for tommikins.  Total frownie face!

Received $100 cash from pantystain in the mail. Received $100 from fratboy slave.who is no longer a fratboy.he’s just a cheap fat boy.

The other day we went to Home Depot so fatmac quickly sent an Home Dept E-certificate to cover some of Our purchases.  After Our shopping, we went out for dinner and sent him another picture of Our tab and he quickly covered that! fatmac is so fucking under MY pretty thumb!

On another re-decorating rampage. Re-painted the laundry room and re-did a dresser in there.  Having My local boy install white bead-board wainscoting to cover up some brick in the laundry room.  Yay!  Accepting HomeDepot and Lowes gift certificates.  I know most of you have a Home Depot credit card.  Get your ass to H.D. and buy gift cards if you want to use your store credit because they won’t let you buy H.D. gift cards with H.D. credit cards for some reason.

Buy Me HomeDepot E-gift cards!

MORE ETSY GIFT CARDS!  I am so addicted to Etsy! Art, decor, jewelry, oils!

Why is the Boho Chic bedding still on My Amazon Wishlist, you skanky hoes?! fulfilled by tom the turd

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Send your $ LOVE $ to your Bitchy Valentine!

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Send your $ LOVE $ to your Bitchy Valentine!

Another $800 from sissy tommikins!!  The adult bookstore had a porn star there signing DVD’s so they had the booths chained off.  No dick for tommikins tonight.  he’s so sad.  he’s sniffing the pits on MY dress to cheer himself up! We just added up tommikins’ donations for the last 30 days. he sent $7,600!!!  Funniest thing!?  his fairy wand was hard as a rock as I rattled off the amounts and he entered them in his calculator! hahahaha!

pantystain also has been hitting My wishlist! Way to go, boys!  I finally got his package sent off to him.  I’m sure he’ll be running back to paypal as soon as he smells My perfume!

toiletbrush!  Valentine’s Day is coming.  Contact ME, I want more flowers!

Princess fan  Email ME about the WHBM return.  Did they send MY gift card to Me?

fatmac just bought My sister V the Great a new $300 phone.  haha! his head is always spinning in 10 directions trying to serve My entire Posse.

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Shopping slaves and pay piggies do your duty!

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Shopping slaves and pay piggies do your duty!

hahaha! sissy tommikins had an awesome month!!  $3,700!  Still, after spending that much he texted ME to confess he was jealous that pantystain beat him to buying LadyCop’s gun holster.  hahaha!  I wonder what will happen to his poor little brain once he gets his box of precious sniffables!?!

pantystain bought HRC a shoulder holster for Her Glock 19.  What a nice surprise to wake up to!

Another surprise..an “old flame of shame” has been shopping on MY amazon gift list.  I received 2  $50 boxes of kitty litter refills from him.  Yes, you haven’t shopped for a LONG time, tom.  Go hit MY wishlist again..I know you miss it terribly!

GIFTS GIFTS GIFTS! Shop My little piggy followers!
Framed art!  Push BUY IT FRAMED.  I have it framed how I want. Yay hurray! screwy stewy bought this!!


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Sucked into the Vixen’s Vortex!

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Sucked into the Vixen's Vortex!

This Frye handbag is finally Mine! Courtesy of weak loser!  Frye purses and boots are incredible!  I don’t know why women would rather spend thousands on ugly, vinyl Louis Vuitton purses.  I prefer supple, high quality leather any day.  Can’t wait for it to get here!  weak loser was trying to stay away..but yet again he got sucked right back into the BitchyBeauty Burmuda Triangle!  he also sent $180 amazon GC which I used towards a coat.

pigsnot! The Stetson fedora is too big. Send ME the order # so we can do an exchange.

Princess fan also bought Me that awesome Cache dress I wanted.  I’ve had quite a good week.  Lots of prezzies!  Keep it coming!  Tis the season for giving it ALL to your PRINCESS!

toiletbrush !  Time for blue-pills, blue-balls, big bucks and bottles of booze!

HOLIDAY WISHES!
That Cache dress I want is on sale for $100 right now!  Princess fan
Danier Bomber Jacket twinkie
Red Leather Jacket size Large  (you will have to call to order..no online orders) 🙁
Snake Turtleneck  size Large Princess fan

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shitenstein gets his wallet raped for $1500!

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shitenstein gets his wallet raped for $1500!

I made strudel with his noodle and took off with $1500!  you might remember shitenstein from older journal entries.  I have photos of when I made him shave a vertical path right down the middle of his head then super glue pennies to the bald part!  I’ve made him do all kinds of outrageous stunts on his webcam in the past.  Tonight he got drunk and I forced him to shave his eyebrows off!  he looks like some crazy alien now!  Good lord! What a freak of nature!  Truly one of the oddest goons I have dealt with.

UPS delivered a shitpile of prezzies today!  We had a blast tearing through the boxes!

fatmac I have a nail appointment tomorrow.  Send manicure funds.  I will be getting 2 manicures this month.  I will probably do again the day before I leave on MY vacation! Lucky you!  Also, we will send you the Buckle shopping list tomorrow. Got side-tracked tonight!

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pigsnot the shopping slave can’t resist Me

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pigsnot the shopping slave can't resist Me

pigsnot just spent around $1500 on Princess and company!  he said he can’t afford more.but you can bet we will be padding up our wishlists for part 2 of this shopping trip! Gobble up that wishlist, piggy! More more more!  you love watching the items disappear as we greedily keep adding more shit for you to buy! Nomnomnom!  piggy can’t get enough!

I’m so sleeepy.  Gonna go to bed with a big smile on My face!  Nitenite, My boys!

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