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Vacation Prezzies from pigsnot. Spoiled Princess!

Vacation Prezzies from pigsnot. Spoiled Princess!

Update: Latest shopping spree total from pigsnot. $4,800 $4,084 $3,800!  hahaha! A 15inch Apple Macbook Pro, another Kindle Fire, a router, another printer and a shitload of Apple accessories!

pigsnot has done a bit of shopping!  he got the  $182 GPS pet tracker for Her Royal Copness, 2 Natori NightGowns for Me (over $200),  $350 Robotic Vacuum system,  $122 Wedge shoes and a $320 Mother of Pearl Jewelry box I have had on MY wishlist for months that I wanted.  This little slime-sow has become more reliable as time has passed.  Before he pretty much binged every few months, but he is coming around more regularly now thanks to My brainwashing.  Time to beef up My Amazon wishlist again!

pantystain, I love those steel blue wedges you ordered! They came today!

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Spoil My Royal Hiney!

Spoil My Royal Hiney!

Not too late to make your WILD WOMEN GO OUT WEST Vacation Donation!  We leave tomorrow!  Not just going to Washington, going to see a few other States as well. Yay!  Wish it was a longer trip!  I’ll have MY mobile phone and MY messengers all forwarded to the phone, so I will be accepted your cash, tributes and prezzies while on My adventure.  SEND THEM and help make this a trip to remember!  Nothing beats getting paid by My minions while I’m enjoying Myself on Vacation. 🙂

Added some items to The Amazon Wishlistpigsnot, I know you’re sniffing around again!  Have a drink and start clicking, slippery little mutant piggy!  Added an GPS pet tracker for Her Royal Copness.  Her dog got out. (Cable guy did it!)  She found Her dog, but it was a huge crisis situation.  So, let’s put a GPS on Her pup so We NEVER have to go through that drama again!

pedro, you owe $500 NOW!

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weak loser gets taken for a spin! moneyslaves you are Mine!

weak loser gets taken for a spin! moneyslaves you are Mine!

Update: Another $500 from sissy tommikins!  Tomorrow he’s going out to suck more dick in the bookstore.  you don’t even understand how many dicks I have made him suck over the years!

weak loser ended the night after doing $925.  That’s the most he’s EVER done in one night.  Read about how weak in the knees he gets while being pinky-wrapped by Me!

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Seriously. men are fucking stupid.

Seriously.  men are fucking stupid.

So we went out for a few drinks last night at a quiet little dive bar.  A slow night, just going to pop in for a few beers and leave.  This completely lame-O looking guy is sitting across the bar ogling ME and giving ME strange googley soft-eyes like a girl. Seriously, he was blushing and batting his hillybilly eyes!  he was so fricking fug!  I mean, really!  I am going to slam and reject GOOD-looking guys who hit on ME..but I can kinda understand an attractive man getting the balls up to hit on Me.  he is going to be shot-down all the same, but I can kinda wrap My mind around why he thinks he can get away with it.  But this fucker!?  WTF?  This doughy-faced, plumpish, shortish, redneckish loser actually sent the bartender over to ask for MY number.  She goes, “My friend Joe wants to know if he can have your phone #.”  Little fucker didn’t even offer drinks in exchange for a cruel brush-off!  I am so amazed that this absolutely unattractive freak even has the audacity to dream such lofty dreams, to have such delusions of grandeur..that all I can first manage to get out of My mouth is “waaaaaah-WAAAAH-what!?!?!?!?”  She points at him..he smiles sheepishly.  Me and MY friends look bewildered at each other.  Like I am truly DUMBFOUNDED!  This little mini-sasquatch really thinks he has a chance in hell?  We LAUGH!”  I mean..WE LAUGH so fucking loud, My friend nearly spins off the red lounge chair She’s sitting on.  I loudly say, “Are you kidding ME!?!?  Are you FUCKING kidding ME?!?”  Our laughter FILLS the room.and a few other single women join in with us hooting and laughing!  The world’s tiniest sasquatch immediately left his “generous” dollar tip to the bartender and quickly exited the bar.  Jeeeezus fucking christ!

Update:  Did I say weak loser sent $350? I meant $750! 🙂  his total keeps creeping up

Business as normal, bitchboys.  Time to SHOP.   Should be in most of the weekend. I have a huge landscaping project taking place and will be here overseeing the work!  So I will be at home and able to screw with your minds and fuck with your wallets!

$300 came yesterday in the  mail from fagarina.  I LOVE crispy $100 bills!   weak loser just sent $350 a second ago.  I think today is wimpdick’s payday!  yahoo!

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Updated Wishlist — Get Busy Buying! Faboo Findom

Updated Wishlist -- Get Busy Buying! Faboo Findom

fatmac sent $170 and amused the fuck out of Me and MY friend today whimpering and pleading on text. haha!

Princess’ new wishes!
Cool Modern Ring size 7 from Etsy!  Guess the ring is still available. Buy it!

Mac Cremesheen Lip Glass  Get color Boy Bait.  It’s the second one on top. fatmac

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Open-shoulder Top size L
Tropical Top size L
Tactical Pants for MY friend.  Get size XS in short! fatmac saw this and purchased within 5minutes of Me posting. haha!  We are laughing at you!

If you shop at Cache I have a coupon code if you spend $125 or more.  Email Me, for it.

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Look Into My Eyes and Obey! Financial Fuckery awaits you.


Kinda similar to the other one, but pretty! I do wish that one little hair on My forehead wasn’t there messing up My perfect shot.

If you owe ME $1,000 penalty fee  and an apology for being a liar, asshole or rude-ass mother fucker..I suggest you pay it, because this is the face that will haunt you for the rest of your life and the Woman who will IGNORE you for the REST of you worthless existence.  Believe Me, disappointing or offending Me is the first step to a life of disaster and loneliness.  If you are responsible for erasing that radiant smile from MY face for just one, single moment in time..you have failed as both a sub and a man.  I suggest you remedy the situation before dooming yourself to a very empty life without ME.

sissy tommikins!  All your prezzies got here!  $300 purse, lawnmower and the Naked 2 Eyeshadow!  LOVE IT ALL!

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cashcow pigsnot gets hardcore milking!

cashcow pigsnot gets hardcore milking!

Noticed that simon sent $200 a few days ago I didn’t notice until now.  Just got $400

pigsnot I put the wrong TV on MY list! boohoo!! If there is any way possible see if you can cancel it and get THIS ONE instead!  If not, I will exchange it for that one. 🙁 boo!  Send ME a message here and let Me know if you could cancel and re-order or not.  They better send ME a fucking packing slip!

pigsnot watch 12:04 a.m.  Looks like after the first shopping sprees and repurchases of items that didn’t come first try, he has now done another $6,000 worth of NEW shopping!  What have the rest of you numbnuts done for Me lately???  pigsnot!! you still out there, you liquored up loser?? I hope so! I also hope they are still letting you use your card!!  We are still managing to find things we don’t have already on amazon!  We are replenishing our wishlist!

pigsnot watch 10:35 p.m.  Software, Dyson Fan and Ipod Nano purchased!  I’ll tally up our spoils again!

pigsnot watch 10:20 p.m.  piggy’s emails keep getting more difficult to understand because he is sooo boozed up!  you still owe Me a Dyson fan, a few pair of shoes and the Dreamweaver software!!  We are keeping track, pussypig!

pigsnot watch 8:10 p.m He got My tv!!  he’s drinking!  Looks like we are DEFINITELY staying in for the evening!

pigsnot watch! Oooh somebody is online right this second, punching the the BUY button!  We might even stay in on a Friday night just so we can keep updating our greedy wishlists!  Are you going to be home alone and wimpified tonight, piggy snot boy??  Would you like to have a little Friday date-night with sweet Stevie and precious Princess??  Perhaps Me and Her will hang around in our jamjams, drinking wine at Her house, while perusing amazon on our two adorable matching Mac Baby Airbooks while you sit there far far away somewhere over the internet with your little pud pounding in your piggy panties, spending THOUSANDS of more dollars on Us??  Whatcha say, dumdum?

Update: Go pigsnot! Go!  Get the TV! Get the TV!  Stop skipping it over!  you know you will cave soon, anyway!  HA! Don’t stop shopping! yaay!  So far I think I see around $2,800 purchased between our two outrageous wishlists! We keep watching items disappearing and it’s making us drunk on our own AWESOMENESS!  hahahaha!

WE ROCK!

Got My Soundsticks III computer speakers set up!  They sound great! It’s soo easy to get everything working with My Macs.  Everything networked so effortlessly.

pigsnot is still buying occasional gifts!  Both of us updated our lists and expect those items to disappear!  Both of us are ready to SPANK dat wallet again!  I reeeally want that TV.  Make it happen!  I’ve added the Apple Protection to MY list and some software for MY new computers! We’ve added some matching items, as well.  Double your credit card debt, Double OUR FUN! Put your porky snout to the floor and start SQUEEEEEALING!

Cash to pay for Our matching Ipad 2’s can be sent to:
SIERRA HORIZONS 6478 Winchester Blvd #901 Canal Winchester OH  43110  Send $1400 just to be safe. 🙂  Stevie and I are planning another night out on the town next week.   This means photo opportunities!  Perhaps if we are inspired deeply by a thoroughly RAVAGED amazon wishlist, We will take some creative shots especially for our personal shopping sow!  Wouldn’t that be a treat for our lil porkchop?

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