Oh poor Me. I caught something and I bet it was from this snot-nosed baby I was around when I was at a friend’s house this week. Kids and babies are just germie disease carrying bundles of boogers. I told them to keep that kid pointed away from Me at all times cuz I heard it hacking. If there’s 3 things that scare Me it’s bats, babies and velcro tennis shoes. I’ve had a sore throat for 3 days and now I friggin totally lost MY voice and sound like I’m going through puberty. I won’t be doing any calls tonite.

Send Me $300 and I will honk in a tissue and send you My own personal dose of germs. Think of it.you could actually catch the same cold as ME! Ain’t that romantic?

hmmm. Being that I am a regular blabber mouth, being unable to talk is really cruel and unusual for ME. I’m fairly grouchy. But I’m really too sickypoo to have My usual conniption. I’ll save that for when I have more energy.

Oh beerboy..you ARE on deathmode again.
you WILL SUFFER for your insolence.