SHOPPING OPPORTUNITIES!  I want these things ASAP!

Hair Nectar  get the fanatic size in Pomegranate Guava  fulfilled by hairlip who obviously loves to buy Me hair product

$500 of gift cards from World Market.  I saw this wine cabinet I want and it’s not available online.  Someone get Me some gift cards so I can go it!

Another Hair Towel.  fulfilled by twinkie I keep reading good things about this one, so I want to try this one too.  It’s suppose to keep My curlies frizz free.  Go to place your order and get the white towel with the vinyl bag.

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO SCREWY STEWEY! I just received the $500 amazon.co.uk gift certificates you sent, but DID NOT claim them because amazon.co.uk gc’s are almost useless to Me.  I can pretty much only order cd’s and books from there.  See if you can cancel IMMEDIATELY and either send Me $500 cash or $500 AMAZON.com GC’s.  you will also be paying an exta big penalty for inconveniencing Me.    Oh stewy.you can’t resist spoiling Me after viewing My newest photos!  Those eyes, that hair, those lips!  you are FUCKED!  Email Me asap!  stewey managed to get a refund from amazon.co.uk and sent cold hard cash instead. 🙂

Oh what the hell. Here’s another one!  paypig$$$ was so excited to see the picture of his cashola that he sent another $300 online tribute, twinkie sent $600, fatmac got stuck with some shopping and cheesedick the cheese king sent $400.  Oh screwy stewy, I’m going to see if I can exchange those outdoor lights you bought.  They were kinda too huge for the garage.  They are really MASSIVE lamps.  Anyway, I emailed them to find out if they can do straight exchanges or whether they will have to credit your account and reorder.  I’ll email you when I find out more.

Unroyal fool your $1,000 just arrived!  your tragic little cartoons always make Me giggle.  Get to sucking.