screwy stewy shopping slave

SHOPPING OPPORTUNITIES!  I want these things ASAP!

Hair Nectar  get the fanatic size in Pomegranate Guava  fulfilled by hairlip who obviously loves to buy Me hair product

$500 of gift cards from World Market.  I saw this wine cabinet I want and it’s not available online.  Someone get Me some gift cards so I can go it!

Another Hair Towelfulfilled by twinkie I keep reading good things about this one, so I want to try this one too.  It’s suppose to keep My curlies frizz free.  Go to place your order and get the white towel with the vinyl bag.

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO SCREWY STEWEY! I just received the $500 amazon.co.uk gift certificates you sent, but DID NOT claim them because amazon.co.uk gc’s are almost useless to Me.  I can pretty much only order cd’s and books from there.  See if you can cancel IMMEDIATELY and either send Me $500 cash or $500 AMAZON.com GC’s.  you will also be paying an exta big penalty for inconveniencing Me.    Oh stewy.you can’t resist spoiling Me after viewing My newest photos!  Those eyes, that hair, those lips!  you are FUCKED!  Email Me asap!  stewey managed to get a refund from amazon.co.uk and sent cold hard cash instead. 🙂

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Oh what the hell. Here’s another one!  paypig$$$ was so excited to see the picture of his cashola that he sent another $300 online tribute, twinkie sent $600, fatmac got stuck with some shopping and cheesedick the cheese king sent $400.  Oh screwy stewy, I’m going to see if I can exchange those outdoor lights you bought.  They were kinda too huge for the garage.  They are really MASSIVE lamps.  Anyway, I emailed them to find out if they can do straight exchanges or whether they will have to credit your account and reorder.  I’ll email you when I find out more.

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Unroyal fool your $1,000 just arrived!  your tragic little cartoons always make Me giggle.  Get to sucking.

 

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14 thoughts on “screwy stewy shopping slave

  1. avatarDringue

    Someone that followed You for years, before this can feel the admiration and identification that a good citizen feels for the flag of her/his country.

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  2. avatarMicky

    WOW PRINCESS’ each picture you post seems to be better and better then the last one. You are clearly the most beautifulest women in the world. You arse very very hot and attractive. I love you. xoxoxo :-0

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  3. avatarscrewey stewey

    With the greatest of respect i humbly beseech You to have mercy and not publish any more photos of Your wonderful hair – they immediately make me give money i can’t afford – pretty please Princess, have pity on us fools.

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  4. avatarthe other female fan

    what idiotic comments. do you boys need cheese with all that whine?

    and for crying out loud! Princess has told you piggies before NOT to send UK gift cards. what part of “duh” do you not understand? there should be a helluva penalty for annoying her with this nonsense. what the hell is wrong with you?

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  5. avatarhairlip

    Oh PRINCESS!!!!!!! YOU are amazing. YOUR hair is so beautiful. And YOUR face …. i can’t help but fall to my knees. YOU are more beautiful than EVER!

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  6. avatarDringue

    i love this little dialog. For me is more exciting than a beautiful naked women. That’s why i am lost.
    Dialog between Princess Sierra and deryck during an online shopping of lingerie.
    Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: those in black I guess in O
    deryck: oh God, yes
    deryck: i cant wait to see You in these
    Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you’ll have to be verrrry good to get Me in those you know
    Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you have to make your mind VERRRRy squishy
    deryck: Mmmm
    deryck: i need to become an over ripe tomato beneath Your boot
    Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: exactly

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  7. avatarDringue

    To personify the sick part of a person as a sub II and feed it, strengthen it through the dialog, by mean of making it the valid interlocutor, is brilliant. i don’t know if those are techniques taken from applied psychology, or inventions and discoveries by the Princess’ fertile mind. It is like invade a country and, to exploit it easily, choose as the future government of it, the mafia. A combination of psychology, political engineering and femdom.

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  8. avatarAnonymous

    Cant stop looking Princess
    That hair, those blue eyes and full pouty lips.Just a glance at Your beauty makes all my strength drain from me..nothing more than a Zombie to be used and humiliated for Your pleasure.

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