pigsnot’s swan song?

pigsnot's swan song?

After buying ME a $1,000 elliptical I received this sad little email today.  So..I wonder if pig snot is REEEALLY done with his shopping rampage or if he will magically find more funds to spoil the Deadly Darlings he is soo addicted to?  I say..he won’t stop because he CAN’T stop!  Shopping for us is like CRACK!  CRACK to whack!  LOLOLOL

Dear Princess Sierra,
I did the exercise machine and the squeeze box.  Then i did a couple of items for Stevie to balance the wish lists.  This is the most i can do because the new card is now also maxxed out.
i’m very sorry, but i have to slow down because i simply do not have any credit left.  i’ve increase the credit line on all of my cards and got a couple of more cards to extend my shopping spree.

This spree cost me over $31k. i hope you and Stevie enjoyed it.
Sincerly,
broke and stupid pig snot

Notice he said “slow down”..not “stop”.  Me thinketh our horny piglet will continue to spiral DEEPER into debt! teehee!  I’ll be sending My Princess Power Vibes out to the universe and see if I can manifest pig snot’s credit card companies raising his credit card limit even higher!!

Remember, our little pathetic pigsnot..31K really isn’t THAT much credit card debt.  you could always rack up 100’s of thousands of dollars in debt!  It’s the American way!  Keep drinking.  Stop thinking.  Let your puny pecker lead the way cuz Princess and Stevie know you will be back to shop some day.  (Probably by wednesday) hahahaha!

We totally   ♥ LOVED ♥ this shopping spree!!  It was FUN, FUN, FUN!  We have every piece of electronics on the planet now and it’s all because of you, our drunken, shrunken dicked, brainwashed, gooey, ewwwy, kinda screwy, hypnotized snot covered lil piglet! 

To the rest of you WORTHLESS nut sacks!  I still have Hudson and Etsy I want purchased right away!  Stop being such fucking voyeurs and get to grabbing for those wallets and please your PRINCESS!

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2 thoughts on “pigsnot’s swan song?

  1. avatarwimpdick

    Wow Princess… You really squeezed everything out of pigsnot… 31K???? it is amazing how men destroy themselves because of You.

    Congratulations!

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