ladys toy! I got the $1,000 cash you sent! you have some fucked up handwriting!
slavey davey has been shopping all day! In the last few days he bought a $400 parka, $200 Hudson jeans, winter gloves, $200 cash, $70 top, $100 gc at MY salon, Frye wallet and a $90 Etsy Hawk necklace. Since I’m in the season spirits, I am allowing him to spend a max of $50 on his wife. I know..I’m so kind! Best part is, he gets paid again on the 19th! he will be doing it all over again in just a few days! I expect to ride that fatboy’s wallet hard and long for Christmas!! Don’t forget to pick up that $60 Netflix GC tomorrow, dave!
hairlip has been on a continual shopping frenzy! you know, I can’t even keep up on all that man buys! Hell, he is so in the bone zone, so deep under Our spell, so wrapped by Our FEMGOD pinkies that he forgets what he paid for just minutes after buying! All of Us just keep sending him lists and he snaps it up!! Itunes gift card, Raybans, $200 GC at Anthropologie , $100 Sephora gift card, Etsy items, Christmas ornaments, restaurant tab pick-up, makeup, hair product, package after package from Eddie Bauer! he’s been putting smiles on all our faces DAILY!
Here’s an example of the number of packages I have been getting from USPS alone in a single day. This was Friday. I believe UPS brought 3 more packages that day. HAHAHA!
wimpdick also did some shopping the other night. wimpdick is one of MY slaves who I have a payday alert for on his phone! My phone is always doing this fairydust sounding brrrrr-ing and leaving Me alerts saying “slave so-and-so gets paid tomorrow”!
$100 showed up from louzer! $300 more from MY mystery pig!!
Ok boys here is a list of the things We want for Christmas:
A few more $60 Netflix gift cards. Netflix no longer offers gift subscriptions or sells gift cards online. you have to physically go to gas station or Best Buy or someplace and buy them. Also if you are a favey slavey..I could just put your card in and you pay the monthly subscription. This offer is only available to favey slaveys I trust.
Verizon gift cards. you can buy them at Verizon stores or online. Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash! New washer and dryer
New couch! Cash and lots of it!
Non Christmas shopping
EDDIE BAUER
Lots of shit on sale!!
Medina Cardigan get Tall L in Mushroom
Jacket in Peak Blue size Tall L totally on sale!
Flannel PJ bottoms size Tall L in Bordeaux *
The additional $1,000 penalty assessment for You having to wait for the payments have been sent. Although the delay may have been because of the holiday mail, i am resigned that any delay in You receiving the payments is unacceptable, and therefor due an assessment of a late payment penalty, which i have humbly submitted.
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Rest assured, if the delay was due to holiday mail, Princess would know that. She is infallible and omnipotent.
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And Omniscient, of course. If our thoughts or opinions don’t agree with Princess Sierra’s, that’s the quickest way to know that there is an error in our male thought processes.
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