Omg .you little sickos would all have creamed your jeans tonight. I went out tonight..looking way too hot. Like I can go out to gay bars looking this hot, but every time I go in a straight bar looking like this..I wind up wanting to punch someone! So I go out wearing the hottest little jeans and MY new sparkly belt that hairlip bought and this tight little tank and high boots. I walk into the place and I hear “HOLY FUCk!” “JESUS CHRIST” “Oh my god, I am in love with that woman! ” and all kinds of lame, gross little comments when I walk into a room. This little fucker comes up to me while me and MY friend are seated at the bar and puts both hands on MY little waist and says, “were you in a movie called ____ (I can’t remember the name of the movie)? I use both hands and PUSH him hard away and say ” DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!”
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?! REALLY??? Do you sick little bastards think you have the right to touch some woman in a bar before you even know her name?? I FUCKING HATE LITTLE BASTARD SHITSUCKERS LIKE THIS!! NO SERIOUSLY!!! I wanted to KILL somebody!!!! DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME you unworthy ball-toting sicko’s!! I will fucking stick your shrunken head RIGHT up your shit stinkin’ ass if you dare!! Seriously, I should be given a license to CLUB a man to death who dares TOUCH MY perfection!!!! Keep your fucking MITTS away from ME, you deranged assholes!!
Love and Lollipops, spermbags!!
With the proper direction the male is useful, but left by his own can be very repulsive.
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All of us sometimes deserve a kick in the balls
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i like that episode of the bar. Not because it makes me cream my jeans. But because You are presenting Yourself among men. And You are telling us what You think about them. About real men (not us, failed men). And You appear putting the fella in his place. It has the value of one of Your old and enligthening interviews. Apart from the fact that Your indignation is completely justified. i like also that expression. “Unworthy ball-toting”. It makes me feel myself clumsy and ridicule like a chimpanzee.
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Any male with half a brain…if he saw Princess Sierra in a bar would reach into his pocket and hand her all his cash…and hope she would kick him in the balls as a reward.
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