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Joys of being My shopping slave!

Joys of being My shopping slave!

slavey davey’s wife was out of town so he sat alone staring at MY pics, texting ME and shopping!  I got a new pair of Hudson jeans, a beautiful dress, $100, Raybans, hair products and some odds and ends.  yay!!    Now he’s broke until next payday.  he and his wife haven’t had sex for EONS thanks to My Mistress Mindmeld!  his penis won’t work unless it’s being MY prezzy dispenser!  Staring at My photos and paying ME is THE only thing that successfully makes him stiff anymore!

ludger sent $200 and got Me an awesome bouquet of flowers which will be here Tuesday.

doomed brit, get your FAT fugly ass to the store and get those party hats and favors!  you’re youtube video would have been much more interesting if you had a birthday hat on.

Zappos
Jacket on Sale size XL Spruce slavey davey

Athleta
Booyah Jacket size L in black  slavey davey!!

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Wishes and More Wishes!

Wishes and More Wishes!

Aww.isn’t it amazing how I can continue to replenish MY wishlists after you losers buy up item after item!?    Today I will be available for calls and chitchat on yahoo messenger because I am staying home.  It’s COLD and icky again!  Amuse Me My darling doggies, by shopping and sending your cash on this chilly Saturday!   Wag your tail in front of MY wishlist, drool like the mutt you are and beg to shop and pay Me!!

Convo between Me and gayson today:
gayson: I’ve been trying to rehab and change my sexual addictions.  I can’t live like this forever  Princess, would you ever grant your mercy for me to try and change? Please?
Princess: Never!  I will tempt you into sending ME money constantly ..your only escape is DEATH!  Now go make a donation and prove how utterly and completely you FAIL AT LIFE!  hahahahahhahaaha!
gayson: My credit cards are shut down, my credit sucks, I have to sell things to get by. You’ve taken 20 k , you’ve wiped my savings
Princess:  your cc is not shut down, you compulsive  liar.  I’ll let you send 300.since you are broke.
gayson:  I can’t use it till I pay the balance
Princess:  Go to the bank and pull 300 and send in the mail.  Be sure to buy a Valentines card to put the money in and write.”i  LOVE YOU more than my family.  p.s. i fail at life. ”
gayson:  Why do you do this to me? I need to change. I need to stop feeling ashamed.  You make me feel pathetic and silly
Princess:  you need to do what I tell you.  you NEED to please ME.  you NEED to send ME Valentine money as I laugh at you for being pathetic and silly.  THAT is WHAT you fucking NEED
gayson:  I just can’t believe this is my reality
Princess:  it is
gayson:  I try not to think of you
Princess:  you should be thinking of ME daily.  praying on your knees, facing the Holy Land, Ohio.  Go get Me $300.
gayson:  i’ m afraid to say no to you
Princess:  you can not say no to Me.  I designed your brain to obey.
gayson:  What if I try to say no?
Princess:  you won’t
gayson:  It’s gonna make me go overdraft
Princess: that’s even better!  hahahahaha!  Send ME a picture of your overdraft so I can have a good giggle
gayson:  This should not make me hard
Princess:  It does!  Now do it!
gayson sends $300:
gayson:  That was the last time Princess, I need to stop
Princess: you wont ever stop!  you were born to spoil Me
gayson: I sent 300
Princess:  I see!  I win! you lose! get used to it!
gayson:  I can’t keep this up, it’s too overwhelming
Princess:  if you over-draft, send Me a picture..cuz that would be HIGHsterical! you will keep it up. always!  Payday after payday I get My part.just like Uncle Sam
gayson:  I need to go, this feels like rock bottom.  Bye Princess
Princess:  hahahahhahahahahaha!
Offline
gayson has signed out.
HAHAHA! this conversation has been going on over and over for YEARS!!

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Spoil Me Rotten!

Spoil Me Rotten!

Update: Just received $200 WholeFoods gc from some guy named david. 🙂 Yay, I love surprises from guys I don’t know! Good boy! Feel free to send more!  We will probably go grocery shopping tomorrow.

twinkie did some more shopping! Cache had some dresses I wanted on sale, so he got Me two–a pink one and a blue one. Perfect dresses for the summer!  sissy tommikins had quite the  slutty adventure last night.  Generally, he visits adult bookstores for his trysts with strange dick..but last night he visited one of those adult  movie theaters!  he got to suck mystery pricks with an audience!  he even got accosted by really bad trannies!  tommikins sent another $300 and will be writing a blog about his adventure.

Just received $300 from some guy named marc.  I always hate marc’s with a “c”.  Something is wrong with every single one of them!  This guy was the most boring call on the planet.  Thank Goddess it was a short call!  marc with a c,  you need to send another $300 for boring ME silly!  you were absolutely NOT amusing.

$500 from toejamjam. Pathetic little toejam lover.  he’s still fiending for female toejam.  I don’t know what type of skanky women’s feet he had to worship to find “toe jam”.

Survived the storm.  So many people are without electricity right now..the power company said it could be 5-7 days and people are FREAKING out.  Plus it’s INCREDIBLY hot so hotels are all filled and people are tweeking.  I think it was the worst wind storm I have ever experienced.   I still have electricity but I did lose a few shingles off the roof.

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sissy+bottle of scotch = good times!

sissy+bottle of scotch = good times!

Another $600 $900 from mark francis.  Good lord, this guy turned on his cam today.and it startled the fuck out of Me.  he has aged SOOOOO much!   he’s been bugging internet Dommes since as long as I can remember.  (Bugging and rarely paying).  he’s the one who copycatted fagarina’s awesome sissy name and started calling himself “fagarella”.  yah really creative, bitch!  Not only do you copy My fabulous sissyname..you haveta “name yourself”.  Pathetic!  Anyway, he looks more like Grandmarella now!  his face has totally fallen!  I’m always amazed how fucking OLD you boys look who have been serving ME since the 90’s..because I still look so pert!  Anyway, the tranny granny is paying.$900 today and $1,500 last week..so it’s all good!

The tranny granny mark francis.scary!

 

 

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pigsnot’s World Class moneyslave tirade continues!

pigsnot.I still haven’t had the AppleCare protection plan for the big Mac delivered.  Check your amazon and see if it ever shipped.  It really should have been here by now.

So far between yesterday and today, pigsnot has gotten $160 boots, $75 boots, $330 boots, hedge trimmer, make-up, $300 jacket, $550 grill, car stereo, $280 lamp, sheets, make-up, cords and other smaller items!  (This doesn’t include the loot Stevie got!)  Oh and he isn’t DONE shopping!!!  hmm I know I want the Squeezebox, the second dish set.  I had to add a more expensive elliptical because reviews by tall people said the cheaper one didn’t accommodate tall legs. Boo.  I think I might have you get the elliptical too!  you should all be very jealous of pigsnot because he has made us SOOooo happy.  he’s the luckiest snot covered, pin-dick jerking, perverted, piglet in all the land!

However, he’s still freaked out about shopping outside Amazon..so you other turds are going to have to get to MY Hudson jeans.  Hop to it, assholes!!

Hudson has a coupon!  They never have sales..so take advantage of it while you can! Coupon Code FRIENDS2011  .  I have them in the order I want them purchased. HURRY!

Hudson Jeans have a new color!!  Get these in size 31!
Get these black Hudsons in size 31.
Get these skinny Hudson in size 31.
These Hudson Jeans run way smaller for some reason.get size 32.

My websites been down most of the day.  Hosting was having problems. Updated My amazon, pigsnot! you owe ME LOTS$$$!

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