Update: Just got another $150 from an anonymous canadian named chris.

twinkie got MY new router today. biggay UK tried to buy it but his fucking credit card didn’t work. you owe ME $400 for this screw-up, you worthless dickwad! pornpie freak did $300 and stuck a bunch of diaper pins in his balls and dick. lesbiangoldcard sent $300 then got all horny by a few of those glamorous new photos of ME and sent another $300! das schwein sent another $100 and lenny did $100 too.
attn: barnyard toilet, you owe Me another $100!! AND if you don’t get back to ME BY TONITE.you’re ass will owe another $100!!

Me and a friend I haven’t seen for awhile did a little shopping and went out for a bite. I was a good girl and did a salad with no croutons and the yummiest french onion soup. I bought some really nice sheets for the guest room, some throw pillows and a few other things. Then She dragged ME to the petstore. GAWD I hate friggin petstores. All those smelly animals, squawky birds and bratty kids.

HAHA the mormon missionaries caught Me on My way out to the truck. I told them I was a lesbian and they ran away faster than the jehova witnesses did.

Let’s see.. work-out wise..I did MY blue Firm workout in the afternoon and around 11:00p.m. I did My Keli Roberts step aerobic work-out. I really like Keli Roberts–She is like the most UN-fluffy instructor. She’s got a sexy accent, and she isn’t cheesy and doesn’t say stupid shit like most of them do. I think I’m gonna put those old Cher Workouts on My wishlists because Keli Roberts is the instructor on them. Someone get it and the other work-out tapes and DVD’s I’ve added to MY amazon wishlist. I’m kinda getting into a step aerobic mood again. I’ve got 100’s of work-out tapes and DVD’s but I’m bored of them.

I have sissy cybergeek working on MY next cartoon. It’s gonna star beerboy joe, heehee. toiletbrush did you finish your shopping for that new item for MY next photo set??? Chop! Chop!
brad the fag eat MY shorts you fucking deluded bitch! you could drop dead tomorrow and the ONLY thing I would REMOTELY miss is the blocks of parmesan cheese you send.
Pooey! RedDwarf is only available to season 4 on DVD and now I’m all stuck on seeing the rest.

PRIORITY ITEM:
Somebody get Me a new router. My old one seems to be taking a crap–but I think I’ve had it for like 4 years so it’s done its job. Get it off MY amazon wishlist.