I’m back from MY trip and ready to take names and break wallets! For those of you who contributed to MY vacation, you invested your cash very wisely! We had a blast! For those who didn’t, please rot in hell, assholes! How can you live with yourselves? Watching others spoil Me and MY friends while you sit there in all your uselessness amounting to NOTHING, witnessing other worthwhile slaves worship, serve and diligently financially pamper Me. you truly do NOT deserve to live, do you?
Wishlist Items!
From The Express
Blue Snakeskin Top size L sissy tommikins
Cold-Shoulder top size L sissy tommikins
Who bought Me the Adrienne Vitadinni shoes? I need to send them back because the zipper on the heel rubs My foot. They didn’t supply Me with a receipt, so send Me an email with the order #.
Someone get these fucking jeans while they are on sale!
HUDSON OCEAN SIDE JEANS toiletbrush
Madam,
If i buy some shoes for You from Your wishlist, would You be kind enough to deduct that from 1000$ that i need to pay to get Your sandals.
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Princess Reply:
August 6th, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Jackass. you are NOT allowed to buy Me shoes until after you send $1,000…make that $1,200. I just taxed you for being a raghead!
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sk Reply:
August 7th, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Madam,
Please please please dont tax me. Am struggling hard to save up the money here.1000$ comes up to 55k INR which is more than my 2 month’s salary.
Am trying hard to save it here.
Am sorry,when I saw the sandals in Your wishlist I got a bit carried away and thought of buying one for You.
Am sorry for that.
Pl dont put it out of my reach. I beg you.
Pl forgive this dog. i ll not repeat it.
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sk Reply:
August 8th, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Thanks Madam.
I hope you have accepted my apologies and will not tax me.
Sk, i don’t understand why you are asking Princess to remove Your tax. Do you think She erred when She imposed it? Princess does not make mistakes. If she said $1200 then paying Her that amount is the best possible action in Her Universe for you to do. Have you ever bought Her anything or made any donation. This boy would not dream of asking Her for the Sacred Sandals that have touched Her Feet. They are Sacred Relics that have touched Her Perfect Aura. I don’t see pigsnot annoying Her by begging for things and look how much pigsnot does. I pray Her Sacred Garments stay in the Holy Land of Her Birth and don’t get sent to ingrates.
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