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mystery pig!! ENDLESS amusement!!

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Hi asswipes!  Been in a very good mood lately.  lesbian’s power shopper has been spoiling Me DAILY!  he has spent at least $100 every day since he started serving again.  All you bitchboys should be doing this!  Usually he spends more than $100 a day!  I am so pleased!  We received this awesome lightweight backpacking tent this week. It’s really nice!  he also sent $100 Ancestry tree gift card which I’ve been enjoying.  I’ve been working on that obsessively since I got My subscription.

mystery pig has been upping his secret tributes!  he has sent another $1000 of cash!  he still has NEVER replied to ME. I sent him an email instructing him to use another payment system and he followed MY directions..but he never emailed back. HAHAHAHAHAHA!  he’s been sending fat donations so regularly lately that when I look at MY phone and scream “Yahoooo! Mothafucka!!” My GF says, “mystery pig??!”  mystery pig, I have a confession to make.  I THINK I AM IN LOVE with your CASH!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!

$400 just came in from toejam.  he is begging to buy the dust from MY electric Amopé  footfile.  $500 foot dust Clearance sale!  It’s like a BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL or something!  Send $500 for it before I change MY mind.

Another $200 from lou-zer 🙂  $150 from baby schwein
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We actually had to wear long sleeves shirts on Our bike ride today.  Time for FALL SHOPPING!  Ya know how I love Fall!  Leather jackets, boots, vests and beanies!!    Will be updating MY shopping list here.

 

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Perfection to Infinity!!!

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And then compare this to My minions.  HAHA  doomed brit is such a fucking loser!
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New Wishes
Cache
Colbalt Dress  Want this beauty asap!
Corset Dress  yay! slavey davey
Red Dress

Etsy
OMG!  These are expensive but I love so!  Opal Pendant!  Another Opal Pendant.

Sephora
This is My new Holy Grail Eyebrow powder.  Need one more for MY purse! Get Motto. hairlip and slavey davey

Mac
Skinfinish in Light Plus

Zappos
Tribute Hudson Jean
Foley Hudson Jean

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Paying Princess on slavegirl’s hubby’s creditcard!

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Paying Princess on slavegirl's hubby's creditcard!

Sharon wound up gifting Me a total of $2,400 of Her hubby’s hard-earned cash.  Sharon doesn’t work.  I like the idea of her staying home while he works,  spending his money on Me.  I intend to get MORE of it in the future.  While other stay-at-home wives are home watching Rachel Ray, Sharon will be compulsively sending her/hubby’s cash to Me and masturbating to lesbian pornography and staring at My photos.  Real lesbian porno. No fake tits and slutty Hollywood girls slapping dildos in each other faces and faking the orgasms for male viewers.  She’s watching real lesbian erotica.  We just ordered Her a new pink rabbit sextoy that she gets to call Princess.  WilyGPrincess — her new BFF.  Hell, I need more unhappy housewives married to small-dick men.all paying Me with their hubbies’ credit cards!  This shit is fun!

pantystain has done a little shopping lately.  he got Me a few blouses, a book, cosmetics and some other stuff I forgot.

$400 from twinkie

All you lurkers: IT’s TIME!

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pigsnot! Shopping slave addict makes contact!

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pigsnot! Shopping slave addict makes contact!

Guess who just called?  pigsnot!  he said he can’t shop right now..but he will do his best to start again!  I’m adding some big $$ items to My wishlist because the longer he stares at them..sitting there..waiting for him.his name written next to the items.”pigsnot shop!”..the stiffer his grisly old man dick gets and the faster he starts popping those credit cards out!  I think I’m going to add a $200 juicer to MY wishlist..Stevie has Me talked into trying juicin’.  Such a gross term though.  Start dipping into your savings and your retirement!! It all really belongs to US, pigsnot!  The Bitch Queens are ready to ride your credit card like a platinum pony!  Yeeeehaw MothaFuckas!  We want to spend all your Buckarooooooos! I am convinced that Me and Stevie magically conjured up pigsnot last night by discussing whether or not he would be back for more shopping..and if so.whatever would we add to our wishlists now?? hahaha!  Very next day..he’s sniffing around like a desperate little doggy. Oh..stewy just sent $50 donation.  Pinch Me.  Yeah, that was exciting. Condoms with teeth I hope they start selling these to chicks in the US! I’m sure all your wives wish they had one for your pin dicks  . Speaking of teeth..I got My teeth Zoomed yesterday.  Holy Fuckoly!!  I have gotten other teeth whitening in the past..but they were kinda like Zoom.but like in the mall.  I thought they were the same as Zoom.but they certainly aren’t quite the same.  This was the $600 Zoom at your dentist..(but I got it cheaper with a coupon–look at Me be frugal for once!).  Anyway..My teeth are Krazy with a K WHITE!! The whitest white on the chart now. But it fucking was surreal how sensitive MY teeth were for hours afterwards.  It still gives Me shocks from ice drinks or hot drinks!  OWWWWW!!  It would be sweet to force one of you bastards to go through 2 full sessions of Zoom, one right after another.  It would be the cruelest torture EVER.  I can’t imagine going through EIGHT 15 minute sessions of that shit in a row!!

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cashcow pigsnot gets hardcore milking!

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cashcow pigsnot gets hardcore milking!

Noticed that simon sent $200 a few days ago I didn’t notice until now.  Just got $400

pigsnot I put the wrong TV on MY list! boohoo!! If there is any way possible see if you can cancel it and get THIS ONE instead!  If not, I will exchange it for that one. 🙁 boo!  Send ME a message here and let Me know if you could cancel and re-order or not.  They better send ME a fucking packing slip!

pigsnot watch 12:04 a.m.  Looks like after the first shopping sprees and repurchases of items that didn’t come first try, he has now done another $6,000 worth of NEW shopping!  What have the rest of you numbnuts done for Me lately???  pigsnot!! you still out there, you liquored up loser?? I hope so! I also hope they are still letting you use your card!!  We are still managing to find things we don’t have already on amazon!  We are replenishing our wishlist!

pigsnot watch 10:35 p.m.  Software, Dyson Fan and Ipod Nano purchased!  I’ll tally up our spoils again!

pigsnot watch 10:20 p.m.  piggy’s emails keep getting more difficult to understand because he is sooo boozed up!  you still owe Me a Dyson fan, a few pair of shoes and the Dreamweaver software!!  We are keeping track, pussypig!

pigsnot watch 8:10 p.m He got My tv!!  he’s drinking!  Looks like we are DEFINITELY staying in for the evening!

pigsnot watch! Oooh somebody is online right this second, punching the the BUY button!  We might even stay in on a Friday night just so we can keep updating our greedy wishlists!  Are you going to be home alone and wimpified tonight, piggy snot boy??  Would you like to have a little Friday date-night with sweet Stevie and precious Princess??  Perhaps Me and Her will hang around in our jamjams, drinking wine at Her house, while perusing amazon on our two adorable matching Mac Baby Airbooks while you sit there far far away somewhere over the internet with your little pud pounding in your piggy panties, spending THOUSANDS of more dollars on Us??  Whatcha say, dumdum?

Update: Go pigsnot! Go!  Get the TV! Get the TV!  Stop skipping it over!  you know you will cave soon, anyway!  HA! Don’t stop shopping! yaay!  So far I think I see around $2,800 purchased between our two outrageous wishlists! We keep watching items disappearing and it’s making us drunk on our own AWESOMENESS!  hahahaha!

WE ROCK!

Got My Soundsticks III computer speakers set up!  They sound great! It’s soo easy to get everything working with My Macs.  Everything networked so effortlessly.

pigsnot is still buying occasional gifts!  Both of us updated our lists and expect those items to disappear!  Both of us are ready to SPANK dat wallet again!  I reeeally want that TV.  Make it happen!  I’ve added the Apple Protection to MY list and some software for MY new computers! We’ve added some matching items, as well.  Double your credit card debt, Double OUR FUN! Put your porky snout to the floor and start SQUEEEEEALING!

Cash to pay for Our matching Ipad 2’s can be sent to:
SIERRA HORIZONS 6478 Winchester Blvd #901 Canal Winchester OH  43110  Send $1400 just to be safe. 🙂  Stevie and I are planning another night out on the town next week.   This means photo opportunities!  Perhaps if we are inspired deeply by a thoroughly RAVAGED amazon wishlist, We will take some creative shots especially for our personal shopping sow!  Wouldn’t that be a treat for our lil porkchop?

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