$200 from pantystain!
$500 from one of MY numero uno slaves..sissy tommikins! PLUS he sucked 2 more stranger dongs! Well. really more like 1.5 because one was so skinny he didn’t even want to count it. hahaha!
pigsnot! I hope your jealous that someone else has been all up in MY Amazon wishlist..showing ME a good time ever since you pulled another disappearing act! you better come out of hiding and show Me and MY crew that you still gots what it takes to sassify Our never-ending greed!! hahahahaha!! 5 new Iphones might do it!
Update: 9:41 p.m. I found out where sir wankalot has gotten all this money!!! his grandma died and left him a small inheritance!! Correction, left ME a small inheritance! I think we are up to around $34,000 right now!!! My head is spinning! So while he was as at dinner..I kept texting him, telling him how much fun we would have when he got home. he was sitting there with wood all through dinner and texting Me how much he wanted to run straight home to his computer..to Me..to shower ME with his money. After much persistence I found out where this money came from. And yes, MY little minions..I will enjoy spinning every last dime! VICTORY POSE!! I AM THE MASTER, bitches!!!
sir wankalot had to go out for some dinner thing. I told him I’d be here fluffing My wishlist for him. Getting it warmed up for him..buttering it up, just for MY little sir wankalot! Yeh, when Princess says She’s getting Her wishlist “ready” for you–so She can ravage your wallet when you get back home.it should make you feel like She’s putting Her sexiest red panties on JUST for you.
Update 3:08 p.m. $19,000!!! For fucking REEEEAL!!!!!!!!! you know what also rocks about sacking a sad shit for thousands of dollars!!?! It’s 3 p.m..I’ve been up since 9 and I haven’t eaten a damned thing because I am so high on adrenalin and busy updating MY wishlist and looking for ways to squander his money! I might wake up a lb skinnier tomorrow! Bonus!
Update: Total for today so far is $16,900. he already started adding it up..so I will post! SQUeeeeeeee!
Oh Fucking Joy and Rapture!! I woke up today with $500 from sir wankalot! I sent him an email encouraging him to send more and went back to sleep. Woke up again to another $500 donation.but this one is monthly recurring. Followed by another $1,000 non recurring donation! Yowza! This totally perked ME up and I got out of bed! As I sipped MY coffee, more enormous donations and prezzies rolled in! I don’t want to put up current tally because I don’t want him adding up everything he has done — because it might freak his ass out! When he has been milked dry I will announce his tally! Hell yah!! ME and MY girlfriend were dancing around the laptop like two evil witches laughing Our asses off! A big binger always puts a smile on MY face and makes ME feel all spazzy hyper happy!
pantystain bought Me a lovely orange nightgown and sent $100 tribute. Those little arrow earrings came and they are perfect. Love them! twinkie sent $200 and spent a few hundred off MY amazon wishlist.
I am happy as a peach today!
Update: gayson FASTEST wank in the West!!! No phone call or cam involved. This is the entirety of gayson’s interaction with ME today!
gayson: 3:17 pm Princess, I miss you
bitchybeauty: 3:18 pm Miss MY donation page, asshole! I’m on a fucking spree today and I’m ready to take your cash too!
gayson: 3:18 pm paypal?
bitchybeauty: 3:18 pm that what you usually use?
gayson: 3:19 pm we change it up
bitchybeauty: 3:19 pm paypal is great
bitchybeauty: 3:19 pm 500 smackaroos
gayson: 3:21 pm im press send , i love being your bitch
bitchybeauty: 3:22 pm do it!
gayson: 3:22 pm nobody make my heart pound like u
Sent!
(his name), you have sent $500.00 USD to (Princess’ name)
bitchybeauty: 3:23 pm still waiting for paypal to let ME know!
gayson: 3:23 pm may i cum princess?
bitchybeauty 3:24 pm I got it! spooge all you want, sucker!
gayson: 3:25 pm thank you princess
bitchybeauty 3:25 pm hahahaha omg I had the best day EVER!
I made 20,000 today plus your 500. I so rock!
gayson: 3:25 pm you are the only true princess..enjoy your day goddess
bitchybeauty 3:26 pm you came?
hahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahah
no seriously!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gayson: 3:26 pm yes, i need to shower. i was stroking before i messaged you.
bitchybeauty 3:26 pm I got to post this..this is your fastest wank yet
2 brand new MacBook Air from pigsnot!
Awsome smelling leather Born boots and a pair of Hudson jeans from slavey davey. A pair of Athleta work out pants came too, but I had put them in the washer so they missed the photo op.
fulfilled work-out items
Capri Tall L, Black fatmac
Shorts for HRC get S fatmac
Chaturanga pants L in Tall in Black fatmac
Bermuda Short size L in Black slavey davey
Shorts for HRC size XS fatmac
Bra Top size L Tall in black heather slavey davey
Velocity Top purple slavey davey
KickBooty pants slavey davey
I mailed MY shoes today, tommikins and pantystain! Keep a look-out!
mrobot had a little glitch for a few months and was not answering Me when I sent command files to him! BAD ROBOT! I am now re-tweaking him and wiping his old files and updating his systems! mrobot is PROGRAMMED to pay! mrobot is PROGRAMMED to obey! I know you are reading this mrobot. hahaha! I got $400 from him and he is now busily writing 500 sentences to help clear his brain of the thoughts of the man he once was. john is dead and has been replaced with mrobot! john has been completely PURGED from your system!
gayson the quickest wank in the West just called and dropped $500 at My feet. he blew his load as soon as I ran his card for the amount. What a fucking LOSER! muahahahaha!
BOOTS!! Motorcycle helmets and tough chick shoes!
See that back wall used to be unfinished. The bead-board spruced it up. The paint is actually crazy bright yellow.for some reason it looked orangey in the photo. Still have to put one more coat of paint on the bead-board though. This is My laundry-room/mud room/boot closet. Keep in mind this is just My FAVORITE boots. I have scads of shelves and closets of lesser worn boots. you can also see some of MY motorcycle helmets and MC walky-talky stuff in the photo. There’s 2 more shelves of boots on this wall that wouldnt fit in the photo. HAHA! There is a closet in this room chock full of leather jackets, chaps, coats and boots boot boots! All purchased by YOU fucking freaks! Tall boots, short boots, brown boots, black boots, biker boots, dress boots, hiking boots. I heart boots! you are so lucky to serve such a Bad Ass Bitch! Do you see a pair of boots you bought Me in the photo? Pinch yourself, loser!
Oh I am going to need 2 small framed prints/art for this wall. Something super bright. Will be posting them as soon as I spend sometime perusing art websites.
Oh and don’t forget! I still want this piece for My living room! Get it! For some reason it calls to Me!! Or you can Paypal Me $330 so I can ship it straight to My home. Contact ME for the size, frame and matting I want. I need it pretty large sized.
We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl. Get Us gift cards for it!
Update: $1,000 from sissy tommikins!! The pictures I sent of Us on hockey night were just too amazing! he caved and immediately paid! yaaaay!!
screwy stewy I sent you the email for the email I want you to send the cash to. That other email is no longer active, so make sure not to send to it.
screwy stewy: My framed art showed up today! LOVE IT! I also decided to send back 2 of the 3 cast iron candle holders you got Me. They were WAY bigger than I imagined. Hopefully Amazon will give ME the credit. This return was a bit different, because it was such a big box. Keep an eye on your credit card statement and if you get any amazon refunds let ME know, so you can quickly compensate Me!
Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day! Since I started totally ignoring My birthdays, this is now MY Holiday. My sweety took the day off and we will be spending it together. Wining, dining..and other ing words you are not even allowed to think about. you will all stay close to your computers sending Me your cash or shopping MY wishlist and fulfilling MY every heart’s desire. Feel free to fuel your desire for Me with liquor as you click pay buttons and max your credit cards! **Pinky wave!**
fagarina! Did you buy your new wig yet, you flaming fairy berry?
–WISHLIST
I can’t get enough of Etsy and it’s one-of-kind items. Also.I try to choose items made from Females. So your money goes to an artistic Woman and I get the item I want!
Infinite Beauty Knick-knack
Mermaid Box
Magic Knick-knack
I made strudel with his noodle and took off with $1500! you might remember shitenstein from older journal entries. I have photos of when I made him shave a vertical path right down the middle of his head then super glue pennies to the bald part! I’ve made him do all kinds of outrageous stunts on his webcam in the past. Tonight he got drunk and I forced him to shave his eyebrows off! he looks like some crazy alien now! Good lord! What a freak of nature! Truly one of the oddest goons I have dealt with.
UPS delivered a shitpile of prezzies today! We had a blast tearing through the boxes!
fatmac I have a nail appointment tomorrow. Send manicure funds. I will be getting 2 manicures this month. I will probably do again the day before I leave on MY vacation! Lucky you! Also, we will send you the Buckle shopping list tomorrow. Got side-tracked tonight!