$500 from pedro.  About time!  he took so long, that I am going to make him wait to talk to Me.  Princess does NOT like waiting.  I might be available for a call tonight, pedro.  (if I feel like it)  Weather has been nice and I’ve been making the most out of it.  Taking a long road trip and will be gone a week.  Plan to leave the 14th. I will most likely check internet at night and will have MY phone on ME to send orders and collect your cash!  Send cash and pay for our road trip!  As usual, I have FUN and you have NONE!

Princess fan, you played your little ask-a-shit-ton-of-questions-and-not-pay game again.  So now you are up to $600.  Every time you message ME BEFORE paying, I will raise it another $100. Try Me, bitch!

A group of us went to a park on Easter Sunday that we knew would be full of Mexicans to Beaner-Watch whilst drinking beer outta plastic cups.  Mexicans love Easter.  They were cracking pinatas and cooking up the craziest shit on their grills!  White people do hamburgers and hotdogs and occasionally chicken on park charcoal grills, but those Mexicans cook 4 course meals!   The women all stand around and stare at the grill while their little men kick balls around or play with the children.  I watched in wander and awe as this one lady put a HUGE pot on her itty bitty grill and poured an entire jug of liquid Crisco and threw in all kinds of unidentifiable meat parts into it!  After that, her and her sisters put these huge, whole fish that looked like flounder into the enormous pot O lard.  Absolutely fascinating!  Mexicans never cease to entertain Me.   This reminds Me..where’s that Mexican slave of Mine, senor doggy!?!  Bitch, I don’t think you’ve paid ME since way before Ash Wednesday!  Get your brown ass online and send ME your cash!