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$2000 Binger from pigsnot!

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auntie pigsnot is at it again!  So far $2,250 worth of Amazon gifts and gift cards for Me and My posse!  The Girls LOVE when auntie comes out to play!  Don’t you wish We were as excited to hear from you?!

I’m wearing a dress that came from twinkie.  Both pairs of denim shorts fit too and he bought Me an awesome Arrow necklace from Etsy.  Will post photo later!

sissy jason sent $300 last night.  hahaha! you are so DISGUSTING jason!  jason likes to call and squeal, “i’m a little girl!  i’m a little girl!”  What a total freak!

omg..I almost forgot.  I finally got, wimpdick’s chastity key in the mail.  Check out this little video of him crying in his chastity device! hahahaha!  So fucking amusing!  I should have locked his ass up years ago.  he’s so attentive when his dingaling is under lock and key.  he’s been buying a slew of little amazon gifts.  I also took over his netflix streaming account and We are using it.  he can see everything We watch and I’m sure it excites him to no end.

Then that fucking mother fucker drunk tom.  he sends $500 and says he’s going to send another $500 and and doesn’t!  Then he keeps saying stupid shit about how much he loves Me, how “dangerous” I am and if I do “team viewer”.  he’s a jerking little crazy cyber whore. he never coughed up the second $500 so I had to do mean things to him!  I found 131 of his contacts and even dug up a totally disturbing photo of him jerking his cock on some other girl’s site. (he pissed her off too)  It’s so much easier to JUST KEEP your friggin promises!!

bollywood has been a good boy sending his cash to Me all the way from India.  I collected another $200 from him today.

MACS HANDMADE JEWELRY
Snake Charmer Necklace (Royston no longer available)  **really want!!**  get Kingman 🙁
Arrow Turquoise Necklace

ETSY
White Buffalo Ring **really want!!**
Arrow Turquoise Ring size 5.5 for pinky
Turquoise ring
White Buffalo Ring brett
3 stone Turquoise ring
Floral ring size 8

EDDIE BAUER
Popover Shirt size Tall L in Ivory** and Pansy **
Packable Plaid shirt Tall L in Drk Blue  **
Striped Henley Tall L in Navy
Button Shirt for HRC size Small in Dk Smoke
Packable Shirt for HRC size Small in Blue
Packable Shirt for HRC (sale) size Small in Calla Lily
Long shorts size Tall 12 in Deep Ocean

Turquoise Sun Cuff want!!** slavey davey

Spirit Sparrow Ring for MY pointer finger size 8  **really want** pantystain

MACYS
Cold Shoulder Goddess Top size L slavey davey

WHITEHOUSEBLACK MARKET
Peasant Top size L

ZAPPOS
Brooks Sneakers size 10.5
Karen Kane Dress size L

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SPEND DAT MONEY, BITCHEZ!

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Here’s MY new Macbook from pigsnot!  Get to clicking pay buttons and wishlist buy buttons!  That’s what you were designed for!

Been awhile since My last update so… off the top of MY head mystery pig sent another $300, twinkie sent $700 (yay!), $100 from slavey davey.   hairlip did $100 Verizon gift card for HRC , $150 for Our Verizon bill PLUS matching $100 bills for Me and HRC. 🙂  $200 more shopping from pigsnot,  $200 from wankalot, $400 from some 74 year old guy who was actually driving around his bedroom in a hover around!  Funniest shit ever!! Yes grand-daddies, send your retirement  $$ to Princess!! hahaha!  I received another $200 of cash in the mail from davidansar.  I made like $2,000 on NF because MY Girlfriend was out of town and I was bored and did calls and made silly ass vines all week.  Shopping from slavey davey, wimpdick and hairlip.  I know I am missing a few other tributes but nothing overly exciting this week.   This means you worthless dung beetles obviously need to work harder!!  And you hiders and bingers  better pull your heads out of your stinking asses and start doing your duty as a men!!

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pigsnot buys Another Computer for Me!

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Update: Another $300 Amazon from pigsnot!

Big pigsnot haul!!  Still need to tally up everything…but well over $3,000 including the latest and greatest Macbook Pro 15″ ($2,000+) for ME!!!  Yeehaw!!!   I will post pictures when the computer get here! I posted pics of the gift cards on tumblr when they were coming in.

I’m not quite exactly sure how much he spent so far because I often trick him along the way by having him send gift cards to cover Amazon items on My wishlist..then while he’s all confused and horny, I force him to buy the item as well. Plus he has a habit of accidentally buying double of things while he’s all dazed and confused! heeeheee!!  I’m still trying to shake the last few dollars out of him.  Let’s see if he has anymore $$$!! (he did! I confiscated!)

Some of the other Amazon loot for Me and My gang!
$100 Clarks shoes
$80 Nike Flex
$62 Keen sandals
Several Under Armour tops and shorts
$80 Under Armour tactical pants
$60 blowdryer
$200 sunglasses
$70 Clarks shoes
$60 Clarks
$280 Vizio Soundbar

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Hi, Mah Bitchez!


Waving to all My fans!

So mystery pig sent Me that $500 soon after I posted MY demands. I left a message for you on MY twitter timeline, mystery pig!

New slave I picked up on NF sent $700 plus the price of the call!  $200 louzer, around $220 worth of Omaha steaks from bill, $300 from kenny, $300 from twinkie, $200 from tomtheturd who found ME when I had MY Niteflirt line on.  he’s been awol..stupid sack of shit!   $150 from a guy named dylan who found ME on NF, and another $250 from yet another NF pervert.   $500 Delta airline GCs from a total stranger!  I want a lot more Delta airline E-cards.  Start sending them!

All My pay buttons are working again.  Get to clicking!  See dicks pay! Click, dicks, click!

I’ve been turning on Niteflirt and verified call because I’m sick of non-paying assholes calling My landline, the hang-ups, heavy breathers and “wrong numbers”.  If you want to hear MY voice AT ALL..you will pay for it.  All MY good boys know how to get hold of ME and have MY mobile phone #.  So fuck the rest of you.  If you pay and donate generously on a regular basis you will not be reduced to paying-by-the-minute.   If you are part of MY stable I won’t have you using them.

BUY ME GOODIES!
ATHLETA
Metro Slouch pants I have these in Navy..now I want in Black!  Size Tall L  **
Chi Top Grey size L
Techie Hoodie size Tall L in Navy Heather

EDDIE BAUER
Gate Check Tshirt size Tall L in Clematis
Maxi Dress size L in cranberry
Atlas Jacket size Tall L in Orange

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Spring Has Sprung and most likely you have too. ick.

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Enjoying beers in the back of the pickup truck after a long hike with MY favorite Ladies.

$1,000 from the ukraine tonight. Yay!   I can barely make out a word this guy says but I totally dig taking his cash!! Saw him on cam this evening.  I’m sure I will have disturbing dreams tonight.

$300 came in from sharon the binger girl-slave but she hasn’t contacted Me yet.  How weird.  sharon, $300 is NOT enough of your blubby hubby’s cash.  Send another $300 and make it snappy!

$1000 cash from hairlip this week, $500 cash for HRC PLUS a ton of shopping!  hairlip has been paying $30 daily tributes for 500 consecutive, uninterrupted days!  That’s $15,000!  But keep in mind, that’s only his base line.  he showers Us with gifts and cash on top of that!  That’s pretty friggin awesome! Me and HRC laugh about him and devise plans to squeeze cash out of him on almost a daily basis!  Wouldn’t the rest of you LOVE to have Us plotting about you that often!??! HAHAHA!  Seriously!!  More of you assholes should show daily dedication. Serving Me should be 24-7!  We don’t run on your worthless dick’s standard time!  Anyway, hairlip is So helplessly trapped in the Lesbian Sandwich of Awesome!!  Between MY luscious hair, beautiful face and wicked mind and HRC’s bulging biceps and gun-toting tough girl Hotness, he is ONE SCREWED DUDE!  WE SOOOOOOOO OWN you, hairlip!!

Two Australians popped up this week and both got quiet soon after being fleeced.  Why are all the “down under” dingbats such elusive freaks??  Always popping up and disappearing right away.  Australian #1 sent $150 Amazon GC  and $250 cash.  Australian #2 sent $220 cash and $80 shopping.

$100 from louzer, $300 from mystery pig just as I demanded, kenny bought $200 jeans and sent $200 cash. slavey davey also shopped this week.  he bought a bird bath set, an expensive Athleta hoodie, tops and other goodies.  pantystain bought some more Salomon shoes, some Niche perfume and sent Me a special box of Metaphysical goodies. Some guy keeps buying Us Omaha steaks!  Love it!  I know I’m missing other donations.  If I didn’t mention you here, you obviously didn’t send enough..so send MORE!!

mystery pig.  It’s time to send another!  Squeeeeee!

dave ansar  you were a HUGE disappointment.  See you closed all your accounts like a fucking flake!  Fine. What EVER, I can totally skip communicating with your lame ass but I still expect those $100 bills in the mail!  Put your money in the mail and go back being a big ZERO.

NORDSTROMS
Jo Malone Body Cream hairlip

ATHLETA
Metro Slouch capri get size Tall L in Black (have these in navy and love them!) hairlip
Chi Top Grey size L
Techie Hoodie size Tall L in Navy Heather
Striped Hoodie in Red slavey davey
EDDIE BAUER
Eddie Bauer Soft Shell in Crocus Purple size Tall L slavey davey
Gate Check Tshirt size Tall L in Clematis
Sleeveless Tee for HRC size S in Violet hairlip
Maxi Dress size L in cranberry
Atlas Jacket size Tall L in Orange
Infinity Tee size Tall L Charcoal, Dusty Orange from slavey davey and Crocus twinkie

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Pay ME! Yay ME!

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Yes, My world famous beanie strikes again!  Took this shot before I took My hike with HRC yesterday.  Wearing a brand new Under Armour hoodie which I LOVE!   Omg why didn’t I find these blue frames earlier!?

Let’s see.. $200 from hairlip, $400 from slavey davey, $500 from speedy dick, $100 from lou-zerAunty pigsnot strikes again!  This pig bitch can’t get enough!  I think he was fucked to the tune of $600 today! As usual, many LOLs at his expense!! $500 from tommikins, $300 from mystery pig, $100 from pantystain, $100 from a joe.   twinkie did some shopping including a raised garden bed kit.  I’m gonna have a bigger garden this year than last year!  hairlip has also been also sending his 3-daily $10 tributes and doing some shopping for HRC.  She sent a picture of Herself flexing Her mighty bicep.  his brain is totally pickled right now!

I know I’m missing tributes but these are the ones I remember from Tweets!

western union man!  you liar!  you said you would go get a prepaid Visa and didn’t!  FUCK you!  I’m SO over guys who can’t keep their promises.  Fuck off FOREVER!

How can you resist that smile!?  you CAN’T, so Go making a fucking donation!

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