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lesbian’s power shopper

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lesbian’s power shopper has been doing something every day to please ME since he’s been back!    Yesterday he bought Us $200 Verizon gift card and sent $150 Amazon gift cards.  Today he bought this jacket, a hammock and a few smaller items!  The last few days he also sent $100 for ancestry DNA test for MY Mom, paid $1,000 cash, $350 Cabela’s cards and so many awesome gifts!!!  Every day used to please PRINCESS ALMIGHTY is a day worth living.

I tweeted this and just a few hours later mystery pig sent $500 tribute and no reply.  Ahhhh, you don’t know how much this tickles Me!   I’m so damned good at this!

$500 from tommikins!  he only got one dick that night but I’m sending him out soon to hunt more dick! $300 from mrbot.  Been making mrobot put out gay adds on craigslist.  Uploading cocksucking programs into his hard-drive while he cries incessantly. Teehee  Tweaking his robot brain for funsies!   Another $200 from louzer. (Keep up the good work, louzer.  Remember lou-lou, disappointing PRINCESS is far worse than disappointing your little family)   $200 from My baby schwein from Germany.

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Striped Henley Tall L in Navy
Henley size L Tall in Drk Azure

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Cold Shoulder Top Size L in Ink Heather slavey davey

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paypig conga line!!

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Everyone is falling off the wagon!!  The last few days has been a steady stream of weaklings crawling to Me on their knees and offering their wallets!

First let’s talk about lesbian power shopper!  he used to serve long ago..well now  he’s back and in the zone!  he has spent SOOO much!!!    he sent $300 cash.  Today he bought $400 Cabela gift cards!  he TOTALLY cleaned MY wishlist up!  I’ve posted a tally here.   It’s been FUCKING AWESOME!!!  Boxes are stacked high at MY door every day!   We scored some bad ass camping and backpacking gear!!  Nothing rocks My world as much an EPIC WALLET RAPE!!!  We’ve been bouncing around the house in total glee!!
We interrupt this blog post to bring you this important message.

I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

tom the turd got in on the fun too and bought $200 of SouthWest gift cards and some heavy duty mudflaps for the truck!  A brand new german guy sent $200 and bought $50 Cabela’s card. Then lo and behold,  louz-er sent this email “Everyone was having so much fun falling off the wagon but I was right at my credit limit. Woot! Increase request accepted. Thank You, Princess!”  accompanied with a $500 donation!   Oooh isn’t this fun!??!   Who’s next!?!?!  Pay your $500 admission fee and let the $buck$-fucking begin!

Oh and let’s not forget the nice little $100 bill I got in the mail today from david.  you better have the next one in the mail as planned.

hairlip…you are behind!  The HOLY LESBIAN TRINITY are not pleased with you right now.  3 pair of angry eyes are upon you!

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Living the Life!

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UPDATE!! After the last time speedydick sent $500 after falling off the wagon several times, he sent ME this gem.  Yes, “quitting ME” by text yet again and begging ME to help him quit his additive behaviors.  Boohoo whatever will I do?  I knew he’d be back..but he didn’t even manage to stay away a MONTH even!   Today he sent ANOTHER $500 and immediately quit ME again. MUAHAHAHAHA!  Since the wagon is warmed up…I guess it’s time for more wagon rides!!  Who’s next to fall off the wagon?!  Again, admission is only $500!

A slave from years ago reemerged.  he went on a total Amazon shopping spree!!  he bought a SHIT ton of hiking and backpacking gear off My  wishlist!  he also sent Me a $500 gift card directly from SouthWest plus $400 worth of SouthWest gift cards from Amazon.  Will post pics and tally up all the shopping when the stuff start arriving!  Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
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Keep shopping My wishlist, man-pets.  Here I am wearing some of the goodies you boys bought from Eddie Bauer.  Top from twinkie and jacket from slavey davey.

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I’m already thinking about Our next vacation.  I’m thinking Wyoming or Colorado.  Who wants to fund the entire thing?  There is nothing better than witnessing Me enjoying a vacation funded solely by you!  Haven’t tried it!?  Oh you should!

Guess who sent yet another $500 donation!?  mystery pig!  These $500 donations from My secret admirer totally thrill Me!  Keep them coming, My mysterious cash cow!  amsterdam ham just sent $600. Very good. 🙂  $300 from a guy named john from Boston, $200 NF donations from alan,  $100 from an indian asshole.

 

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BEST VACATION EVER!!

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pigsnot!  We are adding new stuff for you to buy!  Mainly hiking gear.  We had such a great time hiking that We are planning to do start doing more serious hiking.  Get your wallet out, you filthy sow!
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Keep paying while We are playing!

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Stamped Stacker Cuff size L slavey davey

EDDIE BAUER
Atlas jacket on sale! ** size Tall L in Loden  slavey davey
Popover Shirt size Tall L in Ivory** and Pansy ** slavey davey

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Cold Shoulder Top Size L in Ink Heather
Embroidered Top size L

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$2000 Binger from pigsnot!

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auntie pigsnot is at it again!  So far $2,250 worth of Amazon gifts and gift cards for Me and My posse!  The Girls LOVE when auntie comes out to play!  Don’t you wish We were as excited to hear from you?!

I’m wearing a dress that came from twinkie.  Both pairs of denim shorts fit too and he bought Me an awesome Arrow necklace from Etsy.  Will post photo later!

sissy jason sent $300 last night.  hahaha! you are so DISGUSTING jason!  jason likes to call and squeal, “i’m a little girl!  i’m a little girl!”  What a total freak!

omg..I almost forgot.  I finally got, wimpdick’s chastity key in the mail.  Check out this little video of him crying in his chastity device! hahahaha!  So fucking amusing!  I should have locked his ass up years ago.  he’s so attentive when his dingaling is under lock and key.  he’s been buying a slew of little amazon gifts.  I also took over his netflix streaming account and We are using it.  he can see everything We watch and I’m sure it excites him to no end.

Then that fucking mother fucker drunk tom.  he sends $500 and says he’s going to send another $500 and and doesn’t!  Then he keeps saying stupid shit about how much he loves Me, how “dangerous” I am and if I do “team viewer”.  he’s a jerking little crazy cyber whore. he never coughed up the second $500 so I had to do mean things to him!  I found 131 of his contacts and even dug up a totally disturbing photo of him jerking his cock on some other girl’s site. (he pissed her off too)  It’s so much easier to JUST KEEP your friggin promises!!

bollywood has been a good boy sending his cash to Me all the way from India.  I collected another $200 from him today.

MACS HANDMADE JEWELRY
Snake Charmer Necklace (Royston no longer available)  **really want!!**  get Kingman 🙁
Arrow Turquoise Necklace

ETSY
White Buffalo Ring **really want!!**
Arrow Turquoise Ring size 5.5 for pinky
Turquoise ring
White Buffalo Ring brett
3 stone Turquoise ring
Floral ring size 8

EDDIE BAUER
Popover Shirt size Tall L in Ivory** and Pansy **
Packable Plaid shirt Tall L in Drk Blue  **
Striped Henley Tall L in Navy
Button Shirt for HRC size Small in Dk Smoke
Packable Shirt for HRC size Small in Blue
Packable Shirt for HRC (sale) size Small in Calla Lily
Long shorts size Tall 12 in Deep Ocean

Turquoise Sun Cuff want!!** slavey davey

Spirit Sparrow Ring for MY pointer finger size 8  **really want** pantystain

MACYS
Cold Shoulder Goddess Top size L slavey davey

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Peasant Top size L

ZAPPOS
Brooks Sneakers size 10.5
Karen Kane Dress size L

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We’re Back!

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Hi boys, back from Our little camping trip.  Nothing is better than collecting cash while I’m sitting back relaxing.  you boys paying while I’m playing!  Really how it should always be, don’t you agree?? Monday I collected $1000 from tributes while cat-fishing. mystery pig $300, robbie $300, terrance $300, $100 anonymous.  I came home to boxes stacked sky high on My front porch!  I also found a new butterfly bush, peony plant and a crawling rose planted in MY yard and a freshly mowed lawn from MY local slave.    he also left Me some farm fresh eggs since I made him set up a chicken coop and start raising a few chickens to keep Us stocked with organic eggs.  he gets all the poop…We get all the eggs.
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It was rainy and chilly most of the time but Me and HRC still had a blast and caught a lot of fish.

speedydick I got your IM but I wasn’t home.  Text Me because yahoo messenger hasn’t been forwarding to MY mobile phone like it used to. 🙁  Send Me $500! I know you want to!  Then back to looking at gay porn!!  Welcome to the World of HOMOSEXUALITY!

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SPEND DAT MONEY, BITCHEZ!

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Here’s MY new Macbook from pigsnot!  Get to clicking pay buttons and wishlist buy buttons!  That’s what you were designed for!

Been awhile since My last update so… off the top of MY head mystery pig sent another $300, twinkie sent $700 (yay!), $100 from slavey davey.   hairlip did $100 Verizon gift card for HRC , $150 for Our Verizon bill PLUS matching $100 bills for Me and HRC. 🙂  $200 more shopping from pigsnot,  $200 from wankalot, $400 from some 74 year old guy who was actually driving around his bedroom in a hover around!  Funniest shit ever!! Yes grand-daddies, send your retirement  $$ to Princess!! hahaha!  I received another $200 of cash in the mail from davidansar.  I made like $2,000 on NF because MY Girlfriend was out of town and I was bored and did calls and made silly ass vines all week.  Shopping from slavey davey, wimpdick and hairlip.  I know I am missing a few other tributes but nothing overly exciting this week.   This means you worthless dung beetles obviously need to work harder!!  And you hiders and bingers  better pull your heads out of your stinking asses and start doing your duty as a men!!

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