UPDATE: That filthy little virgin piggy swore up and down he only had $40 to give today and absolutely nothing left in his account. So he gives Me the card on the phone and I say, “hmm.I’m going to try it for $75” and he starts moaning in ecstasy and sure enough it went through. So then I say, “I’m going to try another $50 because OBVIOUSLY you lied about only have $40 to your name” and just ran another $50 while laughing MY off as it went though, and he has the NOIVE to he start fucking huffing and puffing a mile a minute , jerking his fucking meat like a fucking maniac without permission. NASTY! Well I hung up on his ass. Fucking grody little jerker boy trying to sneak one in AS IF I couldn’t hear his slimey little 3 inch pecker making little squeaky squeegy sounds. GROSS! I hope you haven’t got enough cash left to buy groceries all week, you pathetic little sow!

Oh yeah and I had a guy this afternoon call from his tractor of all places! he did a call and made an extra $50 donation.

SLUTTY SUZY’s video debut
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA why does this shit crack ME up so???

Here’s another one. But if you have a weak stomach I wouldnt recommend it.
SLUTTY SUZY Strikes Again I love how the floor creaks from his massive sissy ass traipsing across it and how he says “I’ll be the best sissy slut Princess has evah seen!”

That guy that has the irish accent who sounds like fat bastard called ME last night. he said he was going to send ME $200 and call right back. Well he didn’t! So I sent him a fucking scary, deranged email. he wound up paying $350 today and begging for forgiveness and whimpering profusely on the phone. his accent is soo fucking hysterical when he’s all turned on and desperate. HAHA you lame little freak! I ALWAYS WIN!! DENYING ME ONLY winds up costing you MORE in the long run! When will you ever learn!? Have I given you a name yet? I don’t think I have. I name you al McFeces. I got this guy who paid ME $300 upfront today. Brand new. he calls and winds up, he wants to be a cuckold and loves “size queens”. Poor guy, did he call the wrong # OH WHAT? HAHAHA well, I told him his training was going to be centered on weening himself from pussy and becoming a better cocksucker. he’ll have to do MY type of training..or find someone else, because I won’t be accomodating his fantasies. Another $75 from femworshipper or whatever his nick is. A box came today but it was insured and I wasn’t here to pick it up. I think its the babyblue dress from syren that was ordered EONS ago. A new guy got the pink skirt I just added to MY wishlist and a few small gifts from MY amazon. I got the receipts, but don’t count the gifts from newbies til they arrive on My doorstep. fagarina got paid today and I promptly took $200 from him the minute he got home.

NO RETARDS! Ok. The last month I have been plagued by this totally retarded fellow calling and bellowing “YER BEOOOOOOTIFULL!” in the phone. I HEREBY propound that I do NOT accept MENTALLY RETARDED slaves. Now, this isn’t because I feel like discriminating the mentally challenged, but seriously, how many independently wealthy retards are there out there?? This goes for that guy with celbral palsy who got all bent out of shape because I called him “tim-may!” Really, I’d be the first to welcome with open arms a rich retard wearing his little crash helmet and drool bib into MY stable to financially exploit and humiliate, but really..how much do you get paid stuffing the catsup dispenser at mickey D’s or separating broken peanuts at the nut factory?

Oh man, I slept through MY appointment thursday. 😛 I rescheduled for monday afternoon.

DINGDONG the ugly red betta is DEAD! That ugly fishie that ate his fins off sometime back finally passed away from old age today. Thank gawd! Now I can replace him with a pretty Betta.

My big box of JCrew stuff got here today. But I still see a few things from JCrew I want. Lucky for you they are having a sale too. I’ve added a few items on MY wishlist. I will be working on it a lot lately. Everything is now in size 10 and size M for tops. I think My boobs are shrinking though. 🙁 Remember: in pants ALWAYS get talls. I am 6ft tall and can NOT wear normal length pants. Recently I had to return a bunch of pants that some dingle berry got the wrong inseam in. It’s very inconvenient to constantly have to exchange shit. Use your noggins, dumb asses.

If your interested in getting the blue sweater, I think it’s also on My amazon wishlist, if you prefer amazon. Back to scouring the net for shopping opportunities for you boys.

Here’s a peek at the progress on the bike from a few days ago. The tank isn’t on in this picture. Since then, a lot has been done. Now the only thing left to work on i smaller things, adding pipes etc and fine tuning. I plan to be bringing it home this weekend. YAY!