Have you ever made $800 while jogging on the treadmill?? I have!!  Well technically I made $500 and then I took a shower and fucked him outta $300 more!  Who’s the lucky freakito??  senor doggy! Well, this week we are calling him “crack whore” because he got all turned on thinking about seeing the sweat stain on My gray biker shorts.  I told him he would do anything to sniff My crackstain, he was addicted to crack and that he needed to pay his crack dealer! hahaha! Cha-ching!  Burning calories and burning through your boys wallets at the same time!  Kinda hard to text while jogging, but I managed. 🙂