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Valentine’s Treats for your Sweety!

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl. Get Us gift cards for it!

Update: $1,000 from sissy tommikins!! The pictures I sent of Us on hockey night were just too amazing! he caved and immediately paid! yaaaay!!

screwy stewy I sent you the email for the email I want you to send the cash to. That other email is no longer active, so make sure not to send to it.

screwy stewy: My framed art showed up today! LOVE IT! I also decided to send back 2 of the 3 cast iron candle holders you got Me. They were WAY bigger than I imagined. Hopefully Amazon will give ME the credit. This return was a bit different, because it was such a big box. Keep an eye on your credit card statement and if you get any amazon refunds let ME know, so you can quickly compensate Me!

Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day! Since I started totally ignoring My birthdays, this is now MY Holiday. My sweety took the day off and we will be spending it together. Wining, dining..and other ing words you are not even allowed to think about. you will all stay close to your computers sending Me your cash or shopping MY wishlist and fulfilling MY every heart’s desire. Feel free to fuel your desire for Me with liquor as you click pay buttons and max your credit cards! **Pinky wave!**

fagarina! Did you buy your new wig yet, you flaming fairy berry?

–WISHLIST
I can’t get enough of Etsy and it’s one-of-kind items. Also.I try to choose items made from Females. So your money goes to an artistic Woman and I get the item I want!
Infinite Beauty Knick-knack
Mermaid Box
Magic Knick-knack

MY AMAZON WISHLIST

Send your $ LOVE $ to your Bitchy Valentine!

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Another $800 from sissy tommikins!! The adult bookstore had a porn star there signing DVD’s so they had the booths chained off. No dick for tommikins tonight. he’s so sad. he’s sniffing the pits on MY dress to cheer himself up! We just added up tommikins’ donations for the last 30 days. he sent $7,600!!! Funniest thing!? his fairy wand was hard as a rock as I rattled off the amounts and he entered them in his calculator! hahahaha!

pantystain also has been hitting My wishlist! Way to go, boys! I finally got his package sent off to him. I’m sure he’ll be running back to paypal as soon as he smells My perfume!

toiletbrush! Valentine’s Day is coming. Contact ME, I want more flowers!

Princess fan Email ME about the WHBM return. Did they send MY gift card to Me?

fatmac just bought My sister V the Great a new $300 phone. haha! his head is always spinning in 10 directions trying to serve My entire Posse.

senor doggy’s day of shopping and spending FUN!

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Me and senor doggy had a blast today! he sent $300 via MY website. $300 Venmo pay and spent around $550 shopping. 🙂 All while under the influence of copious amounts of tequila!! For his reward he got to eat up a warm cream palm-pie. he pretty much cleaned out My Cache wishes, but don’t worry! I still want lots more fall fashion items!

Be sure to sign up for Venmo! This is a quick and easy way to pay ME from your cell phone. Also they have instant account verification so you can start sending your cash ASAP!

Oh pigsnot, popped up to remind ME that he was “quitting” Me. (sha right!) Before he signed off, he did manage to buy those 3 bicycle mounts. haha! he will not quit for long! How can he? I am FAR TOO deliciously beautiful to try to resist!

$200 worth of amazon goodies from MY wishlist from twinkie. $600 cashola from the ukraine.

Boston Proper Wishes Buy Buy Buy!!!
Cut Out Sexy Sweater size L in black on backorder but want anyway. Buy it now!
Banded Cardigan size L
Signature Cardigan size M in Red
Cold Shoulder Sweater size L

Black Cache Sweater size L senor doggy
Paisley Top senor doggy size L senor doggy
Leopard Sweater size L senor doggy
Cut Sleeve Sweater size L senor doggy
Floral Swirl dress size 12 senor doggy
Paisley top size L senor doggy
Foil Animal Dress size L (Might take pics in this one if I like the fit) daniel

The Face That Launched a Thousand Bankruptsies

shitenstein gets his wallet raped for $1500!

Seriously. men are fucking stupid.

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So we went out for a few drinks last night at a quiet little dive bar. A slow night, just going to pop in for a few beers and leave. This completely lame-O looking guy is sitting across the bar ogling ME and giving ME strange googley soft-eyes like a girl. Seriously, he was blushing and batting his hillybilly eyes! he was so fricking fug! I mean, really! I am going to slam and reject GOOD-looking guys who hit on ME..but I can kinda understand an attractive man getting the balls up to hit on Me. he is going to be shot-down all the same, but I can kinda wrap My mind around why he thinks he can get away with it. But this fucker!? WTF? This doughy-faced, plumpish, shortish, redneckish loser actually sent the bartender over to ask for MY number. She goes, “My friend Joe wants to know if he can have your phone #.” Little fucker didn’t even offer drinks in exchange for a cruel brush-off! I am so amazed that this absolutely unattractive freak even has the audacity to dream such lofty dreams, to have such delusions of grandeur..that all I can first manage to get out of My mouth is “waaaaaah-WAAAAH-what!?!?!?!?” She points at him..he smiles sheepishly. Me and MY friends look bewildered at each other. Like I am truly DUMBFOUNDED! This little mini-sasquatch really thinks he has a chance in hell? We LAUGH!” I mean..WE LAUGH so fucking loud, My friend nearly spins off the red lounge chair She’s sitting on. I loudly say, “Are you kidding ME!?!? Are you FUCKING kidding ME?!?” Our laughter FILLS the room.and a few other single women join in with us hooting and laughing! The world’s tiniest sasquatch immediately left his “generous” dollar tip to the bartender and quickly exited the bar. Jeeeezus fucking christ!

Update: Did I say weak loser sent $~~350~~? I meant $750! 🙂 his total keeps creeping up

Business as normal, bitchboys. Time to SHOP. Should be in most of the weekend. I have a huge landscaping project taking place and will be here overseeing the work! So I will be at home and able to screw with your minds and fuck with your wallets!

$300 came yesterday in the mail from fagarina. I LOVE crispy $100 bills! weak loser just sent $350 a second ago. I think today is wimpdick’s payday! yahoo!

Look Into My Eyes and Obey! Financial Fuckery awaits you.

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Kinda similar to the other one, but pretty! I do wish that one little hair on My forehead wasn’t there messing up My perfect shot.

If you owe ME $1,000 penalty fee and an apology for being a liar, asshole or rude-ass mother fucker..I suggest you pay it, because this is the face that will haunt you for the rest of your life and the Woman who will IGNORE you for the REST of you worthless existence. Believe Me, disappointing or offending Me is the first step to a life of disaster and loneliness. If you are responsible for erasing that radiant smile from MY face for just one, single moment in time..you have failed as both a sub and a man. I suggest you remedy the situation before dooming yourself to a very empty life without ME.

sissy tommikins! All your prezzies got here! $300 purse, lawnmower and the Naked 2 Eyeshadow! LOVE IT ALL!

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