hairlip get this hair stuff

 Need more hair color too.  3 of each color #2 and #16

I got a new slavey who sent $1,100 on his first day.  he begged to be called Sierrasboy.  Tonight he and I are going to call Gucci and he’s gonna buy Me a $1,300 purse.  Aren’t I a fun date?  latex lover celebrated My homecoming by dropping $1,400.

 Vacation was fun but not as crazy as last time.  I didn’t drink near as much this time.  Went a on 2 hour jetski tour from hell!  Holy Fuck! The water was crazy and rough.  Everyone was petrified.  My ass has a huge bruise on it from sliding all over that jetski and My body was cramped from holding on for dear life.  My eyes burned for 2 days from salt water and the ocean was so rough you could hardly see where the hell you were going.  The pinnacle of the jetski tour de horror is when we got to see 5 dolphin fins.  oooooooooh.. woo to the hoo..   Of course lesbians are generally all NUTS for dolphins.  Dolphins, kittens, salamanders..they can’t get enough of them..they all grab their cameras and ooh and ahh a lot.  Me.I just wanted some frickin fish n chips I had been out at sea for 2 hours!    NEVER again.   I ain’t snorkeling. I ain’t riding no jet ski or ziplining or doing anything that requires goggles or safety helmet ever again when I’m on vacation.   Oh and WHY the fuck do they have Women Only functions at the end of the season when its SOOo fucking hot and humid!?!!?  I can’t take humidity. Despite my bitching, I had fun and met a few really cool new chicks but I really can’t handle extreme humidity. I’m a motha fuckin delicate flower.   hairlip also sent cash and paid for a few good seafood meals.  We had a very romantic dinner one night and I got the seafood trio and a fine bottle of wine. Yummy yummy hairlip.  I expect you sat at home by yourself with a generic brand chicken pot pie. heehee  oooh I got the hottest tiger print bikini from senor froggy.  Gives Me some perfect boobage!  Too bad you don’t get to see it.  SUCKA!