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The paypal fairies sprinkle ME with $$$$!

The paypal fairies sprinkle ME with $$$$!

Update:  tommikins sent $1,000 total!  he was dying to diddle his dinky and couldn’t resist, even though he totally couldn’t afford it!  Took like 7 seconds! hahahaha!

sissy tommikins had to take a break for a few weeks and straighten himself financially after MY last wallet thumping! I rode that credit card like a regular buckaroo!!   Tonight I fleeced the fagalicous cock-fluffer sissy tommikins out of $500 .  he sucked 4 dicks in a row to celebrate!  If he sends another $500 tonight I will let him pet his pickle.  If he can’t afford it, he will just have to suffer and hold all that sissy syrup  in until he can! hahaha!
Dear Princess,
Your tommikins could not wait any longer!  The photo at the bar of You and Her Royal Copness sent me over the edge! You sent the pic to me weeks ago over time it destroyed me!  Your power, Princess!!!  I just went straight to the video store and sucked four cocks for You!  In tribute to You in addition to paypal, Princess!  I sucked three thru the gloryhole and one in the booth.  The first three were all within 15 minutes all average size and cum time  One after the other and very predictable.  Number four was orgasmic! A confident guy who strolled right in my booth, locked the door and unzipped. Awesome, muscular, raging cock. Shoved it in my face and mouth for at least another 15 minutes.  He rubbed my panties but I am saving myself for You, Princess.  The first and third cocks jerked off.  Two and four came in Your tommikins’ mouth!!!   All because I love You, Princess!

Speaking of paypal fairies!  fagarella sent $325.  What a loser.  I’m sending his loser ass out to the beauty salon to get his legs waxed and his toes painted all red and glittery.

fatmac paid for MY manicure this week and also bought HRC a great pair of boots and a leather belt from My amazon wishlist.   We just text him our demands whenever We get the urge and fatty fetches!

twinkie sent $500 and bought a few items on MY wishlist too.   Going back to enjoy My lazy sunday.

 

 

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Need re-programming? It’s time to erase your hard-drive!

Need re-programming?  It's time to erase your hard-drive!

mrobot had a little glitch for a few months and was not answering Me when I sent command files to him!  BAD ROBOT!  I am now re-tweaking him and wiping his old files and updating his systems!  mrobot is PROGRAMMED to pay!  mrobot is PROGRAMMED to obey!  I know you are reading this mrobot. hahaha!  I got $400 from him and he is now busily writing 500 sentences to help clear his brain of the thoughts of the man he once was.  john is dead and has been replaced with mrobot!  john has been completely PURGED from your system!

gayson the quickest wank in the West just called and dropped $500 at My feet.  he blew his load as soon as I ran his card for the amount.   What a fucking LOSER! muahahahaha!

BOOTS!! Motorcycle helmets and tough chick shoes!

See that back wall used to be unfinished.  The bead-board spruced it up.  The paint is actually crazy bright yellow.for some reason it looked orangey in the photo.  Still have to put one more coat of paint on the bead-board though.  This is My laundry-room/mud room/boot closet.  Keep in mind this is just My FAVORITE boots. I have scads of shelves and closets of lesser worn boots.  you can also see some of MY motorcycle helmets and MC walky-talky stuff in the photo. There’s 2 more shelves of boots on this wall that wouldnt fit in the photo. HAHA! There is a closet in this room chock full of leather jackets, chaps, coats and boots boot boots!  All purchased by YOU fucking freaks! Tall boots, short boots, brown boots, black boots, biker boots, dress boots, hiking boots.  I heart boots!  you are so lucky to serve such a Bad Ass Bitch! Do you see a pair of boots you bought Me in the photo?  Pinch yourself, loser!

Oh I am going to need 2 small framed prints/art for this wall.   Something super bright.  Will be posting them as soon as I spend sometime perusing art websites.

Oh and don’t forget!  I still want this piece for My living room!   Get it! For some reason it calls to Me!! Or you can Paypal Me $330 so I can ship it straight to My home.  Contact ME for the size, frame and matting I want.  I need it pretty large sized.

 

 

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Seriously. men are fucking stupid.

Seriously.  men are fucking stupid.

So we went out for a few drinks last night at a quiet little dive bar.  A slow night, just going to pop in for a few beers and leave.  This completely lame-O looking guy is sitting across the bar ogling ME and giving ME strange googley soft-eyes like a girl. Seriously, he was blushing and batting his hillybilly eyes!  he was so fricking fug!  I mean, really!  I am going to slam and reject GOOD-looking guys who hit on ME..but I can kinda understand an attractive man getting the balls up to hit on Me.  he is going to be shot-down all the same, but I can kinda wrap My mind around why he thinks he can get away with it.  But this fucker!?  WTF?  This doughy-faced, plumpish, shortish, redneckish loser actually sent the bartender over to ask for MY number.  She goes, “My friend Joe wants to know if he can have your phone #.”  Little fucker didn’t even offer drinks in exchange for a cruel brush-off!  I am so amazed that this absolutely unattractive freak even has the audacity to dream such lofty dreams, to have such delusions of grandeur..that all I can first manage to get out of My mouth is “waaaaaah-WAAAAH-what!?!?!?!?”  She points at him..he smiles sheepishly.  Me and MY friends look bewildered at each other.  Like I am truly DUMBFOUNDED!  This little mini-sasquatch really thinks he has a chance in hell?  We LAUGH!”  I mean..WE LAUGH so fucking loud, My friend nearly spins off the red lounge chair She’s sitting on.  I loudly say, “Are you kidding ME!?!?  Are you FUCKING kidding ME?!?”  Our laughter FILLS the room.and a few other single women join in with us hooting and laughing!  The world’s tiniest sasquatch immediately left his “generous” dollar tip to the bartender and quickly exited the bar.  Jeeeezus fucking christ!

Update:  Did I say weak loser sent $350? I meant $750! 🙂  his total keeps creeping up

Business as normal, bitchboys.  Time to SHOP.   Should be in most of the weekend. I have a huge landscaping project taking place and will be here overseeing the work!  So I will be at home and able to screw with your minds and fuck with your wallets!

$300 came yesterday in the  mail from fagarina.  I LOVE crispy $100 bills!   weak loser just sent $350 a second ago.  I think today is wimpdick’s payday!  yahoo!

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sissy tommikins pays big bucks to suck! Pay slave!

sissy tommikins pays big bucks to suck! Pay slave!

sissy tommikins bought Me the leather jacket and My friend the bird feeder.  Then after spending his cash on Us, he did his usual and sucked dick in his favorite seedy adult bookstore. Yay!  Keep in mind, he spent around $700 a few days ago.  What a good little pricklicker he is!  sissy tommikins is definitely one of MY faves.

$500 from the ukraine and I saw his lameness on cam today.  The only thing fuglier than a Made In America dick..is uncircumcised European dick.  ewww.

$300 from someone who claims to be a female..however, until I see her on webcam I will be convinced she is male and she will be treated as such until she proves otherwise.

fatmac sent My friend 3 cool shirts from Buckle.  She LOVES!  Her favorite one is the dark one.  Looks great on Her!

I’ve gotten a request for cigarette photos recently.  I haven’t smoked FOREVER! Maybe 10 years or something.and even then, I wasn’t a regular smoker.  There is no way I will do smoking pictures again.  Cigs and cigarette smoke really grosses Me out now.  So get a new fetish.

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cashcow pigsnot gets hardcore milking!

cashcow pigsnot gets hardcore milking!

Noticed that simon sent $200 a few days ago I didn’t notice until now.  Just got $400

pigsnot I put the wrong TV on MY list! boohoo!! If there is any way possible see if you can cancel it and get THIS ONE instead!  If not, I will exchange it for that one. 🙁 boo!  Send ME a message here and let Me know if you could cancel and re-order or not.  They better send ME a fucking packing slip!

pigsnot watch 12:04 a.m.  Looks like after the first shopping sprees and repurchases of items that didn’t come first try, he has now done another $6,000 worth of NEW shopping!  What have the rest of you numbnuts done for Me lately???  pigsnot!! you still out there, you liquored up loser?? I hope so! I also hope they are still letting you use your card!!  We are still managing to find things we don’t have already on amazon!  We are replenishing our wishlist!

pigsnot watch 10:35 p.m.  Software, Dyson Fan and Ipod Nano purchased!  I’ll tally up our spoils again!

pigsnot watch 10:20 p.m.  piggy’s emails keep getting more difficult to understand because he is sooo boozed up!  you still owe Me a Dyson fan, a few pair of shoes and the Dreamweaver software!!  We are keeping track, pussypig!

pigsnot watch 8:10 p.m He got My tv!!  he’s drinking!  Looks like we are DEFINITELY staying in for the evening!

pigsnot watch! Oooh somebody is online right this second, punching the the BUY button!  We might even stay in on a Friday night just so we can keep updating our greedy wishlists!  Are you going to be home alone and wimpified tonight, piggy snot boy??  Would you like to have a little Friday date-night with sweet Stevie and precious Princess??  Perhaps Me and Her will hang around in our jamjams, drinking wine at Her house, while perusing amazon on our two adorable matching Mac Baby Airbooks while you sit there far far away somewhere over the internet with your little pud pounding in your piggy panties, spending THOUSANDS of more dollars on Us??  Whatcha say, dumdum?

Update: Go pigsnot! Go!  Get the TV! Get the TV!  Stop skipping it over!  you know you will cave soon, anyway!  HA! Don’t stop shopping! yaay!  So far I think I see around $2,800 purchased between our two outrageous wishlists! We keep watching items disappearing and it’s making us drunk on our own AWESOMENESS!  hahahaha!

WE ROCK!

Got My Soundsticks III computer speakers set up!  They sound great! It’s soo easy to get everything working with My Macs.  Everything networked so effortlessly.

pigsnot is still buying occasional gifts!  Both of us updated our lists and expect those items to disappear!  Both of us are ready to SPANK dat wallet again!  I reeeally want that TV.  Make it happen!  I’ve added the Apple Protection to MY list and some software for MY new computers! We’ve added some matching items, as well.  Double your credit card debt, Double OUR FUN! Put your porky snout to the floor and start SQUEEEEEALING!

Cash to pay for Our matching Ipad 2’s can be sent to:
SIERRA HORIZONS 6478 Winchester Blvd #901 Canal Winchester OH  43110  Send $1400 just to be safe. 🙂  Stevie and I are planning another night out on the town next week.   This means photo opportunities!  Perhaps if we are inspired deeply by a thoroughly RAVAGED amazon wishlist, We will take some creative shots especially for our personal shopping sow!  Wouldn’t that be a treat for our lil porkchop?

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Hot Off The Press

Hot Off The Press

Wearing the dress toiletbrush bought.  toiletbrush you owe ME $5,000 dollars. DON’T even contact Me until you are ready to cough it up.  you are SOOO lucky I even wear your dress. The highheel shoe-ies from stewy most screwy!

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I’ll be adding a few big shots to members. Don’t buy a membership yet if you don’t have one. I am going to try to migrate ccbill to my own merchant account because I finally figured out a way to have password management that works just like ccbill–without the huge ccbill rates.  Yay!  If you have a membership, you’ll be signing up for the new billing shortly.

Been yanking cash from fucks left and right, $500 from pedro, $450 from pathetic wimp,  $300 from sierra’s boy, $1000 from a brand new fuck..is old with yellow teeth and screams really loud when I have him slam his dick and balls in dresser doors..so I think old yeller will be fitting.  $500 from uncle pigfucker, $100 I just discovered from sissy missy, and more more items purchased from stewy including another windows 7 upgrade. 🙂  Logged into my old moneybookers account which has been inactive since they stopped letting europeans send USA money and found $300 sitting in there.

A friend of Mine had to spend a few nights in the hospital, so I was hanging there for a few days which was why I have been a bit hard to get a hold of.  Since I have new photos featuring lots of leg, heels and stockings–I can count on the fact that it’s gonna be a busy week for Me!

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What the hell??  Can My face get any more perfect?  Earrings and necklace by stewey!

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