SENOR DOGGY!! EMAIL ME! I had toiletbrush repurchase the jacket you fucked up. you owe ME $500 for the jacket. Even though it was $300, I tacked on $200 for making Me wait!
Ugh I stepped on a damned sewing needle which broke inside of MY foot! When do I friggin sew? I think I might have tightened a button or something and dropped the needle. Anyway, the doc had to dig in reeeally deep and put in 2 stiches. It hurts like a friggin muthafucka! She put Me on vicodin and it still hurts. Guess I won’t be running around for a few days, so I’ll be lounging around, working on building up MY shopping list. That means you will all be emptying your wallets and distracting Me from My ouchy little foot with gifts galore and huge donations. I can’t believe MY perfect little ped will have a little scar. boohoo Maybe you should all step on needles and send ME the xrays as proof!
HIGHEST PRIORITY senor doggy bought this, but for some reason Macy’s flagged his account because I ran the charge for him when he was overseas. So I need someone else to buy PRONTO!!!
It’s on sale now! Must buy QUICKLY!! toiletbrush
Just got $400 from a new slave named ugly skinny nerd. That’s the name he chose. I woulda came up with something with more pizazz. Anyway, he talks about himself in third person.and sometimes in the plural..awesome.another nut job!
HOLY FUCK. he just sent a video clip and photo.
O M G
he looks like something is majorly wrong with him. he definitely lives up to his name. he’s not mentally challenged, he just looks it. hahaha SHIT!!! I..I..I..for once in MY life I have no fucking words. WHAT DA FUCK is this??? he’s obviously a very sick man..you can tell by his choice of art. HAHAHAHAHAHA GAWD ALMIGHTY, I AM A FUNNY!!!
skinny ugly nerd’s retardalicious video clip.
Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you, men? Do I now need to get handicapped parking spaces for BitchyBeauty.com??
ugly skinny nerd, you are obviously VERY disturbed. How nice for you. Now hop on the short bus to the ATM machine and send ME all your cash! HAHAHAHAHA!
My god I love you!!!! ugly nerd has an ugly big dick.
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Princess Reply:
October 11th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Why the fuck didn’t you text today? I had something to tell you. you are in deep doodoo now.
his dick isn’t big. 6 inches just looks more significant when it’s dangling on a hundred pound bag of bones.
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pantyboy Reply:
October 18th, 2010 at 7:45 am
It looks like a mosquito with teeth and a cock.
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Addictedboy Reply:
November 11th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
6 inches is most of our dreams. I didn’t know they came that big
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the ugly skinny nerd is so very happy it found you Princess.
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Bahahaha! Is that ‘ nerd ‘ mentally ill or what?! I about felt out of my chair laughing. LMAO!
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hahahhahah O M F G…..i have been laughing My ass off for at least 10 minutes over this fucktard’s vid clip and your hilarious commentary…..wtf….a true classic…..
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