Hi slaveboys! It’s your sweetest dream, your greatest nightmare..
terrance, I’m wearing the cozy hoodie sweatshirt you got Me from Eddie Bauer. It’s a perfect lounge-around-the-couch-while-sipping-hot-tea-and-fleecing-guys’-wallets type of top. I had My hair in a messy little up-do. It rained most of the day, so I had a very lazy day.
wankalot just sent $500 payment and then broke up with Me yet again, just seconds after sending the tribute. Seriously, wankalot..give it up. It’s pretty obvious you can’t quit wanting to give ME all your money!! Every time you pay ME, you break up and block My email and phone #. It’s getting ridiculous! SEND MORE NOW! you know you owe ME much more!! you know I want MUCH MORE! you know I WILL get MUCH more! I broke your brain permanently. There is NO way to fix it.
twinkie sent $1,000. you’re a good boy, twinkster!
A guy from germany that hasn’t paid Me for a coon’s age, sent ME $600 the other night. I can’t remember what his old nickname was, but he’s going to have to continue to serve before I grant him a new nickname.
puffy perv!! Where’s MY new jacket!? Hurry up! I am excited to wear it! you know a girl can’t get too many leather jackets and winter coats! I seem to want them all!!
hairlip has been a model slave. he continues to pay his daily and spoil Us with prezzies and sending surprise gifts without being told to. 🙂
To b from Oregon who has been sending $100 payments : I have been getting them. I don’t know who you are, but keep them coming! 🙂
I also got $75 from a mystery guy named walter. Feel free to send $100…I’m sure you can’t wait to send Me more.
We are still in a Fall Wardrobe shopping kick! you bastards aren’t cleaning out Our wishes fast enough! Rev up those credit cards, boys! It’s time to do some SERIOUS SHOPPING!!
EDDIE BAUER
Boots for HRC Drk Gray size 8.5 hairlip
ETSY
Autumn Slouchy Hat blueballs billy
BACK COUNT
North Face Sweater for HRC size S in White Heather hairlip
SUNDANCE
Asana Tee size L
Earring Trio for HRC hairlip
