Programmed by PRINCESS??

I’m STILL IMPATIENTLY waiting for that Harley leather jacket and a new gas card! Who’s gonna get them???

amazon addict caved again. he had been holding out on ME for a few weeks in hopes of recovery. Silly. Silly little men. you can’t “get better.” Well, on to the good part. amazon addict’s other side, “froggy” took over and sent him to his yahoo messenger and straight back in My web. $350 worth of GC shopping. Check it out for yourself. I was in the mood for a bunch of new work-out clothing because I’m starting a new circuit class on monday. Well, froggy..as usual a pleasure chatting with you..MY PLEASURE.
heeheeeheee Look at the SIZE of that Fulfilled Wishlist!!

Oh then this little fat college kid popped up. he sent $300. Then POOF disappeared. Today though, he claims to want to be on his merry little way and never chat with ME again and begged ME not to post one of his photos. I don’t know what the big deal is. he looks like every other fat boy.

amsterdam ham sent a $500 donation and got Me some shampoo and SideKick screen covers. toiletbrush bought Me a few things from Victoria Secrets. I’m looking for something pretty to wear for MY next set of gallery photos. he’ll be shopping for clothing for that today. I’ve actually been getting more requests for business attire shots. Hohum..I have no idea what I’ll wear next. But I need to start thinking about it, because it’s time for a new gallery isn’t it, suckerboys?

Oh I think I failed to mention that a few days back slutty suzy paid $300 and promised to redo his suckcock day next week. So for now I will stop with MY dastardly deeds, but will continue if he doesn’t get the cocksuck pics next week.

Oh, Veronica called fagarina on Her new cell phone and demanded a new top-up card for Her cell cuz she whipped through it REALLY fast. Of course he ran straight to it and called ME in quite a state. hahaha fagarina is going to feel like the world’s hairy-est WISHBONE being pulled on by both ME and My sister.

Oh you little wanks, will be happy to know that I now have quite a few of you programmed into MY SideKick address book. Last night when I was out with friends and they were checking out MY SideKick they all had a good laugh at the guys I had programmed into My phone and the caller ID photos I had attached. fagarina of course was the favorite. But I also had toiletbrush, amsterdam ham, the divorcee, slutty suzy, twinkie, the baboon and a bunch of other guys pics in there with their emails, phone #’s and contact info. They were clicking through them laughing and saying “Oh my god!” Everyone wants to know why the baboon “looks so sad.” HAHAHAHA They also enquired as to why blackpooch had a skull and crossbone across his photo and whether he was gay. (he had that nightie and lipstick on.) Wouldn’t it totally SUCK if I lost MY SideKick??? With all you guys humiliating photos, nicknames and real names and phone numbers on it?? HAHAHAAHHHAHAHA
You better hope I take better care of it then I do MY sunglasses. I can’t even COUNT how many sunglasses I lost this year.
Something to think about.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHA

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